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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Slime the screen!

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Takes No Damage posted:

Crack that screen :hmmyes:

Crack the Screene

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

Lol this dogshit billion dollar stadium

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
oh my god lol

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Feel like this game is a huge indictment of Jerry Jones.

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





Jerry Jones built the worst fuckin stadium ever lmao

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
JERRYWORLD, THE PLACE WHERE QUALITY FOOTBALL GOES TO DIE

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


jerry world rules lmao

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

What happens when it hits the tron?

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Lol, they end up punting anyway

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Vertical Lime posted:

may there be a punt that hits the jerrytron

sup

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Jerry's stadium is so loving stupid lol

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Lol that they had to make a rule about hitting that monster screen

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
What the gently caress

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
shouldn't be a do over. just don't hit the loving thing

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Android Apocalypse posted:



Choose wisely, goons.

Mitch Trubitski

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

YMB posted:

God, this whole stadium is just one big monument to narcissism, isn't it

Yea.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Codependent Poster posted:

What happens when it hits the tron?

"It amounts to a do-over" is a very funny thing for a ref to have to say

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
:lmao: the punt hit the scoreboard?

I need the replay!

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
Do-over is bullshit, the screen is part of the field, deal with it

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
Stadium is a huge turd, perfectly fitting for the team that calls it home

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Mega64 posted:

JERRYWORLD, THE PLACE WHERE QUALITY FOOTBALL GOES TO DIE

Pretty effective at killing sound as well.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
did they have to add a rule just for jerry's egodome

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Should intentionally hit the jumbotron a bunch of times in a row just to tire out all the defenders running wind sprints.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Mega64 posted:

JERRYWORLD, THE PLACE WHERE QUALITY FOOTBALL GOES TO DIE

The Death Star that keeps exploding.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Love that we squandered that 49ers gift

The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
Should be a penalty vs Dallas for dumbass stadium design.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

mllaneza posted:

Nice job. NOW DON'T gently caress UP AGAIN.

Narrator: They hosed up again.

Tricky Ed
Aug 18, 2010

It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.



The only thing I'll ever respect Jeff Fischer for is when he had his punter aim at the Jerrytron on every kick in the first preseason game there.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Play posted:

shouldn't be a do over. just don't hit the loving thing

Don't build a giant hammer of Damocles hanging above the playing field

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i agree with everyone that there shouldn't be a do-over because of a whistle

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





One of these days somebody's gonna punt a ball into the jumbo triangle it's gonna fall down on the field and crush a bunch of players.

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
how about that 1.3 billion dollar stadium?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Quiet Feet posted:

One of these days somebody's gonna punt a ball into the jumbo triangle it's gonna fall down on the field and crush a bunch of players.

Good

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Quiet Feet posted:

One of these days somebody's gonna punt a ball into the jumbo triangle it's gonna fall down on the field and crush a bunch of players.

Inshallah

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
For some reason it feels like Dallas really only has a shot at completing a comeback if Jimmy throws a pick 6 to Diggs, and it isn’t happening otherwise.

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Someday that Jerrytron is gonna crash down because I do not trust him to have not cheaped out on construction as much as possible

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Tricky Ed posted:

The only thing I'll ever respect Jeff Fischer for is when he had his punter aim at the Jerrytron on every kick in the first preseason game there.

Source? That seems to his to be true

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

I hear they recently discovered that Anne frank actually narced her own family out, really shocking stuff

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

A stadium where afternoon games means the sun comes in at a weird angle, the screen gets in the way of play and a bunch of fans get to stand for the game. A+

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