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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Your journey to fully feminized catboy is nearly complete. I read that in the Emperor's voice, and I'm unsure if that's better or worse.
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TK-42-1 posted:Liquid gasoline isn’t that bad it’s the vapors. The most dangerous trucks are the ones that just dumped a load since it’s full of vapor and the trailer no longer has the weight that helps keep it stable with the baffles. When I worked in stations one day I asked the driver dumping in the tank how he could stand the fumes all day. He looked me straight in the eye and said ‘because it gets you high son’. I’ll never forget that cold realization of the combo of a guy high on fumes and a rolling fuel-air bomb driving through the neighborhood. poo poo I’d do this job for free! *inhales canned air*
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Elissimpark posted:I read that in the Emperor's voice, and I'm unsure if that's better or worse. 
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You would think the galactic emperor would not have such an obvious seam on his evil hood. Then again you would also think he wouldn't have it made of waffle print but who am I to critique evil fashion.
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I like the waffle print but agree about the seam
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That seam has a 70,000 word entry on wookiepedia
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OwlFancier posted:Welcome the lazy person pissing pclub. Sometimes you don't want to turn a light on, sometimes you don't want to wake up too much, sometimes you just can't be bothered. Also, sometimes I go outside and piss off my balcony.
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Bismuth posted:I like the waffle print but agree about the seam Don't worry, I'm sure there's some 300 page EU novel explaining who made the hood, the species that makes the fabric, and the very important need for a visible seam. Somewhere along the line rape was involved.
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What I love and hate about SA is that every so often I see something that I immediately want to share with everyone, before realizing that no one else I know could possibly understand.
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I actually shared this with a group chat because it's hilarious without context
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Beachcomber posted:What I love and hate about SA is that every so often I see something that I immediately want to share with everyone, before realizing that no one else I know could possibly understand. Mostly you share images from this site to evoke confusion/disgust. goatse for example
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Memento posted:Also, sometimes I go outside and piss off my balcony. personally I try not to make architectural features angry at me
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Man, that's an impressive turn around time.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ3e9EIr3f8
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 Also, here’s Brigham Young’s huge gently caress off beard: 
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Laughing when I realize just where jesus piercings were
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Cartoon Man posted:
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Cartoon Man posted:
Lol that mormon elders constantly excom younger dudes over random bullshit so they can keep all the child brides for themselves.
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Not pictured: young's "deranged bowels" and obsession with poo poo.
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I for one am not the least bit surprised Mormons still follow sumptuary laws.
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Brandfarlig posted:Not pictured: young's "deranged bowels" and obsession with poo poo. Dude was channeling the legendarily constipated Martin Luther.
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TIL that Brigham Young loved enemas "Trivia Q: Which LDS Prophet used to take consecrated oil up the wazoo? From Brigham Young's office journal, Mar. 2, 1860: "Howard Egan called upon me in relation to Bro H. S. Sherman discontinuing his services on the western line with him. I told him Bro Shermans state of health required him to discontinue traveling that he might bestow more attention upon himself and use remedies to entirely cure himself of the piles and tumor he was afflicted with. Howard then left. I told Bro S. & S. Sherman yesterday that I had been obliged to use a syringe since my sickness in Nauvoo, and now I could not live months without using it; I believe the the frequent use of it has considerably benefitted my health as I am much better now than I have been for years. I enjoy my food much better that I used years ago. The use of the syringe strengthens my bowels I am persuaded that in nine cases out of ten the bowels become deranged before the stomach does, and the bowels being deranged soon affect the stomach. I charge the syringe frequently with composition sometimes I mix consecrated oil with it.""
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BRB, trademarking “consecrated oil” as a “personal lubricant”.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:TIL that Brigham Young loved enemas of loving course LOL. conman, creep, prophet...these are all synonyms.
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Elissimpark posted:Man, that's an impressive turn around time. It's actually only about 15 minutes of work. I've honed my skills for speed when it comes to photoshops on SA. Things move at light speed here, and it's no good to post a photoshop relating to a post from even a day ago. Gotta strike while the iron's hot and post them images while the source is still in peoples minds.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I charge the syringe frequently with composition This means he gave a priesthood blessing to himself, enabling the oil to become some sort of cosmic connection to the other world, and shoved it up his rear end in a top hat lmao
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If I were to have a cosmic connection to another world anywhere I think my rear end in a top hat would be the most convenient place for it.
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Why is suffusing your rear end in a top hat with god bad?
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Beachcomber posted:What I love and hate about SA is that every so often I see something that I immediately want to share with everyone, before realizing that no one else I know could possibly understand. Went through the exact same reaction myself. Only a matter of time until I see this image someplace else and people know about it, at which point it'd be insufferable to mention SA.
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Let Jesus in… to your rear end in a top hat
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The rear end is the only part of God that anyone has seen. Exodus 33:22–23 — King James Version (KJV 1900) 22 And it shall come to pass, while my glory passeth by, that I will put thee in a clift of the rock, and will cover thee with my hand while I pass by: 23 And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen. Edit:  Sistine Chapel
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Scratch Monkey posted:Let Jesus in… to your rear end in a top hat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsKsvKQJDU0
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Glottis posted:Went through the exact same reaction myself. Only a matter of time until I see this image someplace else and people know about it, at which point it'd be insufferable to mention SA. Explaining to my extended family back in the midwest why Q Anon should be ignored and then going on a historical journey of the formation of 4 chan after getting kicked off SA was really something hard for my 80 year old relatives to get their head around.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:TIL that Brigham Young loved enemas Coincidentally (or not) his name anagrams to "ha yo grim bung"
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I'd love to read a thread about the weird wacky world of Mormonism. The Netflix documentary about the Mormon document forger who bombed a few people was fascinating.
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Detective No. 27 posted:I'd love to read a thread about the weird wacky world of Mormonism. The Netflix documentary about the Mormon document forger who bombed a few people was fascinating. That one was pretty good, and seemed like it tried to drag for time quite a bit less than some of their other broken-people/true-crime dives.
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