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64 | 26.02% |
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| I enjoy reading historical newspaper comics. |
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| I enjoy reading newspaper comics from foreign countries. |
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Those jokes are timeless.Crab Dad posted:Was blow jobs not invented yet? Dude, only the French savages practice such wanton offenses!
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PainterofCrap posted:Dude, only the French savages practice such wanton offenses! Come on. I'm French and we all know it is those Spanish that practice such dark arts.
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Bobbins John Allison posted:A very traditional comic today, Shelley and Amy united. I’ve featured a lot of friendships in my comics, but this is my favourite.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:This is going to go one of two ways: Look at it this way, if Estelle feels guilty, it's something Mary can meddle in.
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Jan 16, 2022 19:14
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EasyEW posted:Funky Winkerbean Hey, Linda. You know that totem you keep around that represents your husband's CTE and gradual descent into early-onset dementia? The one that you project all your grief onto? Yeah, possibly even the one he wore when he intentionally drove off the road? Can we borrow that for a gag? ...oh, you know I'm going to stand in the background of the final panel and look smug about it, no worries there! Yeah, while she's wearing your dead husband's gear. It's a pretty good joke, I'm satisfied with this. Uh-huh...you still think you got shortchanged by the suicide arc ending over a month before its announced length so we could do another couple months of Lisa misery strips? I...uhh, your signal's cutting out, I think I'm losing you, bye.
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Jan 16, 2022 19:57
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EasyEW posted:[list]
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Kennel posted:Dustin Standard dunking on Dustin aside, the art is pretty good today. Also that’s an unusually good joke to the point where I thought it was an edit at first.
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Jan 16, 2022 20:12
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:This is going to go one of two ways: F Minus  Mark Trail  The Phantom  Pooch Cafe  Rex Morgan MD  Andertoons  Flash Gordon  This couldn't possibly be some king of transparent ruse!
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Jan 16, 2022 20:34
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Murdstone posted:Mark Trail Did Sassy get rebooted as a cat? I'm just about certain that she was a dog, back in the days of the jackelrod.
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Jan 16, 2022 20:47
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Murdstone posted:Wilbur dies and Estelle writes a book about him and eventually testifies before Congress about cruise ship safety. She becomes an advocate for the WILBUR Act, or Watchdog for Intoxicated Losers who Belly flop into Underwater Risks. (It needs work but I was having trouble coming up with an acronym for his name.)
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JethroMcB posted:
I thought it got cut short because the Pizza Box Monster had to return?
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Jan 16, 2022 20:52
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Presto posted:Things like this make me think that dick jokes are as old as humanity. Neanderthals were probably making dick jokes. The oldest one we know if is from the 10c AD Exeter Book, an Anglo-Saxon book of poetry and riddles: quote:A curiosity hangs by the thigh of a man, under its master’s cloak. It is pierced through in the front; it is stiff and hard and it has a good standing-place. When the man pulls up his own robe above his knee, he means to poke with the head of his hanging thing that familiar hole of matching length which he has often filled before. The answer is a key, you perverts.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:She becomes an advocate for the WILBUR Act, or Watchdog for Intoxicated Losers who Belly flop into Underwater Risks. WATR. Widows Against Titanic Re-enactments yeah yeah they never got married i don't care
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Jan 16, 2022 21:05
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Powered Descent posted:Did Sassy get rebooted as a cat? I'm just about certain that she was a dog, back in the days of the jackelrod.
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Powered Descent posted:Did Sassy get rebooted as a cat? I'm just about certain that she was a dog, back in the days of the jackelrod. I was thinking the same. Rusty's dog Sassy used to be, well, a dog. Not an especially attractive dog, but a dog all the same. (Anybody still have that panel of Sassy and it just says "SASSY!" at the bottom? It was beautiful.) 
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Jan 16, 2022 21:38
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Presto posted:Things like this make me think that dick jokes are as old as humanity. Neanderthals were probably making dick jokes. There's a bunch preserved in the graffiti at Pompeii, as I recall.
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Jan 16, 2022 21:41
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maltesh posted:I thought it got cut short because the Pizza Box Monster had to return? Ha! I almost went with pizza box monster but couldn't remember the exact timing and figured Les Moore: Saddest Man in the World was the safer pick
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Jan 16, 2022 21:55
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Hobnob posted:There's a bunch preserved in the graffiti at Pompeii, as I recall.
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Jan 16, 2022 21:58
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The Far Side   Pickles  Zits 
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2018 Spiderman 1979 comics      Elsewhere: Chrysler is begging for money because "it's just so hard to comply with regulations and we're making so little money now and consumers are only buying small cars in response to the gas crisis can you believe that", and they took out a full page ad trying to convince people that this is normal and good(and not them grifting because they want to make money while still making lovely cars nobody wants).   Locher Tracy  Origins of the Sunday Comics  Footrot Flats  The Lockhorns   Mandrake/Johnny Hazard aren't on Sundays. 90s Overboard 
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Jan 16, 2022 22:12
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Uramachi Sakaba  ChaCha Chako  
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Success! 
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Hostile V posted:Famously archaeologists thought Pompeii was full of brothels and places where you could buy sex because that's what they classified every single building that had graffiti of a dick on it as. I mean.... men worked all over as farmers and traders. Got a better place to set up shop than the local big city? Seem like cities have always focused on things men want to separate them from their money.
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Jan 16, 2022 23:46
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Crab Dad posted:I mean.... men worked all over as farmers and traders. Got a better place to set up shop than the local big city? Seem like cities have always focused on things men want to separate them from their money. They mean that penis graffiti was extremely common and found on buildings that we've since found weren't brothels
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Jan 17, 2022 00:34
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Powerful Katrinka posted:They mean that penis graffiti was extremely common and found on buildings that we've since found weren't brothels Either way nothing's been proven other than dudes like to draw dicks on things.
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Kennel fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Jan 17, 2022 |
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Crab Dad posted:Either way nothing's been proven other than dudes like to draw dicks on things. I mean, it's been proven that a lot of the buildings we originally thought were brothels, actually weren't precisely because people have always loved obscene graffiti. It had a regular number of brothels, it wasn't full of whorehouses like we used to think Powerful Katrinka fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Jan 17, 2022 |
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Jan 17, 2022 00:53
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Crabgrass is on break Old School Peanuts (Apr 17, 1953)  Calvin and Hobbes (Jul 30-31, 1990)   No Blind Alley today
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I have never been more invested in comics than I am in ChaCha Chako and Mary Worth right now.
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Jan 17, 2022 01:24
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Cheer Up Boss Dharma
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Some Guy TT posted:Cheer Up Boss Dharma Oh my, hoisted by his petard
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Aragones Love is Hell  Sylvia   Marlys! 
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https://twitter.com/iamsteranko/status/1482937594451312643 https://twitter.com/iamsteranko/status/1482938892047335428
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Jan 17, 2022 06:19
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WHERE THERE'S A WILBUR THERE'S A WAY-BUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NO GODDAMNIT NOOOO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ
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Jan 17, 2022 06:24
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that fat gently caress was supposed to drown
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Doomykins fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Jan 17, 2022 |
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Jan 17, 2022 06:26
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GODDAMMIT THEY WERE SELLING SHIRTS AND EVERYTHING
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lol at everyone who tried to kick the football thinking "surely this time Lucy won't pull it away!" So now we're right on track for Wilbur and Estelle to be reunited at some point in the future and for her to apologize profusely for what happened to him, because she thinks it's all her fault for rejecting him.
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