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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dolphin posted:

you can make a diy manometer to find the right pressure, ~3 inches pressure is optimal
https://youtu.be/tWNFVRvbAqw
This is a pretty good tutorial, you're looking for like 3" pressure.

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/PainInTheSash/status/1482914150955237383

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Lol. So whose loving parachute account is this.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

dew worm posted:

do you ever get stoned and think about what you’re gonna have for breakfast?

i dont eat breakfast

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

posting on page 666

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

radical meme posted:

Lol. So whose loving parachute account is this.

i believe it's radical meme's

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lpzie posted:

posting on page 666

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Trunk

dew worm
Apr 20, 2019

Plinkey posted:

i dont eat breakfast

it’s the most important meal of the day

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

that that new elven rings game?

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Tromtp

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Trukpt

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm NOT dying from carbon monoxide

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Lpzie posted:

posting on page 666

Oh gently caress did I miss it?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Dolphin posted:

I'm NOT dying from carbon monoxide

Not with that attitude

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Dolphin posted:

I'm NOT dying from carbon monoxide

We're all dying of something

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

is this similar to permethrin up the butthole

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


:nice:

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS

Dolphin posted:

https://youtu.be/tWNFVRvbAqw
This is a pretty good tutorial, you're looking for like 3" pressure.

weird hydro setup

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Not with that attitude
you rear end in a top hat. make your own joke

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Elon ring

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Oh gently caress did I miss it?


CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

set that poo poo on fire

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Trump fixed north korea

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Dolphin posted:

https://youtu.be/tWNFVRvbAqw
This is a pretty good tutorial, you're looking for like 3" pressure.

cool taco he's got there next to the wirecutters

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Filthy Hans posted:

Carnivore BFQs [bite force quotient]



Animal BFQ
Cheetah 119

...

Northern olingo 162


omg drop bears are real

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Dolphin posted:

you have to measure your butthole first

.25 inches per psi of permethrin

that awful pen and paper rpg that had hundreds of pages of horny tables for poo poo like maximum rectum stretch capacity before it tears

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

If trump was president, Matt damon would not be doing ads for crypto.com

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Asproigerosis posted:

that awful pen and paper rpg that had hundreds of pages of horny tables for poo poo like maximum rectum stretch capacity before it tears
wut

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Asproigerosis posted:

that awful pen and paper rpg that had hundreds of pages of horny tables for poo poo like maximum rectum stretch capacity before it tears

that's called FATAL and the anal circumference tables are like the least offensive part of it

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

F.A.T.A.L.
You can't talk about notorious games and not mention F.A.T.A.L. It is the most heinous, despicable piece of crap to ever bear the term "role-playing game." It seems to have been written by a group of 13-year-old boys who happen to be vile, depraved, severely confused about sex, and grotesquely preoccupied with poop and pee and genitalia, even for 13-year-old boys. For instance, the damage charts have separate entries for both "rectum" and "anus," and such a wound requires a die roll to determine the number of chunks of poop that are inadvertently released. The game is racist, sexist and homophobic in astonishing ways. It's honestly hard to imagine how bad it is until you've read some.

But even worse is F.A.T.A.L.'s insane fixation on rape. There are detailed (and ludicrous) statistics on the nature and prevalence of rape. Rape is not considered a serious crime in the world of F.A.T.A.L. A startling number of the magic spells involve mind-controlling women or inflicting sexual punishments on them. Even if they're dead – there is a spell called, "Have Her Cadaver." And the final, putrid, rancid, filthy nail in this coffin: the detailed rules on perpetrating rape as a natural course of your average F.A.T.A.L. gaming session. Hey, you just slayed a dragon, obviously you get to rape someone now as your just reward.

There is really only one thing F.A.T.A.L. accomplished in its short history, and that is to become the closest thing to a true Lovecraftian presence in the gaming industry. The mere knowledge of its existence weighs darkly upon one's mind, and the world seems a bleaker, more horrifying place knowing that F.A.T.A.L.'s creators are out there, somewhere.

Flooger
Dec 26, 2004

tup

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Bite force doesn't mean poo poo if mouth is tiny

Big giant weak rear end mouth

That is frightening imo

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
:yooge: ANGUR!

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Filthy Hans posted:

Carnivore BFQs [bite force quotient]



Animal BFQ
Aardwolf 77
European badger 109
Asiatic black bear 44
American black bear 64
Brown bear 78
Domestic cat 67
Cheetah 119
Cougar 108
Coyote 88
Dhole 132
Dingo 125
African wild dog 142
Domestic dog 114
Singing dog 100
Arctic fox 97
Cape genet 48
Grey fox 80
Red fox 92
Grey wolf 136
Brown hyena 113
Spotted hyena 119
Jaguar 137
Jaguarundi 75
Leopard 94
Clouded leopard 137
Lion 112
Northern olingo 162
Sand cat 130
Sun bear 160
Least weasel 164
Spotted-tailed quoll 179
Tasmanian devil 181
Tiger 127
Thylacine 166

I had to look up what a Jaguarundi was and you can't fool me those are just cougars with microencephaly.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

fatal is to the left of the demo crarts

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Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Trmpktp

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