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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
the idea of Smackdown teasing a return of Ambrose by carefully editing him out of as many shots as possible so he only shows up for about 10 seconds in a 2 minute promo nominally about "The Shield" is, I think, potentially hyperbolic

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Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Mox is going to win the World's championship on Dynamite, just so Ambrose can throw it in a bin on Smackdown.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Mr. Squishy posted:

Mox is going to win the World's championship on Dynamite, just so Ambrose can throw it in a bin on Smackdown.

would be amazing TV tbh

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
"I was Dean, Roman! I was Dean all along!"

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

EdsTeioh posted:

He has a 3 year contract though, which doesn't end until like May.

Tony lets his contracted wrestlers do indie dates :v:

kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010

https://twitter.com/sienna/status/1482094611862634499?s=21

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!



to be fair, that owns

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Thinking on a worked shoot in the sense of how one might work a "gun shot" in the style of HHH and his sledgehammer

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Trying posted:

Thinking on a worked shoot in the sense of how one might work a "gun shot" in the style of HHH and his sledgehammer

Kinda surprised they never had heel Bossman pistol whip anyone.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
Didn't Impact do a storyline a while back where someone got shot in the ring and there was a murder mystery or whatever???

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Yeah, during a wedding.
And there's the famous story of Tommy Dreamer wanting to get legitimately shot in ECW, in a non-fatal way.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

Drakkel posted:

Didn't Impact do a storyline a while back where someone got shot in the ring and there was a murder mystery or whatever???

And James Storm tried to kill Mickie James by pushing her in front of a train in what was described as borderline criminal act.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

Mr. Squishy posted:

Yeah, during a wedding.
And there's the famous story of Tommy Dreamer wanting to get legitimately shot in ECW, in a non-fatal way.

There's also the time he wanted to legitimately shoot Paul Heyman in a definitely fatal way

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Didn't Austin make Vince piss himself with a "bang" flag gun


and the whole pillman thing but I dont remember it other than it happened

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Wazzu posted:

And James Storm tried to kill Mickie James by pushing her in front of a train in what was described as borderline criminal act.

Wasn't it also not just any train, but the train from the Harry Potter ride?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/allan_cheapshot/status/1482726182550482957?s=20

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
that owns lol

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011


Blatant interference and the ref doesn’t even lift a finger this is an outrage

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

That's really cool and it made me imagine the parody version where Rick tries to bring the kid in but an adult weirdo superfan shoves the kid out of the way so he can do it. And then Rick and the kid body him

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/allan_cheapshot/status/1482641893414604803

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Hall of Fame this man.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
more of all of that in my wrestling please

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

I want Tony Khan to sign Scott Steiner and have him manage a stable of Brian Cage, Ryback and Jade Cargill

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


That clip with Eric Young is the best, I love how badly he breaks the last time he opens the door

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

the original strowman and nicholas, steiner and front row kid could've been dominant tag champs

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Barry Bluejeans posted:

the original strowman and nicholas, steiner and front row kid could've been dominant tag champs

I just think it's hilarious Cornette's on commentary. Surely he walked out of JCP after this!

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

My favorite part is how quickly his English breaks down once Ray points out how many days are in a week.

"MAN YOU AIN'T BIBBPA I'MMA BIBBADBOODADDIDDIDUNSTOBBUH"

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



https://twitter.com/IamKylieRae/status/1482779533900238851

:allears:

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!

Trying posted:

Thinking on a worked shoot in the sense of how one might work a "gun shot" in the style of HHH and his sledgehammer

https://imgur.com/t/guns/xwUxFOe

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


New reaction image just dropped.

https://twitter.com/noahglobal/status/1482831719057489920?t=OX48ffLt34uMsmWoApslJQ&s=19

SirDippingSauce
Oct 25, 2012

We're here to interrogate Manly Dan the lumberjack for the murder of wax Stan.

Shard posted:

That's really cool and it made me imagine the parody version where Rick tries to bring the kid in but an adult weirdo superfan shoves the kid out of the way so he can do it. And then Rick and the kid body him

Oh gosh, I love that stuff. Like the story of some kids in the front row of a house show yelling "The Big Show's hiding over there", Cena making a big show (no pun intended) of the kids pointing out just where he was before wailing on him. Or a Chikara show I was at where these three kids had sins for every wrestler they loved, and all yelled in unison in one math "Look out, he's behind you", the other wrestler fending off the sneak attack and giving the thumbs up to the kids afterwards made their day and melted my heart.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

SirDippingSauce posted:

these three kids had sins for every wrestler they loved

Sloth - Orange Cassidy
Greed - Matt Hardy
Gluttony - Ryback

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Rarity posted:

Sloth - Orange Cassidy
Greed - Matt Hardy
Gluttony - Ryback

Wrath - Wardlow
Pride- MJF
Envy - Raven
Lust - Mark Henry

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Wrath - Wrath

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/GaryCappetta/status/1482360871913467905

i don't know why backlund is so loving funny in this promo

just draping his arms on the interview dude while 2 champs are promoting a super fight

just big dickin' everyone

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/J_Kendall/status/1482795793190948868?t=uFWc6W4rXFmQYE55P16Knw&s=19

Shard fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Jan 17, 2022

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Choco_Cornette/status/1482906269677670405

smarxist fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Jan 17, 2022

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/noahglobal/status/1482882252837355521?s=20

lmao

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

smarxist posted:

https://twitter.com/GaryCappetta/status/1482360871913467905

i don't know why backlund is so loving funny in this promo

just draping his arms on the interview dude while 2 champs are promoting a super fight

just big dickin' everyone

Backlund is unrecognizable... in that he's very slightly slouching, which Mr. Backlund would NEVER do, stand up straight young man!

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/KillLutherKill/status/1482917630189125634

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