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Bertha the Toaster
Jan 11, 2009

CaptainSarcastic posted:

How did this happen? I mean, I can't picture the physics of this occurring.

The front fell off.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Bertha the Toaster posted:

The front fell off.

Serjeant Buzfuz posted:

You see, the front fell off.

That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

Ah, I'm not as well versed in boating accidents.

Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011




That is the most fuckled truck I have ever seen in several iterations of this thread :staredog:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

CaptainSarcastic posted:

How did this happen? I mean, I can't picture the physics of this occurring.

Someone at the factory forgot to check the torque on a few bolts.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

This is how new cars are birthed in Russia. You straighten the dents, install a dash cam and are ready to go.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

This sucks, join the war on cars.

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:

I liked it better when they made the skeletons kiss

Effective-Disorder
Nov 13, 2013

DoctorWhat posted:

join the war on cars

I presume the entire point of this display is to prove the 'futility' of trying to fight a car with our 'weak' human skeletons? Ha! Obvious car propaganda. Let us all go play in traffic! We'll show them yet. Victory is at hand!

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
They can't mow us all down!

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

DoctorWhat posted:

This sucks, join the war on cars.

This.

The streets used to be for everyone. Ban cars from cities.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



Serjeant Buzfuz posted:

You see, the front fell off.

That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

I guess that's what happens when you send her a little too fukkin hard, man.

Though if the front fell off at highway speed, shouldn't the cab be a lot more battered than it is?

Hel
Oct 9, 2012

Jokatgulm is tedium.
Jokatgulm is pain.
Jokatgulm is suffering.

Effective-Disorder posted:

I presume the entire point of this display is to prove the 'futility' of trying to fight a car with our 'weak' human skeletons? Ha! Obvious car propaganda. Let us all go play in traffic! We'll show them yet. Victory is at hand!

Assuming they put them up where people are crossing the road and not just wherever, it would probably be cheaper and more useful to place regular pedestrian crossings on those spots instead. So yeah, more car propaganda than useful solution.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Pedestrians are buffalos, cars are trains and cops are hunters paid to mow us down so that the trains keep moving on time.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Dumb question about the Tonga volcano and this seems like a reasonable place to ask. If a submarine had been close I assume it would get very fuckled. But how close would be too close? Would it just pancake or explode or what?

There are a few factors. Depth + distance. Deeper you are the stronger the pressure wave would be.

There are some formulas I know about but they are for dealing with nuclear weapon detonations, which would be the closest thing to that. Couldn't go into detail on that.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

DoctorWhat posted:

This sucks, join the war on cars.

Cars seem to be winning so I'll be on their side

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik

ded posted:

There are some formulas I know about but they are for dealing with nuclear weapon detonations, which would be the closest thing to that. Couldn't go into detail on that.

Reminds me of the professor I had for physics I/II, he occasionally would made aside remarks like “and if you do this and this and take it to the logical conclusion, you get a really big explosion.”

Looked up his bio, he used to work for sandia national labs. Super smart dude.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

ded posted:

There are a few factors. Depth + distance. Deeper you are the stronger the pressure wave would be.

There are some formulas I know about but they are for dealing with nuclear weapon detonations, which would be the closest thing to that. Couldn't go into detail on that.

Nuclear depth charges? Seems a bit excessive

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Pretty cool, but the car wouldn't actually show up on x-ray since it doesn't have any bones.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Rascar Capac posted:

Huge British energy. Just huge.

Follow-up: yeah it's from the UK.

https://twitter.com/AGODDAMNHORSE/status/1483396756733939718

GrandMaster
Aug 15, 2004
laidback
ALL CARS ARE BASTARDS

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!

If he had put bricks under the leafsprings he would have been fine.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Karate Bastard posted:

Nuclear depth charges? Seems a bit excessive

Nuclear torpedo, surface detonations, air detonations ect.

It's all pretty much a you're hosed kind of thing.

Also tonga was an underwater volcano.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



ded posted:

Nuclear torpedo, surface detonations, air detonations ect.

It's all pretty much a you're hosed kind of thing.

Also tonga was an underwater volcano.

Apparently there were nuclear landmines installed on bridges in West Germany during the Cold War, the idea being that if the USSR invades they activate them and leave, then sizable portions of their armor would be destroyed (Their armor was the main thing NATO was worried about because they had shitloads of it).

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

AFewBricksShy posted:

I'd love to know where that video was shot, because it looks exactly like the Kensington section of Philadelphia.

I was just about to ask “Is this Philly? It 100% has to be philly.” My city has a weird combo of row home style and street light color that make it stand out like a strobe light to me. It’s weird

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Dec 25, 2020

 
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Pile Of Garbage posted:

Apparently there were nuclear landmines installed on bridges in West Germany during the Cold War, the idea being that if the USSR invades they activate them and leave, then sizable portions of their armor would be destroyed (Their armor was the main thing NATO was worried about because they had shitloads of it).

A proposed british nuclear landmine was chicken-powered: The developers feared the mine could become too cold in winter times to function, a solution was to house a chicken in the mine with water and feed for a week and apparently the heat generated by the chicken was enough to keep everything operational.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Peacock

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

A proposed british nuclear landmine was chicken-powered: The developers feared the mine could become too cold in winter times to function, a solution was to house a chicken in the mine with water and feed for a week and apparently the heat generated by the chicken was enough to keep everything operational.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Peacock

Thank goodness they were sensible with their code cracking machine designs.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

ded posted:

Nuclear torpedo, surface detonations, air detonations ect.

It's all pretty much a you're hosed kind of thing.

Also tonga was an underwater volcano.

I just have a mental image of a destroyer chugging along dropping a nuclear depth charge straight down and chugging away very fast like chuggity chuggity boom bada bing bang pinata

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Submarines are a lot like Helicopters except they don't have to try quite as hard to kill you.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

DoctorWhat posted:

This sucks, join the war on cars.


Splode posted:

This.

The streets used to be for everyone. Ban cars from cities.


mobby_6kl posted:

Cars seem to be winning so I'll be on their side

Time for "X Marks The Pedwalk"
https://www.gutenberg.org/files/52776/52776-h/52776-h.htm

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I mean chuggity chuggity boom bada bing bang hangten

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
Subs are also shock tested to determine if the design can withstand certain levels of splodiness (a technical term). Wanna guess how much fun that is on a new class of sub? I got to be part of some of those, and other tests, on Seawolf when she was new.

We came out of an extended dry dock period after Sea Trials and one of the fittings that my division was responsible for (a thing that went through the hull, like a tube or pipe thing) was leaking. Like, a lot. And we were still in the process of flooding the dry dock. Of course everyone and their dog was crowded around it watching it and measuring it (about a cup in less than a minute) and wondering what to do. The head engineer from the shipyard told us that when the boat submerged, the pressure would condense the hull enough that it wouldn't leak. My buddy said, "this is a submarine, not an SR-71."

I'm not a submarine engineer, but none of the other boats I ever served on had a known leak next to the pier that was "fine" and a feature not a bug. We submerged, and hold onto your butts, the leak didn't stop. Somehow it got worse. A bunch of us took turns taking a sip of the water once we got to test depth (max operating depth). Turns out that sea water at the depth also tastes like poo poo but you know, Y'AARRRRRR and all.

Back to the whole would a sub get hosed by it question and the answer was already stated above - depends on a lot of things but one answer would be yes if everything was wrong (distance, depth, direction the boat was pointing, etc).

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
Hey more sub OSHA no one asked for.

Hurricanes are a big deal for the Navy and every ship that can go, has to go. Obviously you don't want them smashing up against the piers when the surge hits so they get everyone out and away from the storm. It's a logistical nightmare for the port ops people as you can imagine. Not to mention all of the airplanes from the various air stations and Air Force bases in the region. So it's a thing, is what I'm saying.

It's not bad for subs because we don't have to go out as far to avoid the storm, we just dive. On my first boat we did just that and everything was fat, dumb and happy until one of the backup valves for the reactor cooling systems went tits up. This is normally one of those things were at the least you have to be in port with a cofferdam around it to fix but most likely might need some dry dock time. This is a very large valve both in size and importance and is not something to gently caress around with. If the main valve fails, the only thing keeping the ocean out of the people part is that backup valve.

We didn't have a dry dock or a port so the captain made the decision to repair it underway. We came up in depth to the point where we could start to feel the swells and waves and then backed down a little. The mechanics got in and repaired the valve as quickly as possible but if that main valve had failed that would have been it.

If I remember correctly it was around 300 feet or so

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
JFC quote is not edit


edit: here's a good story about a sub that sank in a river to ride out a hurricane and something in the back of my mind says another one (Greeling?) partially submerged next to the pier during a storm because she couldn't get underway

https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/13939/a-u-s-navy-nuclear-submarine-once-submerged-in-a-river-to-ride-out-a-hurricane

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


https://i.imgur.com/MfSITsZ.mp4

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

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Splode posted:

The streets used to be for everyone. Ban cars from cities.
The streets used to be for everyone including horses, and people were trampled by horses and run over by carriages all the drat time. Plus dead horses and horse dung lying all over the streets, because the owner sure wasn't going to pay to remove either.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Arsenic Lupin posted:

The streets used to be for everyone including horses, and people were trampled by horses and run over by carriages all the drat time. Plus dead horses and horse dung lying all over the streets, because the owner sure wasn't going to pay to remove either.

Also sometimes trains being led by horses.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Gotta post the chaos that was the 1906 pre-earthquake San Francisco streets, although apparently this video was partially staged.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO_1AdYRGW8

edit: this was all gone four days later

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/WUleyO5.mp4

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Gotta post the chaos that was the 1906 pre-earthquake San Francisco streets, although apparently this video was partially staged.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO_1AdYRGW8

edit: this was all gone four days later

That's a really cool video. proclick!

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Gotta post the chaos that was the 1906 pre-earthquake San Francisco streets, although apparently this video was partially staged.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO_1AdYRGW8

edit: this was all gone four days later

That's pretty cool

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