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this is where the reptile people live
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John Human 1234 Human St. Humansville, USA
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Dungeon Ecology posted:John Human Originally from France
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sexpig by night posted:this is where the reptile people live On Main Street? Uh oh, there's lots of those...
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Everything in that map looks fake. Why yes, I live on...English Street, near Route, uh, 123.
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My favourite drinking establishment? Why, it's... processing... 99.7% probability match found. ...A PUB. It is IRISH. The proprietor's name is MURPHY.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humansville,_MissouriWikipedia posted:Humansville was named after an American settler, Judge James G. Human, who settled in the area in 1834.[7] Who do the lizards think they're fooling here? Come on
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we humansvillians are simple folk. round here we like our location services off
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Am I the only one that realizes that if I went back to 6 years old, I would be a child prodigy? Graduate high school by the age of 12 and study university courses that you already know the future of so you'd be a leader in the field. Even if you're not that bright, knowing generalities of what happens in the future is a huge advantage. I'd be studying computer technology at MIT in the early 80's, then making bank from the tech that I already know will succeed. You don't even have to create it, just work for Microsoft when it was a startup and get some shares. If not tech, then medicine, law, journalism, etc. Even your current trade would likely be highly beneficial if you know the future of it.
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I dunno. I'm pretty stupid now, the combination of being pretty stupid and in a small, weak body (have we all forgotten how small and weak 6 yos are) i think i would probably not rise to be the world's top scholar as I would have to have one to two naps per day and so forth. I think I would probably not be the isekai protagonist who owns all the libs and gets the girl and becomes a Kid Billionaire. I would probably trip over a lot because my feet would be the wrong size and get bored in 1st grade. Blank Check Is Not A Documentary
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good news everyone https://twitter.com/PopSci/status/1482872887174471685
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If you currently have the knowledge to at least get a high school GED, 6 year old you would burn through primary and middle school. Even if high school slowed that progress, it would still be a very early graduation.
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Lucid Nonsense posted:If you currently have the knowledge to at least get a high school GED, 6 year old you would burn through primary and middle school. Even if high school slowed that progress, it would still be a very early graduation. I mean yeah probably. And I want you to know I mean this completely seriously, but how do you go faster? Like i went to a very broke school in rural new mexico which probably informs the above but we all had the same pace and tests and whatnot whether we were getting A's or D's. Is it a thing at like nice schools were you as a 6 year old or your parents or what have you are just like "yeah we know this already lets have the third grade stuff instead" and then you just get to do third grade or sixth grade or whatever when you're 6?
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When I was in 1st grade (6 years old), I finished my math workbook in the first few weeks of school so they moved me second grade. At the time, I wasn't mature enough to handle the move, so they put me back into first grade. This was at a rural school in southern Indiana, and anecdotal as hell, so your mileage may vary. E: I thought it was like a puzzle book, so I just did all of them. When I got moved, I thought I had done something wrong. Lucid Nonsense has a new favorite as of 23:51 on Jan 18, 2022 |
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I took a few high school classes with a kid who was like 14 or 15 in his senior year. He was miserable and socially maladjusted even by HS nerd standards, I felt bad for him. Has the whole gifted kid thing ever worked out for anyone?
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If I went back to being 6, I would make sure to bet as much money as possible on Greece winning the 2004 Euro
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Lucid Nonsense posted:When I was in 1st grade (6 years old), I finished my math workbook in the first few weeks of school so they moved me second grade. At the time, I wasn't mature enough to handle the move, so they put me back into first grade. This was at a rural school in southern Indiana, and anecdotal as hell, so your mileage may vary. Weird. When i did similar stuff with our reading stuff i just got told to turn it in normally and sit quietly while the others were catching up. Long story short I would prefer to not be 6 again
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there are people who graduate college before they're 18 who don't have the benefit of a lifetime of adult knowledge sit down with your parents and talk to them about logarithms or the literary themes of War and Peace or whatever your specialty is* and you'll probably get somewhere *offer may not be valid for computer touchers whose entire expertise is in a programming language that doesn't exist yet
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:To prevent 9/11 you'd need to make sure the President got a specific warning beforehand. You'd have to make sure it was in writing, you'd have to mention something about hijacking planes, you'd have to make sure he had enough time to act on it--at least around 5 weeks--and you'd have to make sure to mention Bin Ladin by name. Doing this likely means you would need to be someone the Bush Administration would trust. Which means, are you a self-loathing enough to attend Liberty University *and* graduate from it?
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Chloe Jessica posted:there are people who graduate college before they're 18 who don't have the benefit of a lifetime of adult knowledge Agreed, my point is that knowledge plus whatever emotional/intellectual maturity the average goon has, getting through the educational system would be much easier with what you know now.
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Dachshundofdoom posted:I took a few high school classes with a kid who was like 14 or 15 in his senior year. He was miserable and socially maladjusted even by HS nerd standards, I felt bad for him. Has the whole gifted kid thing ever worked out for anyone? I was already an asocial asperger's kid who never talked to anyone so it would probably work out just fine for 14 year old me
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how are yall talking about preventing 9/11 like it wasnt the result of decades of american military hegemony? ok yeah, maybe you prevent 9/11, but whose to say there wouldn't be like a 2/12 or something with basically the same effect?
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Yeah the real way to stop 9/11 is to change American foreign policy especiallly Bush Sr. But that isn’t a very fun action movie where you are racing against time
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go back in time and enroll the guy who threw his shoes at bush in an american baseball training camp so he can pitch 90mph fastballs
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i wouldn't even have that option because i was 6 in '97 all i could do would be to try to save the lives that i know are going to end, and let the future deal with itself thenceforward having said that... have any of yall read 11/22/63?
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if i went back in time, i would convince the 9/11 attackers that they were wrong, and that instead of the towers they should have taken out every bridge and tunnel that goes into Manhattan, thereby loving up the whole financial industry instead of killing a measly amount of people and causing themselves way more trouble
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My favorite part, as a spectrum kid with speech issues especially back then would be convincing either a bookie/stockbroker/whatever or some sort of adult straw gambler that I was from the future and had various moonshots to bet on because of it without coming off as a stupid imagination land boy because im 6
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Ehh, forget 9/11 and making millions, I could easily stop as 6 year old some really horrific poo poo that happened in my family just a year or two later so any amount of misery knowing the future in an adolescent body would be worth it in a heartbeat.
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projecthalaxy posted:I dunno. I'm pretty stupid now, the combination of being pretty stupid and in a small, weak body (have we all forgotten how small and weak 6 yos are) i think i would probably not rise to be the world's top scholar as I would have to have one to two naps per day and so forth. I think I would probably not be the isekai protagonist who owns all the libs and gets the girl and becomes a Kid Billionaire. I would probably trip over a lot because my feet would be the wrong size and get bored in 1st grade. six year olds don't take naps
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Memento posted:six year olds don't take naps Yeah, naps a re more a four year old thing, and even then I think it's less 4 year olds need a nap and more adults in charge of 4 year olds need a loving break.
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I need to be sent back way further in time in order to prevent Steely Dan.
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Mister Speaker posted:I need to be sent back way further in time in order to prevent Steely Dan. There's some goons old enough that getting sent back to when they were six might actually be able to pull this off. Anyways, tweets. https://twitter.com/RainofTerra/status/1483590182267854850
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Dachshundofdoom posted:I took a few high school classes with a kid who was like 14 or 15 in his senior year. He was miserable and socially maladjusted even by HS nerd standards, I felt bad for him. Has the whole gifted kid thing ever worked out for anyone? You get a 50% chance to turn into a hot as gently caress trans chick who's freaky in the sack.
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Why would you stop 9/11
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TinTower posted:You get a 50% chance to turn into a hot as gently caress trans chick who's freaky in the sack. Hopefully that kicks in on my end soon. In the meantime, https://twitter.com/carterhambley/status/1483314687898836992
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it would probably be incredibly difficult to even be understood if you were a medieval knight shunted forward in time 1000 years
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