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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

coathat posted:

Ok but gadot probably can’t speak English

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Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

this new joss rewrite doesn't sing at all

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Doctor Jeep posted:

this new joss rewrite doesn't sing at all

but it definitely squeals

both in the sense that he’s telling on himself, and that he’s a disgusting selfish swine

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

coathat posted:

Ok but gadot probably can’t speak English

I belong to no one!

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Gal hadn't had her coffee at the time, that's why she couldn't understand English.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Pop musicians used to record foreign language versions of their songs where they just sounded out translations of the lyrics phonetically, I don't see why Gal Gadot couldn't do that with her lines

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
they had all the amazons speak in an israeli accent because gadot couldn't do an english one.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

coathat posted:

Ok but gadot probably can’t speak English

yea I mean listening to her I'm sure she thinks she's speaking English but

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
https://twitter.com/celine_dionysus/status/1483179155692871681

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Getting the Snyder Cut released was the biggest blow to the CIA since the Church Committee.

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Some Guy TT posted:

do we have a complete list of all the gross evil things joss whedon has done im concerned im not fully appreciating the extent to which hes gross and evil

Cabin in the Woods sucked rear end.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/RealRockatansky/status/1483169389692157952

[Poop Culture] Vanilla Ice has teamed up with Qanon rapper Forgiato Blow in a new single

Some Guy TT has issued a correction as of 22:26 on Jan 17, 2022

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

Harmon def has some whedonesque qualities

McCloud
Oct 27, 2005

Blood Boils posted:

Harmon def has some whedonesque qualities

Haven't forgotten he had Elon Musk on his lovely show

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Forgiato, you ill-begotten spawn of a hog's bottom, I hereby abjure thee: the Hokey Pokey is not yours to defile! and Vanilla reveals an embarrassing lack of rhyming potence. "horny like a horny toad" was right there. shameful display.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Blood Boils posted:

Harmon def has some whedonesque qualities

all fat lowtaxesque nerds do

Srice
Sep 11, 2011

Blood Boils posted:

Harmon def has some whedonesque qualities

for one he did do some sexual harassment

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Srice posted:

for one he did do some sexual harassment

he did a podcast where he sounded sad about it. maybe joss could do a podcast.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/billscher/status/1483071524777218049

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Possibly the dumbest "how did yet another person miss the point" review yet:

quote:

McKay and Sirota not only want to lump together environmental capitalists with climate science deniers, but they also want to lump together Republicans and Democrats. In an interview with the Los Angeles Times, McKay said President Orlean represents “all the disastrous presidents we’ve had,” mixing in “plenty of Bill Clinton” and “a little pinch of Obama.” In August, several months after the filming of the movie wrapped but before its release, Sirota argued in a column for The Guardian, “At its core, the climate crisis is a product of bipartisan corruption and greed.” While “Republicans were more explicit about their corruption … Democrats settled on a different, but similarly pernicious, form of climate denialism: They acknowledged the science and issued progressive sounding press releases about the environment, and then they continued supporting fossil fuel development.” Sirota’s they-both-suck worldview drives the script.

It’s also wrong. There are genuine and difficult debates within the Democratic Party over whether we need to immediately leave all fossil fuel in the ground because of global warming, or whether there is still time for a slower transition away from fossil fuels with less economic disruption that could hurt both CEOs and workers.

The Sirota view also elides the ongoing intraparty debates over differing policy approaches, the parameters of which are fluid. When Barack Obama was president, he sought to implement a “cap-and-trade” policy (in which the government issues companies a limited number of greenhouse gas permits that they can buy and sell with each other). At the same time, some progressives demanded a tax on carbon pollution untethered to market forces. In 2018, a small bipartisan group of congresspeople introduced a version of the carbon tax, but progressives in Congress gave it the silent treatment, having moved on to the Green New Deal strategy that would cease fossil fuel extraction in short order and deploy massive government spending to ramp up renewable energy production fully. Today, Democrats are trying to support clean energy technology through large tax credits included in the Build Back Better bill, though the Democrats’ most coal-friendly senator, Joe Manchin, has put the brakes on the bill after already stripping out some of the more ambitious climate provisions.

https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1067746578226704384

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

vyelkin posted:

Possibly the dumbest "how did yet another person miss the point" review yet:

https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1067746578226704384

I love it when people buy into the whole Democrat technocrats are the good guys like Marvel super heroes instead of just being little more than a lobbyist
controlled rump opposition party.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




hey Oscar Isaac's back to superheros and egypt let's see how that pans out this time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Krla_UxRg

skipmyseashells
Nov 14, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 34 hours!
and there goes issac oscar’s career

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




skipmyseashells posted:

and there goes issac oscar’s career

he's gonna be Solid Snake!!!!

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

*looks up from daily prayer*

moon knight?

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




I know they're going to do their damndest to make MGS boring enough for general audiences

and I legit hope it succeeds just so they're forced to have a sequel where Snake dies in the first 10 minutes and is replaced by a guy we haven't seen before whining about his girlfriend for the rest of the film, amidst constant insane nonsense

starring Timothée Chalamet as Raiden

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

ideal mgs adaptation these days would be an extremely low budget direct to streaming action movie shot in eastern europe like the universal soldier sequels

thatfuturekid
Jan 5, 2014

Farm Frenzy posted:

ideal mgs adaptation these days would be an extremely low budget direct to streaming action movie shot in eastern europe like the universal soldier sequels

Even better, get Tak to do it;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV4IRMzlQOw

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Tak Sakaguchi lives in the woods and every so often some costumed actors and cameramen spook him out of his hole with a bunch of banging on pots and then whatever happens after that just happens

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
so moon knight is a mummy got it

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Oscar Isaac menacingly pointing his gun and grunting for 15 minutes while the bad guy shares their plans for world domination and a detailed summary of the sociopolitical climate of the cold war

psycho mantis making fun of the audience scores in the pre-show trivia app, before simulating a blackout and telling everyone to go home

the lovable guard Johnny with irritable bowel syndrome will be played by Ryan Reynolds

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

I hear he got the role after nailing his line read of “yeah, but how does it taste?”

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Durf posted:

hey Oscar Isaac's back to superheros and egypt let's see how that pans out this time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Krla_UxRg

*pulls off shades* a moon knight?!

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
the bullet is enormous, there is no escaping!

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Durf posted:

hey Oscar Isaac's back to superheros and egypt let's see how that pans out this time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Krla_UxRg
lol

hooray another trouble origin story as they learn to reluctantly accept their power even though They Didn't Ask For This. also very appropriate to use a generic has-been 2000s radio song

if it's actually trippy then maybe it'll at least be entertaining

McCloud
Oct 27, 2005

Was it just me or was the accent kinda terrible

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

Doctor Jeep posted:

this new joss rewrite doesn't sing at all

https://twitter.com/Ingrid_Ege/status/1483212632169537543?s=20

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

Xaris posted:

lol

hooray another trouble origin story as they learn to reluctantly accept their power even though They Didn't Ask For This. also very appropriate to use a generic has-been 2000s radio song

if it's actually trippy then maybe it'll at least be entertaining

2020's are going to be the kid cudi decade

McCloud
Oct 27, 2005

Oh my god it gets worse

https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1483218672906764289?s=20

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Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

also it means the remixed pop songs from 20 years ago movie trailer thing has caught up to 2008

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