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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

EvilHawk posted:

Why play field position with 22 seconds left in the half

Like realistically, you turn it over on downs, 9ers get it with maybe 15 seconds on the clock and just kneel it?

well they only have to go like 15 yards to get another shot at a FG

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

samurai jackoff

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

The Seinfeld asking Kramer what's happening meme with the stadium light blinding everyone

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
lmao is Dallas really trying to preserve the clock here.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Fat Mike unleashing his amazing clock management

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

EvilHawk posted:

Why play field position with 22 seconds left in the half

Like realistically, you turn it over on downs, 9ers get it with maybe 15 seconds on the clock and just kneel it?

Cowboys hoping to strip the ball or intercept or block a punt I assume

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Mega64 posted:

lmao is Dallas really trying to preserve the clock here.

Fat Mike is football genius

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
McCarthy realizes he has a timeout left and doesn't want to get ridiculed for not utilizing it.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Mega64 posted:

lmao is Dallas really trying to preserve the clock here.

niners need to break off a td run here

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Vertical Lime posted:

it makes me so goddamn old that you can't do that on television is now forgotten

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Android Apocalypse posted:

McCarthy realizes he has a timeout left and doesn't want to get ridiculed for not utilizing it.

a tragic victim of tmq chiding that you can't keep your timeouts after the half ends

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Mega64 posted:

lmao is Dallas really trying to preserve the clock here.

Eh, on the Big Mike sins list this is pretty low. Try to force a punt and maybe something weird happens, not like the time outs matter.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Respect to the Niners ignoring Young Dillon.

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

Big Nate and young Dillon

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

given where they are they should all sing the hey dude theme song before the fourth quarter

https://twitter.com/rodger/status/927299545284972544

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Intruder posted:

a tragic victim of tmq chiding that you can't keep your timeouts after the half ends

Make a rule where if you have all 3 timeouts going into halftime you have a 4th in the second half. I want to see the weirdness this would cause.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Grittybeard posted:

Eh, on the Big Mike sins list this is pretty low. Try to force a punt and maybe something weird happens, not like the time outs matter.

Yeah I’m fine with it. Maybe they shank a punt and you can kick a field goal. Maybe you get a fair catch free kick attempt!

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008



hahahahaha

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

wait they making a cartoon out of that comic strip

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

They keep playing an ad from my local grocery chain trying to get people to come work for them using that Pink song that goes “You are perfect” and it makes me furious because they treat their employees like poo poo

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

Is this a diary of a wimpy kid spinoff

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Diarrhea Wimpy Kid

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

oh my god

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


:eyepop:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
I'm something of a kids show connisour, having a kid. Big Nate is poo poo, but way better than a normal halftime show.

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
A most holy place lol :911:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
A Savage Garden song?

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

Rob Delaney voices a character on this for some reason

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
It took me a minute to realize that Nickelodeon won't be showing the CBS halftime show, but a clip from one of their shows.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

whoa

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

A Savage Garden song?

Getting the rights to that song was probably half the budget of the episode

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Lol that graphic with Cowboys mascott

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

WaryWarren posted:

A most holy place lol :911:



Demonic

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

Thar was a kids show, alright

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




oh my god I need a gif of the cowboys mascot conjuring bbq

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Make a rule where if you have all 3 timeouts going into halftime you have a 4th in the second half. I want to see the weirdness this would cause.

or give teams six timeouts and let them use them how they see fit

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=


The entire front row got slimed

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1482851386018648068?t=qGyifOz6iMRjcneOMPYETw&s=19

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