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Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/MikeSanchize/status/1483202324055085059?t=Wf77G4ZG8QvGeQfj10pwsw&s=19

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Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!
Tell me you bought Hoover's files without telling me you bought Hoover's files.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1483116413061578754


aahahahahahaahahahahah

Darren Rovell is a goddamn savant.

https://twitter.com/ESPNFrankie/status/1483215133824499721

Dexo fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Jan 18, 2022

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



lmao

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

What a loving weirdo.

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
This is weird even for him. Like it feels very wrong.

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

soggybagel posted:

This is weird even for him. Like it feels very wrong.

It gets weirder and wronger:

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1483218595253530624?s=20

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1483219141645545477?s=20

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1483220958492119040?s=20

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

I know how important it is. That’s why I bought it and tried to flip it to the Smithsonian!

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

jesus christ how do you get like that

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

jesus christ how do you get like that

Capitalism is a hell of a drug.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


soggybagel posted:

This is weird even for him. Like it feels very wrong.

He probably has rooms of historical "memorabilia" (other people's stuff) that he considers an investment in content. Prestige Twitter Content Pieces.

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014


Lmao. God bless this loving psycho

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
https://mobile.twitter.com/DavidDTSS/status/1483273162318036995

https://mobile.twitter.com/DavidDTSS/status/1483275935134756864

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Listen, I offered to lease this important historical document at a sliding scale based on whatever the current Q score of Martin Luther King Jr was in the given month.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

BWV posted:

He probably has rooms of historical "memorabilia" (other people's stuff) that he considers an investment in content. Prestige Twitter Content Pieces.

Darren Rovell is a one-man British empire, all keeping other people's stuff and shocked when they want it back.


Rick posted:

Listen, I offered to lease this important historical document at a sliding scale based on whatever the current Q score of Martin Luther King Jr was in the given month.

lmao

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Rick posted:

Listen, I offered to lease this important historical document at a sliding scale based on whatever the current Q score of Martin Luther King Jr was in the given month.

lmao

Also

Hahaha he went into a spaces to defend himself

https://twitter.com/bykevinclark/status/1483279157371052044

https://twitter.com/bykevinclark/status/1483280140645847040

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Why does he need all of those items, there are so many museums that would love to have any one of them and instead they are moldering away in his safe deposit box

This is pretty messed up

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Darren Rovell probably sees himself as the MLK of Brands.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
I feel bad for our historians and archivists. But this is tremendous content

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
What percentage of Rovell’s tweets are about crypto/NFTs now? I’m definitely not looking to see but if it’s under 70% I’d be surprised

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Darren Rovell:

"Some people just don't understand economics. The Smithsonian turned down my offer to loan them this Jewish skin lamp from Dachau for $25,000 per annum.

So weird."

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Does Rovell know that MLK was virulently anti-capitalist or does that just whoosh over his head like every other person who calls themselves a "huge MLK fan"

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Redgrendel2001 posted:

Darren Rovell:

"Some people just don't understand economics. The Smithsonian turned down my offer to loan them this Jewish skin lamp from Dachau for $25,000 per annum.

So weird."

"Do they have any idea how valuable these things will be for the centenary! "

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Benne posted:

Does Rovell know that MLK was virulently anti-capitalist or does that just whoosh over his head like every other person who calls themselves a "huge MLK fan"

I’m gonna make a bet it whooshes right over his head yeah.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
I don't think anything the man actually did or believed factor that much into Rovell's decision making here

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Holy poo poo lol. “I’m sorry if you think a white man can’t enjoy black history” is one of the wildest bad faith statements I’ve ever heard. It feels like a Colbert Report bit. Then he’s just seething with that “you got me?!”

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Twitter has gotten an incredible amount of people to show their entire rear end over their history and now spaces are only going to add to that. Amazing.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

DJExile posted:

Twitter has gotten an incredible amount of people to show their entire rear end over their history and now spaces are only going to add to that. Amazing.

somebody's always recording, my goodness.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

I love how the host(?) has no idea how to respond and just lays out. So Darren starts digging himself an even deeper hole.

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007
I love how he says of MLK “I’m a big fan of what he’s done” like he’s some new coaching hire that has turned around several struggling teams.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Be kind to Darren he can't help being a content golem

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1483221415780397067

lmao

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


holy mackerel

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

This is probably the worst attempt at tweeting through it since Dershowitz re: the Epstein stuff

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

https://twitter.com/karenehowell/status/1483293106124562433?s=20

Akileese
Feb 6, 2005

Henchman of Santa posted:

Holy poo poo lol. “I’m sorry if you think a white man can’t enjoy black history” is one of the wildest bad faith statements I’ve ever heard. It feels like a Colbert Report bit. Then he’s just seething with that “you got me?!”

I keep zeroing in on the word "enjoy" there. The phrasing of that sentence is so loving repulsive. If he worked for any sort of credible network I would hope they'd toss him to the curb but he doesn't so that's that.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1483526178778476544

lol

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FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Benne posted:

Does Rovell know that MLK was virulently anti-capitalist or does that just whoosh over his head like every other person who calls themselves a "huge MLK fan"
I guarantee he has no idea

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