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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Wild Card Day 2 GDT: I'm counting him out
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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Intruder posted:

I can't believe how close this ended up being considering the Niners completely dominated the game

Clownball is the great equalizer my friend

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RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


 Jesus gently caress

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
If it's 4th and beecock you go for it, right

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Romo sounds loving stupid rn

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TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

 Deebo sick of Jimmy's poo poo

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
gently caress qb sneak. Wildcat to Deebo

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

BlindSite posted:

Generous spot, he was for sure short of that marker, it was by a bees cock but he was short.

Bee's Cock. I'll be damned

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Just end it

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Mystic Stylez posted:

Lol a Cowboy ripped Deebo's jersey

don't blame them, I'd wear a deebo jersey

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

SamuraiFoochs posted:

LMAO she said a Plankton away. This girl owns

:hai:

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Larch
Dec 20, 2004

BEE LOVER

Android Apocalypse posted:

About 3-4 index cards folded up.

That was classic

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Because of Jimmy.

yea garoppolo trying his hardest to give the game away

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Intruder posted:

I can't believe how close this ended up being considering the Niners completely dominated the game

Jimmy is point shaving

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 he loving got it. seriously

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Call him short, make Shanahan show the world his cowardice.

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Android Apocalypse posted:

About 3-4 index cards folded up.

got em

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

MoaM posted:

We're gonna see some bs before this ends
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Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
 THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
It’s a Favre cock short

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

CharlestheHammer posted:

Jimmy is point shaving

The bookies are gonna take his legs.

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Valt
May 14, 2006

Oh HELL yeah.
Ultra Carp
This is pointless regardless if he got it or not they will just go for it anyways.

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Mikemo Tyson
Apr 30, 2008
 This has to end with it being 4th and the Cowboys jumping.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Play posted:

he loving got it. seriously

nah

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
BEHOLD THE SURFACE CARDBOARD BOX OF DESTINY, MY LIEGE

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
This is how I want playoff games to end



Zebra reviews

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 the football crossed the loving line are you kidding me what are they talking about. it looks so obvious to me

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 i want a silme hat!!!

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
REMEASURE!!!
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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 That's not a 1st

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RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


 gently caress

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
After review, I'm going to review it again.

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




 Birnf out the index card

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

bean mom posted:

i want a silme hat!!!

I'd wear a slime hat

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
I'm late to this game but gently caress the Cowboys

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Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
 lmao

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Full drama mode

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Shinjobi posted:

This is how I want playoff games to end



Zebra reviews

i have good news for you then bc that's how half the league games go nowadays

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Factor Mystic
Mar 20, 2006

Baby's First Post-Apocalyptic Fiction

Polygynous posted:

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

the real penalty wasn't the flags the refs threw, but us having to watch the game

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 did the loving guy on the phone tell him where to put it?

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Lmao this is absurd

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