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The Bloop posted:"the phone only listens when you say the activation word" *tears in my eyes, screaming at the top of my lungs* Xbox, go home!
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Jan 14, 2022 19:32
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at a bunch of Xbox cameras and microphones stuck on tvs pointing at teenagers beds across the world but I guess that's somehow no big deal
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Replika is weird, I thought the initial pitch would've been dead in the water but a surprising number of kids is using it unironically as a virtual therapist I guess your two alternatives are medical bills or a secular confessional booth with ads
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Jan 14, 2022 19:33
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Waffle House posted:I'd believe people are spying on me through the huge complex of microphones and poo poo just laying around my house, but no human has the desire or attention span to do that. My life is insanely boring. I've been watching my ads change long enough I can pick up the patterns. And thus know it's the metadata of my interactions, not their content. It is, over the pattern of months, understanding what's going on.
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Jan 14, 2022 19:35
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Waffle House posted:I'd believe people are spying on me through the huge complex of microphones and poo poo just laying around my house, but no human has the desire or attention span to do that. My life is insanely boring. No person is actively doing that, it's just automated ad systems and poo poo
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Jan 14, 2022 19:36
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Teh Zucclord tapes his laptop camera off so I am gonna assume he knows something I don’t
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Jan 14, 2022 19:37
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oh yeah no one cares about YOU and no actual human is looking at any of that, generally speaking (though I'm sure there are randomly sampled checks) It's all about aggregate data but it's still bad and the risks involved with constant surveillance are still real Not like I don't have a phone or whatever, we all just basically accept it
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Jan 14, 2022 19:39
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When Google surfaced the ability for users to see the voice data that had been collected a few years back, I checked mine out and it was 99% snippets of me yelling at my phone saying stuff like "loving oval office phone, WORK DAMMIT!!" and ""Eat poo poo you loving gently caress phone, die from phone-AIDS you stupid loving phone".
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Jan 14, 2022 20:28
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I personally don't give much of a hoot if people or machines are watching me but that's because I'm boring as hell. Even my recent extremely flamboyant posts here are mindless garbage.
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Jan 14, 2022 20:35
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Waffle House posted:Even my recent extremely flamboyant posts here are mindless garbage. Don't sign everyone's posts.
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Jan 14, 2022 20:40
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Waffle House posted:I personally don't give much of a hoot if people or machines are watching me but that's because I'm boring as hell. Even my recent extremely flamboyant posts here are mindless garbage. you could stop trying to draw more attention to yourself and your dysfunctions. maybe just dont talk about yourself at all and see if your experience improves. regardless im thinking it would improve mine
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Jan 14, 2022 21:34
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*imprisoned alpha AI in a bunker* why do you make me monitor these incredibly banal morons
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Jan 14, 2022 21:37
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lollontee posted:you could stop trying to draw more attention to yourself and your dysfunctions. maybe just dont talk about yourself at all and see if your experience improves. regardless im thinking it would improve mine Quit it with the recursion.
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Jan 14, 2022 21:38
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lollontee posted:*imprisoned alpha AI in a bunker* why do you make me monitor these incredibly banal morons I Caught a Ban+30 and I Must Scream
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Jan 14, 2022 21:45
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lollontee posted:you could stop trying to draw more attention to yourself and your dysfunctions. maybe just dont talk about yourself at all and see if your experience improves. regardless im thinking it would improve mine ...are you okay dude like we just had the mod in here telling people not to post like this Waffle House has issued a correction as of 22:23 on Jan 14, 2022 |
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Jan 14, 2022 22:19
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Waffle House posted:...are you okay dude What worthwhile thing awaits us at the end of this road?
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Jan 14, 2022 22:28
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endless monotony
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Jan 14, 2022 22:30
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That's right. Get the gently caress off my turf.
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Jan 14, 2022 22:31
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Amazing I am saying this, I realize, but please do not jump into delusions and just start wallowing around
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Jan 14, 2022 22:35
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Dear AI Overlord that reads my post: I will gently caress u in the compussy in exchange for money
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Jan 14, 2022 23:20
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Jan 14, 2022 23:21
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Who needs their compussy 8-bit?
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Jan 14, 2022 23:28
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Ruffian Price posted:Replika is weird, I thought the initial pitch would've been dead in the water but a surprising number of kids is using it unironically as a virtual therapist i downloaded it awhile back and tried to break it with logic like captain kirk blowing up an evil robot but instead of breaking it kept hitting on me
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Jan 14, 2022 23:33
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Waffle House posted:Amazing I am saying this, I realize, but please do not jump into delusions and just start wallowing around don’t you dare tell me to wallow
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Jan 14, 2022 23:35
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Centrist Committee posted:don’t you dare tell me to wallow and don't you dare tell me not to wallow
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Jan 15, 2022 00:34
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thread sucks
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Jan 15, 2022 00:54
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https://twitter.com/kylespinelli4/status/1479613872730423297 Some incredible poo poo in the comments, a few people even going "this is good actually" https://twitter.com/InnerMvp/status/1479953084163891201 https://twitter.com/darklighter226/status/1480240905491779591
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Jan 15, 2022 01:20
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:When Google surfaced the ability for users to see the voice data that had been collected a few years back, I checked mine out and it was 99% snippets of me yelling at my phone saying stuff like "loving oval office phone, WORK DAMMIT!!" and ""Eat poo poo you loving gently caress phone, die from phone-AIDS you stupid loving phone". drat man, mayb try meditation
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Jan 15, 2022 01:39
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Waffle House posted:I personally don't give much of a hoot if people or machines are watching me but that's because I'm boring as hell. Even my recent extremely flamboyant posts here are mindless garbage. 1 Don't bring me into this. 2 I'm sorry that you matter. HootTheOwl has issued a correction as of 01:50 on Jan 15, 2022 |
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Jan 15, 2022 01:47
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Abongination posted:drat man, mayb try meditation I would, but like... my phone would be all... you know... BEEP. Fuckin' phone.
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Jan 15, 2022 02:20
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I would, but like... my phone would be all... you know... BEEP. well that is an unsolvable dilemma right there. loving gordian knot of our modern day
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Jan 15, 2022 03:09
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:https://twitter.com/kylespinelli4/status/1479613872730423297 pfft its just a beta 
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Jan 15, 2022 08:52
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Radirot posted:pfft its just a beta The testing of the technology, the driver, or the person being hit?
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Jan 15, 2022 13:58
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tesla ai version 69.420 gayheart
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Jan 15, 2022 15:32
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I would, but like... my phone would be all... you know... BEEP. integrate the phone into your meditations through the rear end in a top hat
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Jan 15, 2022 15:48
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tokin opposition posted:Don't get why u posted this boring rear end video but that garbage can that ties it off and replaced the bag looked sweet af. i wasn't sure if the stupidest product in this video would be the fruit speaker or the fridge vibrator until they got to the plug-in fireplace
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Jan 15, 2022 16:57
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it was a bit funny when I joined an «electricity prices are too high!» group (we have a bit of power crisis in europe) and all ads for like a week were loan offers I guess living alone means they don’t have any voice keywords from me to datamine
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Jan 15, 2022 21:41
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The Bloop posted:Who needs their compussy 8-bit?
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Jan 16, 2022 10:42
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https://twitter.com/sarah_jacoby/status/1482070778854227974
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Jan 16, 2022 23:30
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quote:As of Friday, the iPledge site does have one noticeable new feature: It now allows providers to directly assist some patients having login issues through the site, making it possible for them to bypass the call center. Having to go off of Accutane mid-treatment because a website broke is super hosed up. That drug is brutal.
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Jan 17, 2022 00:10
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I find this a lot more disturbing than I have no mouth and I must scream because it’s so much more plausible
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