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y’all grease foot is breaking me
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The 'ole slippy sole
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Jan 17, 2022 10:26
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teen witch posted:y’all grease foot is breaking me Grease dice is making me physically ill. How do I tell my (34f) friend (34f) to clean her makeup brushes without hurting her feelings? posted:This is not a huge deal, just delicate.
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Jan 17, 2022 10:26
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AITA For staying at a buffet for a long timequote:First some context. I live in Atlantic city and in one of our casinos we have a crab leg buffet that is only on Thursday. (The buffet is a pretty big buffet also with like 5 different sections) I’m a fairly larger guy not overweight but I’m on the taller and I work out a lot making my appetite large in comparison to others plus love crab legs yknow. I wonder how much crab he is putting away in 3 hours.
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Jan 17, 2022 14:22
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I wouldn't call that guy an rear end in a top hat for doing that but it is definitely weird to be sitting there for three hours eating crab legs.
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Jan 17, 2022 14:27
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Yeah dude OP you are not feeling sad because you are somehow being an rear end in a top hat, you are feeling sad because you spend your Thursday evenings sitting alone for three hours eating crab legs while surrounded by happy families on a night out.
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Jan 17, 2022 14:41
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It seems to be entirely in his head too. If the staff hasn’t said anything, given him looks, or hints that he’s not welcome, why does he worry?
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Jan 17, 2022 14:46
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA For staying at a buffet for a long time I thought this was going to be the one where the couple went on a cruise and the husband did nothing but eat crab in the buffet and emanate crab juice oders in their cabin.
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Jan 17, 2022 14:50
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Soylent Pudding posted:I thought this was going to be the one where the couple went on a cruise and the husband did nothing but eat crab in the buffet and emanate crab juice oders in their cabin. When your nose dice start to smell like Old Bay seasoning that's your body signalling you've had enough crab.
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Jan 17, 2022 14:55
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Crab dude feels weird but just wants to enjoy his crab without being tortured that his crab lust makes him a weirdo Maybe it does, but perhaps that doesn't matter - whatever makes ya happy. Crab on, crab man.
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Jan 17, 2022 14:58
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Do you think this is the guy who went to that Barbie store or whatever to eat the crab cakes, just having matured as a human?
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Jan 17, 2022 15:00
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BigHead posted:Do you think this is the guy who went to that Barbie store or whatever to eat the crab cakes, just having matured as a human? Favorite part of that story was the guy glossing over how he also drank a bunch of booze as well.
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Jan 17, 2022 15:04
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muscles like this! posted:Favorite part of that story was the guy glossing over how he also drank a bunch of booze as well. Alcoholics always post like this. They don't think they have a problem or that it's even abnormal. So, they just occasionally let slip something like "I had 17 shots to loosen me up beforehand so I was a little tipsy at the time."
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Jan 17, 2022 15:15
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a slightly different subreddit than usual but still lol-worthy obliviousness TIFU by telling a woman at our first date that her pepper spray is useless. quote:So this actually happened today. A few hours ago.
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Jan 17, 2022 15:17
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AITA for my response to my sister's boyfriend's "brutal honesty"?quote:My F35 sister F27 started dating one of those "brutally honest" guys few months ago. He can be quite rude and make backhanded comments about me and the family sometimes which is bothersome but my sister says he's not malicious but is just the brutally honest time and we should get used to it. top comment posted:"Sorry your boyfriend's feelings were hurt, I was just being brutally honest. It was just a joke, can't he tell?"
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Jan 17, 2022 15:17
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Lazy_Liberal posted:three months without washing my pussy wagon Excellent username / post combo
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Jan 17, 2022 15:22
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Soylent Pudding posted:I thought this was going to be the one where the couple went on a cruise and the husband did nothing but eat crab in the buffet and emanate crab juice oders in their cabin. MY (27f) husband (27m) of 6 months are on our first cruise. I thought we'd do activities and excursions but to him it's been a literal food orgy. Is this gluttony just normal cruise behavior or do I need to address this? quote:Hello from the Caribbean where it's lovely and gorgeous and the sun is shining and my husband's prime rib flatulence actually caused me to sleep on a chair by the pool last night.
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Jan 17, 2022 15:37
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HerStuddMuffin posted:It seems to be entirely in his head too. If the staff hasn’t said anything, given him looks, or hints that he’s not welcome, why does he worry? It's a casino, not a local restaurant scraping by. The staff doesn't care, and the management doesn't care unless it becomes a popular thing and starts costing them a noticeable amount. And even then they might not care because some of those people may gamble - the buffets aren't particularly profitable (or at all, depending on who you ask), they exist to draw in warm bodies for gaming. Live your best crab life, just don't sleep next to anyone in a cramped room on Thursdays?
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Jan 17, 2022 15:45
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:MY (27f) husband (27m) of 6 months are on our first cruise. I thought we'd do activities and excursions but to him it's been a literal food orgy. Is this gluttony just normal cruise behavior or do I need to address this? I hope she just like talked to him, it seems like such an obvious answer. Different expectations can be jarring but unless she married a dipshit just talking should get them aligned. It is reddit though so she might have married a dipshit in which case only wasting 6 months before learning that is probably a good thing.
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Jan 17, 2022 16:02
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA For staying at a buffet for a long time Dude is totally known to the staff as "Crab Guy", but not necessarily in a bad way. I bet they'd be mildly worried if he didn't show up on a given Thursday.
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Jan 17, 2022 16:04
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thunderspanks posted:a slightly different subreddit than usual but still lol-worthy obliviousness lol well at least he realises what went wrong
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Jan 17, 2022 16:04
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small ghost posted:lol well at least he realises what went wrong I mean, he probably could have spent another minute or two explain to her how and why he knew that, but I get the feeling this is like one of those rom-com movies where poor communication kills and it's cringe comedy, because seriously there's no reason why he couldn't have added how he knew that one was bad and still come off not looking like a creep.
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Jan 17, 2022 16:15
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HerStud outdMuffin posted:It seems to be entirely in his head too. If the staff hasn’t said anything, given him looks, or hints that he’s not welcome, why does he worry? If it was a promotion at a mom and pop restaurant it'd be different but yeah it's a casino with plenty of money. If they don't like him spending time there hogging down crabs they can make a policy about it.
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Jan 17, 2022 16:22
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Cowslips Warren posted:I mean, he probably could have spent another minute or two explain to her how and why he knew that, but I get the feeling this is like one of those rom-com movies where poor communication kills and it's cringe comedy, because seriously there's no reason why he couldn't have added how he knew that one was bad and still come off not looking like a creep. yeah 'i enjoyed torturing myself with these devices and this one was the least painful' is really not going to make it any better, it's like sitcom levels of ridiculous, it's some seinfeld poo poo. once he said something there was no way out, poor guy lol. StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Jan 17, 2022 |
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Jan 17, 2022 16:25
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"before we go to a second location let me just rate your self defense devices real quick..."
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Jan 17, 2022 16:31
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Evil Willow posted:I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth, reading this. I wonder if going to the bathroom in the morning is like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.
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Jan 17, 2022 17:03
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InsertPotPun posted:"before we go to a second location let me just rate your self defense devices real quick..." "See, I've got a knife, myself. Always effective, a clear and present threat that gets results. Oh, really, you have to get back to work? Do you need a ride? Come back! Man, dating is complicated."
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Jan 17, 2022 17:28
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I don't know what they do to these kids to make them hate and avoid showering rather than finding it relaxing and enjoyable, and perhaps I don't wanna know. In my case? British plumbing. It was like being gently pee'd on with lukewarm water, no pressure at all.
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Jan 17, 2022 17:43
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InsertPotPun posted:"before we go to a second location let me just rate your self defense devices real quick..." She'll have to accept my recommendation on pepper spray products. You know, because of the implication."
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Jan 17, 2022 17:48
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I don't know what they do to these kids to make them hate and avoid showering rather than finding it relaxing and enjoyable, and perhaps I don't wanna know. It makes me anxious because I was in scouts with a kid who refused to shower. He'd show up to meetings reeking, in rumpled clothes and poo poo, not even a full uniform. Of course he was in my patrol, so we were always getting demerited and we'd be yelling at this kid to come in uniform while he looked back with dead eyes. He was at summer scout camp for two weeks, and wouldn't shower until his dad wrestled him into the showers week 2, screaming. He's in prison for owning child pornography now, so I always think of these things and get extremely nervous when someone's hygiene is this bad, because it's gotta be an indicator of some whack poo poo at some level.
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Brawnfire posted:It makes me anxious because I was in scouts with a kid who refused to shower. He'd show up to meetings reeking, in rumpled clothes and poo poo, not even a full uniform. Of course he was in my patrol, so we were always getting demerited and we'd be yelling at this kid to come in uniform while he looked back with dead eyes. Yeah, I have the same thing but when someone's depressed. Why are you sad all the time? What is wrong with you? Probably a pedophile.
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Jan 17, 2022 17:53
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA For staying at a buffet for a long time no way it's under a hundred
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Jan 17, 2022 17:54
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Brawnfire posted:It makes me anxious because I was in scouts with a kid who refused to shower. He'd show up to meetings reeking, in rumpled clothes and poo poo, not even a full uniform. Of course he was in my patrol, so we were always getting demerited and we'd be yelling at this kid to come in uniform while he looked back with dead eyes. ya, same, it's a very normal thing to do, i also think that, about anyone with bad hygiene, that they're a pedophile
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Jan 17, 2022 17:58
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kimbo305 posted:From what I've seen of oiling our cutting boards, it could eventually get pulled in far enough that it disappears they should be oiling it anyway. their hands and poo poo will do the same thing over time. foot lady is nassy tho. i really wonder if it was actual skin oils or if her feet are like black from being barefoot all the time and she smeared who knows what loving kind of grime on there
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Jan 17, 2022 18:01
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Having absolutely terrible hygiene is a sign that something's wrong with you, although it's probably mental illness or abuse, especially if it's a kid like in that story.
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Jan 17, 2022 18:04
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when i was real deep in a mental health hole i was in a group session with a room of people talking about how difficult it is to care about poo poo like brushing your teeth when you simply want to roll over and die now i know the truth i was actually in a room full of pedophiles
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA For staying at a buffet for a long time This is just the John Pinette routine in the 21st century right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLkTuWdKrqY
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Jan 17, 2022 18:10
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Refusing to bathe is often a reaction to abuse, whether out of trauma, trying to dissuade abusers or reclaim some bodily autonomy.
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Jan 17, 2022 18:12
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thinking about footlady some more (gently caress you all for doing this to me) cleaning yourself in the shower doesn’t actually strip you of any oils. at all. just don’t use soap. if you’re pretty religious about showering you can totally get away with it. and if you can’t bring yourself to shower because you’re so she just nasty. i don’t think this is in response to abuse because she dragged her husband into it. she sounds like she revels in not showering vs unable to bring herself to do it because everything hurts.
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mediaphage posted:thinking about footlady some more (gently caress you all for doing this to me) cleaning yourself in the shower doesn’t actually strip you of any oils. at all. just don’t use soap. if you’re pretty religious about showering you can totally get away with it. We're talking about Brawnfire who said to fear the neurodivergent. In case I'm being unfair, he only specified the ones who don't bathe, but I'm curious where the line for "an indicator of some whack poo poo at some level," is drawn.
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