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josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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Prole posted:

They always bang on about "abolishing" e2e. Any attempt will go the same way as when they wanted to make people go to the off-licence to buy a Porn Pass. Just another story that not much of the general public understand the details of, but sounds good from a Law and Order perspective... Desperate stuff from the gov imo

It suggests that the wheels have come off a bit in the Home Office if the things that usually get blocked by their physical impossibility are being briefed.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I mean as noted they did the exact same thing with the porn license under may.

Prole
Jan 13, 2022

josh04 posted:

It suggests that the wheels have come off a bit in the Home Office if the things that usually get blocked by their physical impossibility are being briefed.

Yeah, I think there are like 3 or 4 different factions, none of which feels the need anymore to behave themselves when it comes to briefing the papers without running it past No10, all fighting to get some press so their candidate will be able to climb over the broken bodies of the rest to become the next PM.

Prole fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Jan 17, 2022

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

josh04 posted:

It suggests that the wheels have come off a bit in the Home Office if the things that usually get blocked by their physical impossibility are being briefed.

you’re not thinking about Boris partying at this exact moment though

Prole
Jan 13, 2022

EDIT: Duplicate post. Sorry.

Prole fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Jan 17, 2022

Endjinneer
Aug 17, 2005
Fallen Rib
I'm a pro-business MP and want the sort of frictionless commerce that will unleash the animal spirits of the free market. So naturally I am going to vote for a law that means after you buy something on amazon, you'll have to ring them up to pay.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
who the gently caress wants to be PM right now? Its all wank, You can't even have massive pissups in your new bigboss hideout without getting in poo poo. gently caress all that

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



OwlFancier posted:

Going to make a short film about how prince andrew encrypted a child in a pizza express.

you wouldn’t encrypt a CHILD

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

NotJustANumber99 posted:

who the gently caress wants to be PM right now? Its all wank

Sitting at his desk in the Palace of Westminster, Damian Green suddenly gets an overwhelming urge to challenge Boris for the leadership

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


NotJustANumber99 posted:

who the gently caress wants to be PM right now?
I'll do it, I'll be PM. I'll make the noble sacrifice.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Give it Corbseh 'til end of season

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


NotJustANumber99 posted:

Why are you such a big Liz Truss fan?

She's funny and every other option is even more depressing. I'm sure she's awful too

Alternately, I've willingly made myself insane

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Prole posted:

EDIT: Duplicate post. Sorry.

You should take an opportunity like this to remind people the quote button is not the edit button.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Liz Truss has great qualifications for PM






PM stands for Pork Markets right?

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

https://twitter.com/marykfoy/status/1483214236952182794?s=20

So uh, good luck on the next election, Keith.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I'm not gonna lie, I'm just waiting for the script to flip and suddenly a bunch of stuff comes out about Starmer partying hard during lockdowns. There is absolutely no way either party leadership or the commentariat was actually abiding by them

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

keep punching joe posted:

I'm not that techy a person, but would I be right in saying that attempting to ban e2e encryption is futile and probably impossible?

It's not impossible to *ban*, just impossible to enforce. Well actually it's not even particularly impossible to enforce, you just end up breaking the entire internet these days because even dead gay comedy forums have end to end encryption.

What they actually want is for Meta (and other real-time messaging providers) to break e2e encryption for them, so that it fits into the same regulatory and technical measures space as email, SMS and older, centralised messaging protocols - for there effectively to be an unencrypted copy of messages sent and received somewhere within reach of authorities (or, more importantly, somewhere within reach of authorities *without* them having to physically seize a device). Right now, despite the happy little padlock in the address bar above these words, if the authorities wanted to they could have a copy of all my posts for :10bux: and all of my DMs for whatever multiple of :10bux: it costs them to get an administrative subpoena in wherever SA is based since the sale. Meta though do not have a copy of any of my WhatsApp messages, and the only way the authorities could get them is by seizing my phone.

Of course the whole raison d'etre of WhatsApp and the rest of the post-Snowden generation of messaging protocols is specifically to exclude such a convenient information spigot for :nsa: and pals to pull from but, crucially, actual proper zero-trust messaging is *hard*. In particular it's almost certain that Meta do at the very least have a capability to grab the keys used in the encryption on setup of the initial chat (because, like I say, zero-trust messaging is extremely hard and requires nerdy poo poo) even if they don't currently do so, and this is *probably* what the spooks actually want. If they can get that, and are already intercepting the encrypted traffic through the existing legal framework to do so, they can then decode that encrypted traffic.

Meta might even be willing to go along with that - for a price - because they have literally no financial incentive to keep WhatsApp going. They bought it more or less on a whim hoping to replace Facebook Messenger - a shockingly bad bit of software that people were abandoning in droves for WA - but there's no way at all to monetise it, or rather no way to monetise it the way they want to. Facebook relies on reading your messages to build up ever more data on you both for onward sale and advert targeting, but they can't do that without breaking the existing protocol terminally (and very obviously). Being paid a huge sum of money by Five Eyes to run a centralised data store of keys would at least earn them some cash.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

I've been waiting for Chequers to be added into the mix. Can you imagine the parties he held there?

e: and the photos and videos that must exist...

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1483120905198972932

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Jan 18, 2022

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

I've been trying to find the specific policing bill amendments the Lords battted down today but no joy. Anyone know?

Mebh
May 10, 2010


Meanwhile on the coastline of a totally normal country. Anyone fancy a salad?

Prole
Jan 13, 2022

jiggerypokery posted:

I've been trying to find the specific policing bill amendments the Lords battted down today but no joy. Anyone know?

Not much detail given, but the amendments are listed by author when you click on each specific vote here:

https://votes.parliament.uk/Votes/Lords?SearchText=&FromDate=16%2F01%2F2021&ToDate=18%2F01%2F2022

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Mebh posted:

Meanwhile on the coastline of a totally normal country. Anyone fancy a salad?



Yet more evidence of brexit delivering a flourishing, self supporting Great Britain.

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters




This is probably part of the reason he is holding on, how many ministers are in attendance?

I wonder if Cummings still has any loyalty to Gove, he is someone who probably wants Bojo to have a slow end while he rebuilds.

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said

josh04 posted:

It suggests that the wheels have come off a bit in the Home Office if the things that usually get blocked by their physical impossibility are being briefed.

the best thing about the current crisis is that the people who understood the difference between rhetoric and policy have long left the building and we have the people that genuinely think why can't we just authorise the navy to fire on small boats in the channel?!?!

by 'best' i very much mean 'worst' but things are accelerating so fast you can only laugh and look forward to the cognitive dissonance that will be kicked up when our brave boys completely fail to solve the problem: send in more troops, but more violently! send in the sas!!!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Is Cummings living in public parks and under bridges or does he intentionally foster that image? Is this considered posh in post-Brexit UK or something?

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Nenonen posted:

Is Cummings living in public parks and under bridges or does he intentionally foster that image? Is this considered posh in post-Brexit UK or something?

have you seen our PM?

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said
it's personal branding. in the final few days before he got sacked he was suddenly turning up to no.10 in an immaculate suit and tie

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



No one actually likes dressing up in suits except psychopaths.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Red Oktober posted:

you wouldn’t encrypt a CHILD

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said

stev posted:

No one actually likes dressing up in suits except psychopaths.

right but most people also wouldn't turn up to a job as big as his in a rain mac and trakky bs slung round their arse

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few




Trans flag sky in the morning, TERF's warning

I'm afraid I can't do much about a trans flag sky at night cos the sun's gone down by the time I leave work, but i assume it exists

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


stev posted:

No one actually likes dressing up in suits except psychopaths.
Well-fitting suits are the result of centuries of optimisation to flatter the male physique, & it feels good to look good :colbert:

e: Cummies sees himself as a super special mould breaking genius disrupter tho, dressing for a few cans of spesh on a park bench is part of his image/how he justifies seeing himself as completely different from the thousand other cunts just like him

Borrovan fucked around with this message at 11:11 on Jan 18, 2022

Convex
Aug 19, 2010
Crossposting from the early FPS thread over in retro games, but if anyone has an xbox console and about £5, TimeSplitters 2-3 are on sale on Xbox Live now, about £2 each. Super bright and colourful games with excellent multiplayer, hard recommend especially if you love/hate monkeys. Made by some lovely people in Nottingham

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Convex posted:

Crossposting from the early FPS thread over in retro games, but if anyone has an xbox console and about £5, TimeSplitters 2-3 are on sale on Xbox Live now, about £2 each. Super bright and colourful games with excellent multiplayer, hard recommend especially if you love/hate monkeys

I have fond memories of playing the multiplayer and setting the snowman on fire just to hear the cry of "I'm melting", which I repeat just about every summer.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Much like Steve Bannon's unwashed degenerate gambler wearing multiple dress shirts look. Some people are just too smart and important to waste their time with petty human concerns like getting dressed and not looking like reheated shite.

I say this fully in the knowledge that I haven't washed my jeans for over a month now and have slept in my shirt.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Borrovan posted:

Cummies sees himself as a super special mould
I had some of that along a silicone seam in my kitchen, I ended up getting that hypochlorite gel that you leave on for 4 hours and it works much better than anything else that I tried

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Guavanaut posted:

I had some of that along a silicone seam in my kitchen, I ended up getting that hypochlorite gel that you leave on for 4 hours and it works much better than anything else that I tried

Tell me more.

Seriously, I want to sort out mould on some seals before I move out.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Guavanaut posted:

I had some of that along a silicone seam in my kitchen, I ended up getting that hypochlorite gel that you leave on for 4 hours and it works much better than anything else that I tried

"HI, I'M BARRY SCOTT! AND I USE CILLET BANG TO GET RID OF MOLD.
BANG! AND THE DOM IS GONE!"

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Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Red Oktober posted:

Tell me more.

Seriously, I want to sort out mould on some seals before I move out.
Trick that I learned recently that worked for me:

Get a bunch of toilet paper, twist it up into a sort of string, press it along the seam whilst pouring bleach on to wet it so it sticks in place, get it nice & saturated in bleach, press it into the crack & leave it overnight, then give it a good clean in the morning

May also work on Dom Cummies I haven't tried

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