- ChubbyChecker
-
|
Veggie alternative food names:
Scalmon
Beif, or Bief?
FSH (Formed Seitan Halva) Fillets
Pickle nuggets
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2022 01:26
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
#
?
May 27, 2024 04:14
|
|
- Gene Hackman Fan
-
by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
|
The Hannah Barbarians were thought to have originally settled what is now the tri-city area. Other than what we've known from the occasional archeological find, very little is known.
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2022 05:59
|
|
- Jestery
-
Not a Dickman, just a shape
|
The Hannah Barbarians were thought to have originally settled what is now the tri-city area. Other than what we've known from the occasional archeological find, very little is known.
"Strange, there is a fossil of a lady's leg coming out of this bush, and what's this in this skull, piano keys?"
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2022 08:03
|
|
- ChubbyChecker
-
|
"Strange, there is a fossil of a lady's leg coming out of this bush, and what's this in this skull, piano keys?"
|
#
?
Jan 14, 2022 11:40
|
|
- deep dish peat moss
-
|
A PSA about buckling your seatbelt that features a parody of the song 'Knuck If You Buck' by Crime Mob that chants "Knuckle if you buckle up" while showing clips of respect knuckles and daps.
|
#
?
Jan 15, 2022 02:04
|
|
- google THIS
-
|
The Hannah Barbarians were thought to have originally settled what is now the tri-city area. Other than what we've known from the occasional archeological find, very little is known.
It is believed that this primitive ursine had developed basic headwear and preferred bipedal movement, able to run great distances with its forelegs held stiffly at its sides. The size of the brain cavity suggests that its intelligence was above average.
|
#
?
Jan 15, 2022 03:10
|
|
- canyoneer
-
I only have canyoneyes for you
|
It is believed that this primitive ursine had developed basic headwear and preferred bipedal movement, able to run great distances with its forelegs held stiffly at its sides. The size of the brain cavity suggests that its intelligence was above average.
we have found a cache of woven baskets lined with cloth which one time held food. the number and concentration of the baskets suggests these may have been ceremonial offerings.
|
#
?
Jan 15, 2022 06:57
|
|
- Prurient Squid
-
Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
|
Gandalf, our enemies surround us. We have no choice but to retreat to the fortress of Balls Deep. There we have supplies to last us through a long and deadly siege.
|
#
?
Jan 15, 2022 19:26
|
|
- WithoutTheFezOn
-
Oh no
|
The Hannah Barbarians were thought to have originally settled what is now the tri-city area. Other than what we've known from the occasional archeological find, very little is known.
They did not seem to spread their civilization much. Current knowledge speculates this is probably because when they travelled more than a short distance, they would be teleported back to their starting point and merely pass the same stretch of land repeatedly.
|
#
?
Jan 15, 2022 19:26
|
|
- Robot Made of Meat
-
|
They did not seem to spread their civilization much. Current knowledge speculates this is probably because when they travelled more than a short distance, they would be teleported back to their starting point and merely pass the same stretch of land repeatedly.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2022 00:24
|
|
- Prurient Squid
-
Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
|
The Japanese workday is as long as it is because of all the unskippable tutorials.
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2022 04:13
|
|
- google THIS
-
|
The Japanese workday is as long as it is because of all the unskippable tutorials.
Many cases of karoshi are directly attributable to accidentally selecting "No" when asked "Did you understand all of that?"
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2022 04:25
|
|
- Prurient Squid
-
Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
|
And English electropop duo from the 80s called Strange Twinks.
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2022 16:34
|
|
- Yinlock
-
|
sir, this has never happened before, but there are no hot singles in your area
Yinlock fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Jan 16, 2022
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2022 19:44
|
|
- Prurient Squid
-
Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
|
God finishes telling off Adam and Eve and turns to the serpent.
"And as for YOU"
[Serpent points to itself with it's hand]
|
#
?
Jan 16, 2022 22:37
|
|
- gormless goblin
-
|
I wanted to make a joke about lockdowns and something about how kids can't do Nintendo StreetPass anymore to levelup their nintendo guys but i got kind of dejected about StreetPass not being a thing anymore now i'm just gonna go home goodnight guys *swipes badge in timeclock* *sighs super hard*
|
#
?
Jan 17, 2022 05:36
|
|
- Prurient Squid
-
Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
|
Operation Country Supper. That's all I got. Also, the joke is supposed to be dirty.
|
#
?
Jan 17, 2022 17:44
|
|
- gormless goblin
-
|
ive been fasting this morning and i dont know why they call it that if anything i feel slower
|
#
?
Jan 17, 2022 17:56
|
|
- Gene Hackman Fan
-
by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
|
Culturally, the Hannah Barbarians had a number of gods who took the form of animals. Normally a designation reserved for trickster gods in other cultures, the gods of the Hannah Barbarians were not omnipotent nor omnipresent (and in some cases, barely sapient). They were immortal, but stories involving these gods were often morality tales demonstrating the consequences of poor judgement, poor planning, poor hospitality. The gods are to be pitied for their mistakes, but laughing with them as opposed to laughing at. They serve as examples for adherents to know not to repeat them.
One such deity, known informally by archeologists at the dig site as "BD" or "the blue dog," would be found in stories extolling the virtues of tenacity, as one story had BD in the role of a community messenger, attempting to deliver a missive to the home of a nameless adherent. The conflict in the story was the result of the adherent's pet dog constantly frustrating the Blue Dog's attempt to reach the door of the dwelling, often with the pet viciously clamping down on the seat of the Blue Dog's trousers. The expression on BD's face the many times this happened in the story is always one of annoyed acceptance
Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Jan 17, 2022
|
#
?
Jan 17, 2022 18:42
|
|
- Gene Hackman Fan
-
by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
|
They did not seem to spread their civilization much. Current knowledge speculates this is probably because when they travelled more than a short distance, they would be teleported back to their starting point and merely pass the same stretch of land repeatedly.
The dwellings of the HBs were large, round huts -- like yurts but as permanent structures. depictions of their pacing their dwellings were logically consistent.
|
#
?
Jan 17, 2022 18:47
|
|
- google THIS
-
|
A mysterious group known only as the Letsplitup Gang is responsible for a series of witch trials in HB-held territories from 1669-1670. While all of the accused were later found not guilty of witchcraft they were nevertheless detained for feigning witchcraft to facilitate other crimes.
These inquiries later became known as the Meddling Kids Trials due to the strangely consistent proclamations each defendant made after their verdict was read.
|
#
?
Jan 17, 2022 19:15
|
|
- Gene Hackman Fan
-
by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
|
Throughout the valley in which the HBs were said to have made their home one word keeps coming up -- researchers are unsure what it means, and theories have spanned a list including an invocation of an unspoken deity or a joke within the society, much like "Kilroy was Here"
Just what is "ACME?" Coming up next on the history cha
Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Jan 17, 2022
|
#
?
Jan 17, 2022 19:33
|
|
- Prurient Squid
-
Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
|
A 2010 remake of Jaws entitled Bad Shark.
|
#
?
Jan 18, 2022 13:47
|
|
- Karate Bastard
-
|
Canadian psy ops
|
#
?
Jan 18, 2022 13:51
|
|
- Karate Bastard
-
|
no wait
Norwegian psy ops
|
#
?
Jan 18, 2022 13:53
|
|
- Karate Bastard
-
|
Come to Norway, have oil money and free healthcare
Heh heh gottem
|
#
?
Jan 18, 2022 13:54
|
|
- Gene Hackman Fan
-
by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
|
Saw a meme about your stripper name being your eye color plus the last thing you ate.
Hazel Newton isn't a stripper, she's the lead character from a fifties soap opera.
|
#
?
Jan 18, 2022 17:29
|
|
- google THIS
-
|
Saw a meme about your stripper name being your eye color plus the last thing you ate.
Hazel Newton isn't a stripper, she's the lead character from a fifties soap opera.
You need to schedule a private session to see Brown Bagel's real routine
|
#
?
Jan 18, 2022 17:41
|
|
- Gene Hackman Fan
-
by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
|
Had an idea for a segment for the other thread I posted of "Backpfeifengesicht," a German celebrity gossip program that is more or less an excuse to roast people for ninety seconds.
|
#
?
Jan 18, 2022 17:48
|
|
- Finger Prince
-
|
Gentlemen please welcome to the stage: Bloodshot Anus
|
#
?
Jan 18, 2022 17:49
|
|
- Gene Hackman Fan
-
by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
|
You need to schedule a private session to see Brown Bagel's real routine
Pretty sure that's a title of a fetish ser--
Gentlemen please welcome to the stage: Bloodshot Anus
Never mind.
|
#
?
Jan 18, 2022 18:11
|
|
- google THIS
-
|
Eyes of Ibad Spice, the Fremen stripper and by far the most obscure member of the 90's girl group
google THIS fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Jan 18, 2022
|
#
?
Jan 18, 2022 20:26
|
|
- Prof. Crocodile
-
|
Eyes of Ibad Spice, the Fremen stripper and by far the most obscure member of the 90's girl group
|
#
?
Jan 18, 2022 21:52
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
#
?
May 27, 2024 04:14
|
|
- Mummy Napkin
-
|
BYOB Match Game '22:
*Gene Rayburn clears his throat and addresses the audience*
Gene: OP was sooooo high...
Audience: HOW HIGH WERE THEY?!
Gene: Glad you asked! OP was soooo high that when they tried to post a new thread they ruptured their *blank*
|
#
?
Jan 18, 2022 22:27
|
|