NFL Wild Card Playoffs Day 1: Raiders and Tigers and Buffalo, Oh My!

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

It�s cold as ice but this is a total meltdown.

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Number19: May 14, 2003; HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH

Barmore more like Barndoor

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That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Maybe do everything differently

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Chucktesla: Jul 13, 2014

Josh Allen and Justin Herbert are about the same size but Josh Allen is built like a tight end and Justin is built like a blue chip pitching prospect

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PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

MoaM posted:

Game almost over before the half

This could get out of hand.

But then again, I feel like I've seen a dozen games over the last two years where I've said this early in the game and then the team getting it's rear end kicked turns it around completely in the second half.

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

That Which Squeaks posted:

Maybe do everything differently

Hoyer time.

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Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Big Beef City posted:

Well if you're gonna say that then say ANY statistic that relies on a formula sucks because you can't apply 'feelings' to it.
You can draw lines somewhere

Not really because basic statistics don't attempt to do that, they just tabulate numbers. But yeah, statistics that attempt to tell you exactly what you should do in a certain situation are always going to be flawed.

Like how the surrender index didn't account for how the Pats are getting their asses handed to them, can't stop poo poo, and so probably shouldn't have punted!

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Kurgarra Queen: Jun 11, 2008; GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Finish them!

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YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

PostNouveau posted:

This could get out of hand.

But then again, I feel like I've seen a dozen games over the last two years where I've said this early in the game and then the team getting it's rear end kicked turns it around completely in the second half.

Real life NFL has rubber band AI

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Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Chucktesla posted:

Josh Allen and Justin Herbert are about the same size but Josh Allen is built like a tight end and Justin is built like a blue chip pitching prospect

And both of them were guys goons swore couldn't be NFL qbs

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MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

PostNouveau posted:

This could get out of hand.

But then again, I feel like I've seen a dozen games over the last two years where I've said this early in the game and then the team getting it's rear end kicked turns it around completely in the second half.

They look OK on offense (pats), that's not enough.

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Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

The defense is horrible this was to be expected

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Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Billy 5 Aces saving it all for the second half.

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Isentropy: Dec 12, 2010

I feel McDermott is way better than Taylor

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MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Lance of Llanwyln posted:

Finish them!

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Chucktesla: Jul 13, 2014

Nodoze posted:

The defense is horrible this was to be expected

What

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Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Even Singletary is running over them

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Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Nervous posted:

Billy 5 Aces saving it all for the second half.

Billsy 5 aces vs Billy five aces

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sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

It’s cold as ice but this is a total meltdown.

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Pats defense isn�t even trying.

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Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Pats run defense did not take their viagra :flaccid:

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Sunday Morning: Apr 7, 2007; Easy; Smellrose

Motor <3

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MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Have to hold them to 3 for this to have a chance at being a game

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Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

I am enjoying this good fun game where the Buffalo Bills are dominating the Pats

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th3t00t: Aug 14, 2007; GOOD CLEAN FOOTBALL

Jackson wanted no part of tackling singletary there

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Lieutenant Centaur: Oct 17, 2010; A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon

It's mind blowing just how unprepared the Pats are.

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That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Just falling into our cunning trap :patssay:

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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Feel like when the Bills are easily running on you* things aren't going well.

*-not Josh Allen running on you version

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MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Pats defense isn�t even trying.

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Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

This running back seems motivated.

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Tulalip Tulips: Sep 1, 2013; The best apologies are crafted with love.

Singletary is tearing them up right now.

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Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Play posted:

Billsy 5 aces vs Billy five aces

Billy Five Asses.

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Rabid Snake: Aug 6, 2004

I cant tell if Singletary is running like Beastmode or if the Patriots defense cant tackle

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

get owned

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LightReaper: May 3, 2007

FINISH THEM

# ? Jan 16, 2022 03:07

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Singletary owns. Such a strong little dude, really hard to tackle, always gets tough yards inside

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Fate Accomplice: Nov 30, 2006

the Patriots haven't played well in over a month so this performance is no surprise.

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MoaM: Dec 1, 2009; Joyous.

Go for 2

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Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

This is so satisfying.

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

gently caress the Pats

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