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"no tipping, ever" gently caress you mickey you oval office
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Bro Dad posted:sometimes sucking their dicks in the bathroom Call me when you can promise a more consistent dining experience
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Jan 13, 2022 05:16
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Chinatown posted:pretty sure this exists all over the south Yeah. It's called Mission BBQ.
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Jan 13, 2022 05:25
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THis poo poo but a restaurant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTOVnWdVF8M
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Jan 13, 2022 06:02
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A soylent drive through or walk though where a robotic arm forces a nozzle into your throat and your stomach is efficiently injected with the adequate amount of bland nutrient goo for your weight, height and energy requirements so you can be back in time for your job at the soylent factory. The toilet is this system but in reverse.
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Jan 13, 2022 06:26
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Grilled Cheese Sandwiches but like only kraft singles and campbells tomato soup NO other cheese allowed! This is America thank you and don't tip the slaves
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Jan 13, 2022 07:51
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kntfkr posted:wouldn't have that problem at kean's chophouse Right out of college I was hired to work at a company whose office was on Herald Square. Almost every Friday we had a company sponsored happy hour at the bar at Keens, it is one of the best places on Earth.
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Jan 13, 2022 09:08
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Raw Dogging Cafe Every dish is just some form of a pile of raw, unsliced, unwashed vegetables. Beets and radishes with pesticides on them. Rooftop collected rainwater to drink
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Jan 13, 2022 09:17
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The Eggstaurant: only serves eggs BUT this includes every type of egg on earth, including human 100% Vegan Milk Bar: get a delicious real milkshake, no animals ever harmed in the making of it. Milk freely provided by the staff of (vegan) breastfeeding women. Hannibal’s Diner: put condemned criminals to use by eating them after the execution. Main course is human flesh but you also get a side or appetiser representing what the inmate in question had as their last meal.
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Jan 13, 2022 10:17
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Prism Mirror Lens posted:The Eggstaurant: only serves eggs BUT this includes every type of egg on earth, including human Id eat at all of these
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Jan 13, 2022 10:22
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An immaculate and trendy modern restaurant where there is no kitchen, you get a waiter to order your meal off uber eats and pay twice as much for the privilege
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Jan 13, 2022 11:31
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An international food court where all the outlets are named after each nation’s most prominent revolutionary/terrorist group. Empanadas from Sendero Luminoso, bratwurst from Baader-Meinhof, sushi from Aum Shinrikyo. All the wait staff smoke unfiltered cigarettes and wear berets and ammunition belts. Everyone who can cultivate a beard must: failing that luxuriant armpit hair must be displayed.
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Jan 13, 2022 11:59
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A restaurant where all the employees are Paul Lynde.
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Jan 13, 2022 13:43
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Just Toast. No beverages, no butter, no jam. Just various breads, sliced and toasted. Want it untoasted? Go somewhere else. This is Just Toast.
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Jan 13, 2022 15:13
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An 80s themed restaurant but not a cool, happy one like in Back to the Future. In this one all the TVs play the Iran Contra hearings along with speeches from Regan and Thatcher and footage of war in Lebanon and the Falklands. The menu also offers trickle down pricing
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Jan 13, 2022 15:29
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The first Israeli -Palestinian conflict themed restaurant - Hummus and Hamas. Come for the middle East cuisine, stay because of the illegitimate lockdown.
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Jan 13, 2022 15:39
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Prism Mirror Lens posted:The Eggstaurant: only serves eggs BUT this includes every type of egg on earth, including human All of these places would be wildly successful
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Jan 13, 2022 16:03
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Bonzo posted:An 80s themed restaurant but not a cool, happy one like in Back to the Future. In this one all the TVs play the Iran Contra hearings along with speeches from Regan and Thatcher and footage of war in Lebanon and the Falklands. this being the 1980s, all the decor is straining to evoke, well, anything from the 1940s to 70s, but all of it—every single surface, mind you—is richly and indeed artisanally limned with thousands of hours’ worth of cigarette smoke and ash deposited at period-appropriate minimum wage by professional smokers (the entire staff, regardless of whether or what they smoked before)
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Jan 13, 2022 16:15
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Waiting For Food Though You've been expectantly waiting for this dining experience for some time now. The time's finally arrived. You've placed your order and discussed your expectations of it at length, but you've long since finished off the turnip appetizer and it has been a LONG time. Eventually you make your way to the kitchen doors and walk in and find the place exactly as you expected, except ... no one's back there.
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Jan 13, 2022 16:22
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Decoy Badger posted:There's a big titty anime girl streamed into a monitor in each anonymous eating booth that "eats" with you, and each plate you take off the conveyor gets you a thanks and compliment. The daily special is rebranded as her favourite, and gets you double the relationship points. Also there's a slot machine where you can pay for random additional parasocial interactions. I had a similar idea. You would be at a conveyor belt restaurant, but whenever you put a plate into the "done" slot, it would run an actual slot machine with real money rewards. The plates would be like 3x expensive as a normal place. It would have a screen that shows a story on it. If you don't feed the slot machine fast enough bad things start to happen to the characters, but if you do then they succeed. The slot machine would be all loud when you win the big prize and the waitstaff and the onscreen characters would cheer.
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Jan 13, 2022 16:37
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Spazzle posted:I had a similar idea. You would be at a conveyor belt restaurant, but whenever you put a plate into the "done" slot, it would run an actual slot machine with real money rewards. The plates would be like 3x expensive as a normal place. It would have a screen that shows a story on it. If you don't feed the slot machine fast enough bad things start to happen to the characters, but if you do then they succeed. The slot machine would be all loud when you win the big prize and the waitstaff and the onscreen characters would cheer. This except it's a virtual stripper and if you don't eat your plateful of meatballs and noodles or ham steak and beans fast enough she starts to put her top back on or angrily pouts and says "You never TAKE me anywhere!" or starts talking about how she and her friend Michelle are going shopping with Michelle's mom, who's sick, but not too sick but really just wants to go out, you know?
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Jan 13, 2022 16:56
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A restaurant themed around the ending of the upcoming second series of Raised by Wolves, called Spoilers.
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Jan 13, 2022 17:06
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Xaintrailles posted:A restaurant themed around the ending of the upcoming second series of Raised by Wolves, called Spoilers. I'll have the Snape Kills Dumbledore, please.
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Jan 13, 2022 17:14
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Prose and Cons. It’s a halfway house with coffee and poetry readings. The general public can come in and critique the performances at their own peril.
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Jan 13, 2022 17:55
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The past was literally hell. e: it's a parody. I thought my brain was stroking out.
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Jan 13, 2022 17:59
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Outrail posted:The past was literally hell. Lol 3lbs of premium Idaho potatoes cooked four different ways for a buck twenty-nine and you think that’s anything other than heaven
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Jan 13, 2022 20:33
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Pasta but the pasta is blood and the sausage is cum and the plates are my ex wife and the cups are my ex wife and the silver ware is my ex wife and WHY THE gently caress WONT SOMEONE WASH THESE DIRTY WHORES? I MEAN DISHES WASH THESE DISHES I HATE YOU BETTY!!!
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Jan 13, 2022 20:47
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The Sandwich Shoppe you can get any sort of sandwich here - burritos, tacos, hot dogs, whatever you want!
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Jan 13, 2022 20:50
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a restaurant where everything has way too much garlic in it im talking just too much
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Jan 13, 2022 20:51
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Jan 13, 2022 20:54
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numberoneposter posted:a restaurant where everything has way too much garlic in it im talking just too much That is impossible according to science.
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Jan 13, 2022 20:54
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numberoneposter posted:a restaurant where everything has way too much garlic in it im talking just too much tragically the Stinking Rose restaurant has permanently closed 
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Jan 13, 2022 20:56
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The Gilded Spoon: A restaurant where all food is served with edible gold leaf. In fact, each dish is ONLY made of edible gold leaf. Its very expensive and if you don't finish your meal its even more so because they charge you extra and keep the gold.
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Jan 13, 2022 20:59
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I'd like a lb of lamia loaf, sliced thin, and one coil of lamia tail sausage
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Jan 13, 2022 21:01
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Period restaurant based on the 2010s: 2020's decor, music, clothes, everything's the same except they take your order on an early-model iPad. Period restaurant based on the 1950s: 2020's decor, music, clothes, everything's the same except they don't serve non-white people. Period restaurant based on the 2030s: 2020's decor, music, clothes, everything's the same except they use more hairgel, and don't serve non-white people. Period restaurant.
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Jan 13, 2022 21:02
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Mozi posted:The Sandwich Shoppe 
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Jan 13, 2022 21:02
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an aerosmith themed restaurant in which an instrumental version of "dude looks like a lady" plays on repeat
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Jan 13, 2022 21:06
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Mozi posted:tragically the Stinking Rose restaurant has permanently closed Was this in Soho years ago, Dean Street?
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numberoneposter posted:an aerosmith themed restaurant in which an instrumental version of "dude looks like a lady" plays on repeat my favourite version is the bossa nova version. the smooth jazz one is near the bottom.
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Torquemada posted:Was this in Soho years ago, Dean Street? could be, i'm only aware that there used to be a couple in California
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