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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Mega64 posted:

Dallas gets a second chance and still does poo poo with it.

This is what life as a cowboys fan is like. Every game feels like this.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1482856202904256515

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

If it falls on Tom Brady does that qualify Jerry Jones for sainthood?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

DC Murderverse posted:

I hear they recently discovered that Anne frank actually narced her own family out, really shocking stuff

Dang someone should put her on trial

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Joey Bosa ded

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
should they check the structural integrity of that thing? even a football donking against it once could make it just unstable enough...

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
She called him Joey

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

The Bananana posted:

This is what life as a cowboys fan is like. Every game feels like this.

:sigh::hf::sigh:

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Lol at this kid having to shil for AT&T

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Joey Bosa seen heading to the locker room carrying his own head.

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

If it falls on Tom Brady does that qualify Jerry Jones for sainthood?

how about noted anti-vaxx CHUD aaron rodgers? mike mccarthy can look on smugly from the sideline.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Now they're talking about the jumbotron.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Wow they got guys hurt who aren’t even on their team

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

ex post facho posted:

should they check the structural integrity of that thing? even a football donking against it once could make it just unstable enough...

people walk on top of it a lot. they eat lunch up there and change out components

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Cavauro posted:

i agree with everyone that there shouldn't be a do-over because of a whistle

lol

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


600 tons can't be right for the screen

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

haljordan posted:

Lol at this kid having to shil for AT&T

He just said "drippy on that bitch" right?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
This game started out so nice and it’s devolved into whatever the gently caress this is.

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005
If hitting the screen is an automatic replay, every qb should just throw it up there on every broken play

Tricky Ed
Aug 18, 2010

It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.



Ches Neckbeard posted:

Source? That seems to his to be true

https://www.sfgate.com/sports/article/Cowboys-scoreboard-gets-in-punters-way-3219945.php

He wanted to force Jerry to raise it.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Jeff Fisher would be hopelessly confused in a post 7-9 world.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Put in Lance

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

This game started out so nice and it’s devolved into whatever the gently caress this is.

https://twitter.com/GipperGrove/status/1482856911435411464

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Bjork Bjowlob posted:

600 tons can't be right for the screen

Yes, but those old LED TV's were really heavy

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Cavauro posted:

people walk on top of it a lot. they eat lunch up there and change out components

ok I trust it now

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Classic Jimmy overthrow there.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

This game started out so nice and it’s devolved into whatever the gently caress this is.

I think it's a Cowboys game.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Ches Neckbeard posted:

He just said "drippy on that bitch" right?

Absolute legend

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Ches Neckbeard posted:

He just said "drippy on that bitch" right?

He absolutely did

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

ex post facho posted:

ok I trust it now

big meatball subs

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Dumb coverage

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

If it falls on Tom Brady does that qualify Jerry Jones for sainthood?

Idk but this did make me look up that pope who got crushed to death when a ceiling collapsed in the middle ages and I forgot that people considered him a necromancer who deserved it. So the answer is maybe.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Samuel, Aiyuk, Kittle and Jennings is kind of an embarrassment of riches.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Watching at work but is Leighton Vander Esch's name spelled wrong on his jersey???

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Kearse almost made an insane play

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Bjork Bjowlob posted:

600 tons can't be right for the screen

There is a lot of steel in the framework the panels are mounted to

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Clsoe.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Jimmy you moron

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
oh dear

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Vander Esch coulda grabbed that

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