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Ror posted:what did the guy in your avatar do Not even crabs are above the law
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Captain Hygiene posted:Not even crabs are above the law Crab law. Claw, if you will. 
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Bismuth posted:This would be fantastic with some cartoon sound effects The crab fight? And then the one having the idea to move in before the shell has fallen from the snail? Maybe a “whoop whoop whoop” as it escapes victorious? I like how the smart crab shoved his old shell at the closest rival which keeps the rival from grabbing him and also delays the rival because the rival can’t help but check out the vacant shell,that was just thrust at him, for fit. Seriously, the rival is still checking out the shell as smart crab drops from the snail’s maul and takes off. I’m kind of hoping that smart snail’s old shell is just what the rival needed and that both of them won on that day. Edit: “It’d be a shame to let this guy’s sacrifice be in vain. Numnumnumnum,” said the migrating crab. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SYrvedL2PI Bored fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Jan 15, 2022 |
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OgNar posted:Is that David Tennant narrating? Yes And is YouTube calling out a live stream and blocking it from playing on SA for anyone else, now? Cause it aired 9 days ago, and I thought I had otters that issue earlier today. Bored fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Jan 16, 2022 |
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The world was his oyster…
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Cartoon Man posted:
well we know its not yellow journalism or the oyster would be sideways
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Lobster Man Lobster Man Lobster Man ...gently caress, it didn't work 
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The radio said "No, John. You are the lobsters." And then, John was a Crab.
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truth: https://mobile.twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/1480630952762171394
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Captain Hygiene posted:Lobster Man Lobster man, to the tune of octodad
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I'd play a Lobsterdad sequel, but instead of it being a game about impostor syndrome you just snip snop everything in your path because you don't give a gently caress.
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Desperately flailing to convince my wife and children that I'm a crab, when I'm actually a longcrab
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Horse looking back like "you seein' this?"
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Enfys posted:Horse looking back like "you seein' this?" Lol! Yep. That’s definitely exactly what that horse is saying.
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If our delivery's not tip top, we'll take the snip snop
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Bismuth posted:its monday Reginald is British, he's a very sophisticated crab. Hi, Reginald!
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Bismuth posted:its monday Yeah, Reginald stopped by real quick the day before just to introduce himself so he can get right to work when he clocks in on his first day.
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