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josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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goddamnedtwisto posted:

I don't have an envelope big enough to work it out but I feel pretty confident that Youtube's infrastructure costs are considerably less than $7bn a quarter, or even a year. The reason Google are the biggest company on earth isn't to do with the quality of any of their products, but their ability to spin up a completely distributed, hardware- and network-agnostic network on very, very cheap hardware.

They probably are now, having gone steeply up in the last five years, which is why Alphabet is now boasting about how much ad revenue Youtube specifically brings in. But no amount of plucky nickel-and-diming on hardware can make video data not an order of magnitude larger than text or image data to store. Google have to play with the same codecs as the rest of us, and even though they do lots of R&D in the area there's a floor on how small you can make that data and a certain amount of processing time it takes to transcode it (Google have been moving into custom chips to aid with this). The rest of the Google app ecosystem, having reached some measure of market saturation, has gradually begun to charge you based on storage used. Big channels bring in the ad money; as time goes by it will be more and more appealing to put the ability of Joe UKMT Poster to upload 360 degree videos of every train station closed by Beeching behind a more direct revenue-producing stream, and we'll all be poorer for it.

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Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Failed Imagineer posted:

Poll of Tory members:
64% Dishi Rishi
36% Liz Truss

I don't think the poll had any other options but still lol

No! Damnit again we are veering off of the golden path into hell world

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1483133322192637954

lol

I predict he's going to dig in and start removing whips from the most powerful voices in the 1922 committee. He's not going to go on his own accord.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Communist Thoughts posted:

No! Damnit again we are veering off of the golden path into hell world

Why are you such a big Liz Truss fan?

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
the problem with saying "oh maybe we should compromise" is that compromise is a two-way street and requires some concessions from the other side as well

and, uh, *gestures at the current Labour party*

Prole
Jan 13, 2022

fuctifino posted:

https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1483133322192637954

lol

I predict he's going to dig in and start removing whips from the most powerful voices in the 1922 committee. He's not going to go on his own accord.

Did you see that berk on twitter going on about how the queen should get a company of soldiers to march on downing street and remove Johnson from No10 by force? I would pay to see it lol. Let's have a civil war! It'll be like Alien VS Predator.

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

keep punching joe posted:

M&C Satchi accidentally put a real nonce in the box. The one thing we didn't want to happen dot gif.

I hear Private Citizen Andrew is looking for a job now he's been grounded and had his lunch money taken away by mummy.

Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011



Failed Imagineer posted:

Schrödingers Nonce

New thread title spotted.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/gullssinceaboy/status/1483172596703236101

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

Julio Cruz posted:

the problem with saying "oh maybe we should compromise" is that compromise is a two-way street and requires some concessions from the other side as well

and, uh, *gestures at the current Labour party*

The current labour party isn't doing anything, compromises or otherwise. They have 0 policies and 0 plan to have any.

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.


From the article...

"A senior Home Office source said Ms Patel had been pushing for military involvement for some time and had been repeatedly blocked despite crossings increasing."

Just to back up my point about compromise on the right. That woman is loving insane.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

LRADs are already used by the US police I think, they've been around for a while.

Prole
Jan 13, 2022

Love to see the Home Office Havana Syndrome refugees to win over the headbangers in Batley. Unhinged stuff. Britain is a proto-fascist state. No change of PM is going to fix this.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Next up will be just using the 30mm cannon and claiming that the other boat was black and reaching for something, also already used by the US police.

jiggerypokery posted:

The current labour party isn't doing anything, compromises or otherwise. They have 0 policies and 0 plan to have any.
1) Don't be the Tories
2) Don't actually tell anyone that we're not going to be the Tories
3) Forget not to actually be the Tories

keep punching joe posted:

M&C Satchi accidentally put a real nonce in the box. The one thing we didn't want to happen dot gif.
It wouldn't surprise me in the least if they forget to do a DBS check on the actor they hire with "must be willing to spend hours in an opaque box with a sedated child" in the part description.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

PEDOCUBE 2022

E: JOIN ME, MASTER CHAPO

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib

jiggerypokery posted:

From the article...

"A senior Home Office source said Ms Patel had been pushing for military involvement for some time and had been repeatedly blocked despite crossings increasing."

Just to back up my point about compromise on the right. That woman is loving insane.

Does this make us a gunboat democracy then?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The home office shouldn't be allowed to shoot people with a 30mm cannon unless they let me have first dibs on being shot with a 30mm cannon.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Live from Portland Place, this is

Bobby Deluxe posted:

PEDOCUBE 2022

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

The day the Home Office is given powers to get the military to do anything at all is the day that we can truly say Brexit has delivered the uk from Europe to Latin America.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Bobby Deluxe posted:

PEDOCUBE 2022

E: JOIN ME, MASTER CHAPO





Soon to be joined by: "You Wouldn't Use End-To-End Encryption"

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

jiggerypokery posted:

The day the Home Office is given powers to get the military to do anything at all is the day that we can truly say Brexit has delivered the uk from Europe to Latin America.

Latin America has leftist parties that amount to more than a wet farc

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
I'm not that techy a person, but would I be right in saying that attempting to ban e2e encryption is futile and probably impossible?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
They know that, they just want to hit Facebook Messenger. Not even Whatsapp even though its all owned by the same people, let alone the more specialist ones (or the FB private groups that are actual child exploitation dangers).

That and tar the whole idea with the pedophile brush, like if you say you use it for anything it'll have a mucky association.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Probably, on the level of donald trump banning tiktok but instead of the US it's the UK and instead of an app it's the foundation of a lot of telecommunications.

They can certainly just make things worse but I don't think the UK has the ability to go full technological autarky and shut out all the stuff that is structured around end to end encryption.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/house-of-lords-controversial-policing-bill-fears-protests-minorities-1407386

quote:

The House of Lords has inflicted a series of defeats on the Government as it considered the wide-ranging Police, Crime, Sentencing and Courts Bill.

By 261 votes to 166, peers backed a Labour-led move to gut parts of the bill that handed police the power to impose conditions on protest marches judged to be “too noisy”.

A short time later, the Government suffered a further defeat, with the upper chamber backing by 238 votes to 171, a Liberal Democrat amendment to gut further elements of the bill restricting protests.

etc

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Going to make a short film about how prince andrew encrypted a child in a pizza express.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

OwlFancier posted:

Going to make a short film about how prince andrew encrypted a child in a pizza express.

He's one of the old guys at the end of Requiem For A Dream, but he's chanting "End To End! End To End!"

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/NicBoothby/status/1483170403187109891

OwlFancier posted:

Going to make a short film about how prince andrew encrypted a child in a pizza express.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptographic_nonce

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Jan 17, 2022

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib
A stupid acquaintance tried to gross everyone out by posting an image of a person's small penis on a social media chat. Unfortunately, it was an image of a small person's penis and they've been banned from the platform.
It got me thinking though. There's a fix to this problem and the tories' concerns about encrypted communication being used to harm children.
What if all penises were registered on the blockchain?

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Endjinneer posted:

A stupid acquaintance tried to gross everyone out by posting an image of a person's small penis on a social media chat. Unfortunately, it was an image of a small person's penis and they've been banned from the platform.
It got me thinking though. There's a fix to this problem and the tories' concerns about encrypted communication being used to harm children.
What if all penises were registered on the blockchain?

Remember when facebook had the brilliant idea of protecting users against revenge porn by uploading naked images of themselves to facebook so that the AI or whatever could compare with posted images by others?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Mine's already non fungible and also only definitely just a token.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde
Don't store mine in little-endian, plz

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Endjinneer posted:

What if all penises were registered on the cockchain?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

OwlFancier posted:

Mine's already non fungible and also only definitely just a token.

No, that was an antifungal ointment

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
blue peter

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Some b*ards doxxed me on facebook graffiting the outside of our block of flats.



:corsair:

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

OwlFancier posted:

They can certainly just make things worse but I don't think the UK has the ability to go full technological autarky and shut out all the stuff that is structured around end to end encryption.
I think what they want is to pressure tech companies into turning off e2e for the public, but leaving it on for politicians.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Bobby Deluxe posted:

I think what they want is to pressure tech companies into turning off e2e for the public, but leaving it on for politicians.

Sure, but I don't think they can really offer them anything worthwhile to do that, and the only other solution is doing everything in house, in which case my earlier post about posting via teletype is probably far too advanced.

Prole
Jan 13, 2022

They always bang on about "abolishing" e2e. Any attempt will go the same way as when they wanted to make people go to the off-licence to buy a Porn Pass. Just another story that not much of the general public understand the details of, but sounds good from a Law and Order perspective... Desperate stuff from the gov imo

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Pretty funny that the home office is putting on the exact same sort of performance art that the Mail would have been calling 'sick' for some street art group doing 20 years ago.

Is this 'progress'?

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