Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
Why do you read this thread anyway?
This poll is closed.
I enjoy reading contemporary newspaper comics. 64 26.02%
I hate reading contemporary newspaper comics. 42 17.07%
I enjoy reading historical newspaper comics. 88 35.77%
I enjoy reading newspaper comics from foreign countries. 52 21.14%
Total: 246 votes
[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

 
  • Post
  • Reply
Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

Medenmath posted:

Vintage Valiant (Apr. 10, 1949)




And He Did! February 3, 1919


Outbursts of Everett True February 3, 1919


Gay and Her Gang February 14, 1930


Oaky Doaks July 16, 1936


Mopsy September 23, 1937


Up Front October 27, 1944


Dark Laughter July 22, 1950


So It Seems March 29, 1952



[/b]Those Were the Days[/b] January 9, 1958


Wee Pals April 7, 1966


Dogbert November 2, 1966

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Slammy posted:

Those Were the Days January 9, 1958


Seriously, did Beeman have a calendar at his desk that was marked "First week of a new year, time to do the 'Antiques? We called em JUNK!' comic again"

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Docks

I guess Caesar's not an Off the Wall fan.



Retail




Popcom (double dorg edition)


The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.
Steeple: Clotted Crime Part 4 - Jason

John Allison's Patreon John Allison's Gumroad store
Steeple website

John Allison posted:

Some real grappling today, some sweaty tussling. I know that some sections of the audience will have been longing for a little kiss as a payoff to today’s comic set-to but I’m afraid you’ll just have to close your eyes and imagine it.

Also from Allison's Twitter, a list of the scheduled comic pages for the Lottie story that will be running after Clotted Crime finishes up.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Slammy posted:

Oaky Doaks July 16, 1936


Guest appearance by Tor Johnson.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
Breaking Cat News


Phoebe and Her Unicorn


Wallace the Brave


Curtis

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Wallace is so loving good.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Vargo posted:

Wallace the Brave


Fantastic third panel there.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Loving these

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




duz posted:

Fantastic third panel there.

Avatar options, if anyone wants 'em:





HONEY, YOU'VE BEEN BAITING
LOBSTER POTS WITH FISH
GUTS ALL DAY.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The struggle is real.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I think panels 1 and 4 are nice too. Whatever pickup that is has never been sold in Maine.

Plus the seagull.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Vargo posted:

Wallace the Brave


My father-in-law has a commercial crabbing license. This strip speaks to me on a deep level.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Why have I been on the edge of my seat for each day's Mary Worth post for days in a row now? I know in my heart that Wilbur is unlikely to be dead, but I have to know.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Zereth posted:

No I'm pretty sure he started out a a comically ridiculous band teacher when the strip was a wacky gag strip set in high school.

He was as normal as people get in a gag strip. The point is he was just a band teacher, not the All-Knowing World-Famous Emperor of Symphony



Do not, under any circumstances, discuss your results with the lady running the workshop, whose job it is to give career advice, who works in a school and might have some idea of how big a deal your misgivings about being a school teacher are.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


Just realized the "Finding Work - What Works" changed from a question to an exclamation in the span of two days. Quality work, Evanses.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I AM GRANDO posted:

Why have I been on the edge of my seat for each day's Mary Worth post for days in a row now? I know in my heart that Wilbur is unlikely to be dead, but I have to know.
I keep forgetting to try to get them up earlier because I know some people (like EBB) are checking CK at like midnight every day and I don't mean to hold anyone in suspense.

F Minus



That's a good nephew.

Mark Trail



Mary Worth



Huh. Code Oscar's a real thing.

The Phantom



Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD


I applaud you for taking the current RMMD storyline and telling it better.

Andertoons



Apartment 3-G



Frank's getting laid.

Murdstone fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Jan 14, 2022

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Murdstone posted:

The Phantom



maybe if you didnt suck complete and total rear end at storytelling you bastard

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
This is some painfully bad and weird stalling in Mark Trail.

Speaking of up yours Mozz for not giving us the drat reveal.

And barf at the twist in Rex Morgan being that the con man has a point. "Oh my goodness, what if I did steal the amazing concept of two dogs?"

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Murdstone posted:

Mary Worth



Huh. Code Oscar's a real thing.

This is making me wonder if there's some sort of falling-object sensor that can be mounted below ship's railings that would sound an alarm on the bridge. Maybe they could even trigger a live video view of the water below.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Powered Descent posted:

This is making me wonder if there's some sort of falling-object sensor that can be mounted below ship's railings that would sound an alarm on the bridge. Maybe they could even trigger a live video view of the water below.

i feel like birds would set it off too often

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Vater und Sohn: The new mirror (37/1936)

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Murdstone posted:

I keep forgetting to try to get them up earlier because I know some people (like EBB) are checking CK at like midnight every day and I don't mean to hold anyone in suspense.

F Minus



That's a good nephew.

Mark Trail



Mary Worth



Huh. Code Oscar's a real thing.

The Phantom



Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



I applaud you for taking the current RMMD storyline and telling it better.

Andertoons



Apartment 3-G



Frank's getting laid.

Oscar is always the name of the floating dummies ships used for drill so it’s extra easy for new sailors to remember.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Powered Descent posted:

This is making me wonder if there's some sort of falling-object sensor that can be mounted below ship's railings that would sound an alarm on the bridge. Maybe they could even trigger a live video view of the water below.

Probably easier to give everyone a keycard/lanyard for access to their room and onboard services that can be tracked round the ship by ubiquitous rfid.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

My Lovely Horse posted:

Vater und Sohn: The new mirror (37/1936)



My strong boi

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
The Far Side










Pickles


Zits

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Herman the Heathen

Zofie's World

Pondus

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer

I AM GRANDO posted:

Why have I been on the edge of my seat for each day's Mary Worth post for days in a row now? I know in my heart that Wilbur is unlikely to be dead, but I have to know.

Everyone's excited to see how they write their way into Wilbur not being dead.

Shiroc
May 16, 2009

Sorry I'm late

Crab Dad posted:

Oscar is always the name of the floating dummies ships used for drill so it’s extra easy for new sailors to remember.

Oh well if they're used to finding floating dummies then they'll get Wilbur by the end of next week.

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
Three years down the line, Estelle comes home, as she puts her keys on the table a lamp in the living room clicks on. Seated in the chair is a thin, bald man with an unkempt beard and a hook hand.

"Hello, Estelle. Shall we sing together?"

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life







"Cable from Deadpool"

ukonvasara
Aug 16, 2012

a mixture of gravity and waggery

How Wonderful! posted:

"Cable from Deadpool"



:effort:

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Cable from "On the Fastrack"

Giant Ethicist
Jun 9, 2013

Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...
Uramachi Sakaba



ChaCha Chako

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Crab Dad posted:

Oscar is always the name of the floating dummies ships used for drill so it’s extra easy for new sailors to remember.

Specifically because the Oscar flag is hoisted on a ship with man overboard.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I feel like I’m being drawn into someone’s fetish with this sticky stuff.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

if it was a fetish there would be a deer.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

davidspackage posted:

My strong boi

Distant cousin of Katerinka perhaps.

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

Thought people might be interested in this.
https://www.snufkin.game

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

goatface posted:

Probably easier to give everyone a keycard/lanyard for access to their room and onboard services that can be tracked round the ship by ubiquitous rfid.

Glue an airtag to their scalp

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply