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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Least valuable player goes in the tank

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

the SLIME TANK LOOMS OMINOUSLY

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

Noah and Burleson are better than most booths in football

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Mega64 posted:

Let's go for three.

Screw just the team, let's have Big Ben also literally poo poo his pants on National TV

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Really solid catch

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Jimmy :allears:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Slime tank!

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


I'm right there with you Gabby, just hankering to destroy a whole large pizza

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
9ers... Good?

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

bean mom posted:

the SLIME TANK LOOMS OMINOUSLY

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Chucktesla posted:

Noah and Burleson are better than most booths in football

Noah's just like his dad and Nate Burleson is a great color commentator so it's not that surprising

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

Bjork Bjowlob posted:

I'm right there with you Gabby, just hankering to destroy a whole large pizza

Same

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




BlindSite posted:

Parsons is on queer street, no way should he be allowed back on the field today.

I had to look this phrase up:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queer_street

Wikipedia posted:

Queer Street may also refer to the moment when a boxer or similar combatant is dazed from getting struck on the head but remains standing.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Slime tank in the background of nice catch

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
If Parsons is injured, the Cowboys are 100000% hosed

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
ooo I forgot this one was the Nick game

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Heh, Sonic the Hedgehog pops up when the play clock hits 5 seconds

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Favorite school lunch sandwiches? Wft is that

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

MoaM posted:

9ers... Good?

they defeated the mighty bengals AND eagles

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Wild Card Day 2 GDT: the SLIME TANK LOOMS OMINOUSLY

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Tulalip Tulips posted:

Who's going in the slime tank???

jerry

against his will

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

surf rock posted:

If Parsons is injured, the Cowboys are 100000% hosed

Yup the defense has collectively been rear end anytime he’s not playing

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





Run firmly established already

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Jim Lampley used to break this out on HBO boxing now and then, that's my only exposure to the term.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
:lol: Dallas at -13 yards this game...

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






unfortunately verizon is a bunch of dicks so i cannot stream the feed

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

People who see Nick gifs on Twitter or something please post it if you can for us miserable souls who can't watch on it

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Lol he blocked him right into him

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
That was one of the worst non turnover plays I’ve ever seen.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Jimmy G what the gently caress were you thinking there

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Some fun decision making there Handsome Jimmy

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Throw the ball away Jimmy

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Mitchell has great vision. Seems like he's always making correct choices and getting what there is

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Maybe don't complete that throw Jimmy?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

surf rock posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Wild Card Day 2 GDT: the SLIME TANK LOOMS OMINOUSLY

:ohdear:

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Jimmy....

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Uh, when a completed pass is worse than a QB sack...

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

MakaVillian posted:

Throw the ball away Jimmy

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Seeing a lot of football talk instead of Slime Tank speculation smh.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Okay Jimmy that one needs to get thrown away

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