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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Josh McDaniels return to coaching glory.

He would never go to Dallas

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Grittybeard posted:

Yeah or do this, especially on the run. I guess it's maybe a little hard since these guys didn't grow up doing it that way.

my college roommate taught me how to do the underhanded spiral pitch and it was honestly amazing how well you could direct it

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
I’m not sure if the Nick thing is CBS/Viacom’s idea or NFL’s, but it has all the hallmarks of the desperate thrashing of a dying brand.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ragnarok the Red posted:

The NFC East is Kings of Clownball, we do it however we want :colbert:

See, this is why the Cowboys haven’t won anything meaningful since 1996, they think they can control the power of Clownball. Jerry’s arrogance once again dooms his team.

Meanwhile, the Giants and to a lesser extent, the Eagles, understand you have to open yourself and allow it to happen naturally. This is the only way to truly embrace :siren:CLOWNBALL:siren: at the peak of its power. Yes, they’ve sucked of late, but when the Clownball truly flows, it has lead to the highest of highs.

Also: slime monster heck yeah

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Why isn't security warning the teams of the Slime Monster when it's on the field?!?!?! :ohdear:

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
Slime monster!!!! !

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
The niners just get stronger every time they are slime monstered

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Hahaha

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning



I want to see him explain the 'through the QBs legs' rule

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Lol... What is wrong with the 'Boys tbh...

This is a huge choke

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Craptacular! posted:

I’m not sure if the Nick thing is CBS/Viacom’s idea or NFL’s, but it has all the hallmarks of the desperate thrashing of a dying brand.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I wish the slime monster was real.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

bean mom posted:

strongly agree, i would drill it a ton as a coach

yeah they should actually make it a part of the offense and teach that rugby lateral type of throw.

one off trick play is probably gonna fail

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

MoaM posted:

Lol... What is wrong with the 'Boys tbh...

This is a huge choke

Playoff game

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Fat Mike looks like he just poo poo himself

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
The "Hog-Mollies" Burleson is the poo poo

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Every time the Cowboys choke in the playoffs Romo can go “I told you it wasn’t me.”

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Cowboys should fire McCarthy, go to promote Kellen Moore and then he writes I resign on a napkin and goes to coach the Jaguars.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

my stomach feels starting To hurt but i didn't swallow the chemical tasting pizza. maybe a small amount of it went down my throat

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Fat Mike looks like he just poo poo himself

More than usual?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
how are the cowboys a 12 win team

oh right the nfc east

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



I'm loving dying

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Ayuk did something good

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Craptacular! posted:

I’m not sure if the Nick thing is CBS/Viacom’s idea or NFL’s, but it has all the hallmarks of the desperate thrashing of a dying brand.

baseball Lol

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Intruder posted:

how are the cowboys a 12 win team

oh right the nfc east

NFC EAST

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

shyduck posted:

I’m not watching but is Jerry brooding on the sideline yet

He's been replaced by a Paw Patrol villain

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Intruder posted:

how are the cowboys a 12 win team

oh right the nfc east

NFC East

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





Craptacular! posted:

I’m not sure if the Nick thing is CBS/Viacom’s idea or NFL’s, but it has all the hallmarks of the desperate thrashing of a dying brand.

lmao nice bait

make the slime monster a ref he hears all footprints like a sandworm

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Intruder posted:

how are the cowboys a 12 win team

oh right the nfc east

6 free w- oh nice edit

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The cowboys are gonna pick up Romo in a coaching capacity after fat Mike is gone aren't they

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I would like for the cowboys to do something other than commit a penalty

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Kids should have as much time as possible to complete tests though.

bornbytheriver
Apr 23, 2010

Kalli posted:

Cowboys should fire McCarthy, go to promote Kellen Moore and then he writes I resign on a napkin and goes to coach the Jaguars.

Is Moore even being interviewed or is he just waiting for Mike's inevitable exit?

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

SirPablo posted:

I wish the slime monster was real.

It is please believe

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
“Vander Ecsh”

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i dont think the cowboys had a single quality win all year

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

He's been replaced by a Paw Patrol villain

Jerry Jones IS a Paw Patrol villain.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Zeke said to Nick he would never eat a banana, man is truly a villain

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Big Beef City posted:

The cowboys are gonna pick up Romo in a coaching capacity after fat Mike is gone aren't they

Why in the world would he leave perhaps the cushiest gig in sport?

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Kenan and Kel should be on commentary

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