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its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Wonder how crisp the crust will get in that pan. The original looks soft AF.

E: A terrible snipe.

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fartzilla
Dec 30, 2009

how disgusting
And now, the conclusion.

It did not rise in the oven. I am kind of disappointed, I wanted a nice puffy thick crust like what was in the picture. It is more like a barely leavened thin crust pizza.



I can genuinely say I have never eaten a pizza with egg in the crust before. It tastes like shortbread.

Welp that's it for today, for bonus content I hope you enjoy one of my previous creations!

fartzilla fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Jan 18, 2022

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Aside from the thickness I'd say you had 'success'. ...


"Mom what's for dinner tonight?!"
"Your favorite! Pizza!"

"gently caress you."

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


fartzilla posted:

Welp that's it for today, for bonus content I hope you enjoy one of my previous creations!



Nice garbanzo bean pizza.

A 'Zo'Za if you will.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Obviously you were domed the moment you didn't use genuine Copha!

That was very entertaining, thank you for going the extra mile for the thread
:discourse::five:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Agreed clearly copha is crit 5 golden man babies anyway

Next time cut the Cisco with coconut oil?

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

its all nice on rice posted:

Wonder how crisp the crust will get in that pan. The original looks soft AF.

E: A terrible snipe.



It looks like light is trying to escape from within some kind of molten hell :ohdear:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rNu7QxOaIk

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Ahhh the dry shuffling of stiff vending pizza on a cutting board

BounceBanana
Feb 3, 2021
As far as chain pizza places go, Dominos has the worst pan pizza.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

BounceBanana posted:

As far as chain pizza places go, Dominos has the worst pan pizza.

I think the worst would be Pizza Hut because it's not even a pan pizza. It looks indistinguishable from their regular one. The only difference is they charge you more for it.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


BounceBanana posted:

As far as chain pizza places go, Dominos has the worst pan pizza.

Well hang on now, just what are you looking for when it comes to pan pizza? Me, I'm looking to ingest a lot of vegetable oil soaked dough on the cheap. And Dominos, in that regard, they deliver.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Domino's pan pizza is just fine. Domino's is probably the best of the trash tier pizza chains.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Pennywise the Frown posted:

Domino's pan pizza is just fine. Domino's is probably the best of the trash tier pizza chains.

weird way to spell Pizza Pizza

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Barudak
May 7, 2007


Is that a king cake pizza?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Deep space nebula pizza.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


looks like the rear end in a top hat of someone who ate too much grass


or so im told

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007





that looks like the eye of jupiter from bsg lol

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

fartzilla posted:

And now, the conclusion.

You beautiful bastard

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

fartzilla posted:

And now, the conclusion.

It did not rise in the oven. I am kind of disappointed, I wanted a nice puffy thick crust like what was in the picture. It is more like a barely leavened thin crust pizza.



I can genuinely say I have never eaten a pizza with egg in the crust before. It tastes like shortbread.

Welp that's it for today, for bonus content I hope you enjoy one of my previous creations!



Thank you for your service :zpatriot:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

fartzilla posted:

And now, the conclusion.

It did not rise in the oven. I am kind of disappointed, I wanted a nice puffy thick crust like what was in the picture. It is more like a barely leavened thin crust pizza.



I can genuinely say I have never eaten a pizza with egg in the crust before. It tastes like shortbread.

That actually looks a lot better than many pizzas in this thread. Thank you for your dedication :golfclap:

content:




ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 12:16 on Jan 18, 2022

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Aren't the vivid colors supposed to come after the mushrooms?

E: those are bananas on second look.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Aw man crabs always look so sad and defeated to be eaten.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




That is a fish khachapuri


e: catch a puri

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Data Graham posted:

That is a fish khachapuri


e: catch a puri

sign says "mackerel pizza"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I know, I just thought it would be a funny thing to say

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Some quality pizzas from Sicily




This one is apparently called "Pizza Educazione Fisica"




Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Ok I think it's finally time for us to start discussing the possibility of there being pizza rules

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen



this is pretty much just a sub sandwich. Close it up and start eating.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


lol c'mon

There isn't a human on earth, served that that isn't thinking someone hosed up somewhere along the line while making it. Nothing is supposed to come out looking like that on purpose no matter what you ordered.
Hell even the nebula pizza, banana pizza, and fillet fish pizza have purpose.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

LvK posted:

what's that weird high-pitched "Oh no / Oh no / Oh no no no no" song that all the TikTok kids use? Because I immediately started hearing that when I saw this.

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7054625420117019950

You inspired me.

fartzilla posted:

And now, the conclusion.

It did not rise in the oven. I am kind of disappointed, I wanted a nice puffy thick crust like what was in the picture. It is more like a barely leavened thin crust pizza.



And you have terrified me.

Dewgy fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Jan 18, 2022

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

ekuNNN posted:

That actually looks a lot better than many pizzas in this thread. Thank you for your dedication :golfclap:

content:






"Hey, can I get 2 of the 90 degree specials? Oh, and a Pepto Abysmal, heavy on the Pepto."

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Lol

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Searched for Oh no pizza

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

nesamdoom posted:

this is pretty much just a sub sandwich. Close it up and start eating.

These barbarians had at least 3 dips with their order, there's no way they weren't already folding the slices anyway for the purpose of dipping

LvK posted:

what's that weird high-pitched "Oh no / Oh no / Oh no no no no" song that all the TikTok kids use? Because I immediately started hearing that when I saw this.

It's a pitch-shifted excerpt from Remember (Walking in the Sand) by the Shangri-Las
:goonsay:

Big Beef City posted:

lol c'mon

There isn't a human on earth, served that that isn't thinking someone hosed up somewhere along the line while making it. Nothing is supposed to come out looking like that on purpose no matter what you ordered.
Hell even the nebula pizza, banana pizza, and fillet fish pizza have purpose.

Never had Calzone I take it? :o:

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
fartzilla, please forgive me for giving you short shrift. I would like to see this endeavour replicated by a goon with access to the bona fide article- according to Wikipedia,

quote:

Copha is produced only in Australia [...] In New Zealand, it is marketed as Kremelta. Known in Europe as coconut fat, [...] (i)n France it is marketed as Végétaline and in Germany and Denmark it is marketed as Palmin. It is not readily available in the United States.

Euro/AU/NZ goons, you know what to do.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




It's Pizza Time! *cliche upbeat Italian music starts*

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Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Easily remedied. The waffle seems like it could be easily detached and eaten afterward, that pepperoni looks too good to pass up. :yum:

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