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Chapter 19quote:We got the autograph. Amazing what people will put up with if you flatter them. Then we did our best to melt into the crowd. It would have been easier except Marcel was prowling, looking for us. Well, neither Marco or Ax are dating... But yea, that plan didn't work at all. Only one chapter today, for Reasons, so we'll find out what Marco's brilliant plan is tomorrow.
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Epicurius posted:
I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.
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# ? Jan 15, 2022 14:43 |
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Lmao this is one of the most believably "kid" ideas they've ever had.
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# ? Jan 15, 2022 15:55 |
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I apologize. I just got my covid booster today and at this point, I just want to sleep (get your covid booster if you can!), so no chapters tonight. Tomorrow, though.
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# ? Jan 16, 2022 05:26 |
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What am I supposed to read while I sit there for 30 mins after my COVID booster?
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# ? Jan 16, 2022 07:16 |
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Can't believe you're all gloating about getting boosters which I'm not even eligible for yet because I was too much of a coward to get AZ
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# ? Jan 16, 2022 09:27 |
i bet covid isn't even real but a yeerk trick get a jab, get a slug
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# ? Jan 16, 2022 09:31 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:i bet covid isn't even real but a yeerk trick Pfizer (shot) Three, lot #E-9466(g)
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# ? Jan 16, 2022 09:46 |
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The Animorphs infiltrate a community vaccine clinic in Pakistan to inject oatmeal into the local Yeerks
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# ? Jan 16, 2022 10:04 |
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Epicurius posted:So, I could be wrong, but, not counting the time travel megamorphs book, I believe the Hanson brothers are the only real people to show up in this series (excepting Elfangor, obviously). Arnold Schwarzenegger heroically rescued a suicidal Controller who ate the bad oatmeal.
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# ? Jan 17, 2022 00:38 |
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Pwnstar posted:Arnold Schwarzenegger heroically rescued a suicidal Controller who ate the bad oatmeal. That's true!
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Chapter 20quote:My dad was not home when I got there. I was relieved. I didn’t even care if he was out with old lady Robbinette. I was in a seriously bad mood. Cassie might be a brain surgeon, but she's no therapist. Chapter 21 quote:<Ready, Marco?> Tobias asked. So let's take this opportunity to talk about poodles. I feel like they get a bad rep, for whatever reason. So, poodles come in three sizes, toy, like Marco is here, miniature, and standard, and they're really pretty much the same except for size. Poodles are probably originally German (although there are people who argue they were originally French or Russian), and they were bred as water dogs, which is to say dogs that were bred to retrieve game like duck from lakes. That's why their hair is really tightly curled and oily, to help repel water (the German word pudeln means to splash around in water). The smaller Toy and Minature poodles were developed from the Standard poodle originally as circus and performing dogs. They're mostly companion dogs nowadays, but some people still use them as retrievers, and they're pretty good at it. The thing about poodles is they're smart, one of the smartest breeds, actually, which in a way can make them high maintenance as pets, because if they're not being challenged intellectually or played with, they can get kind of bored and neurotic Poodles are the conspiracy theorists of the dog world. They're good with kids, though, and they're good family dogs. Toy poodles have a bad reputation, but that's mostly the owner's fault. If they get spoiled and carried everywhere, they basically become entitled little shits. However, if you don't do that; if you treat it like a dog, they as even tempered and friendly as their bigger counterparts. And that's poodles.
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# ? Jan 17, 2022 02:53 |
Poodles are fine, their owners generally aren't and Marco trolling fools then being literally shaking as he ragequit is dangerously prescient
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# ? Jan 17, 2022 03:58 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Poodles are fine, their owners generally aren't and Marco trolling fools then being literally shaking as he ragequit is dangerously prescient My aunt and uncle had a miniature poodle who was just the sweetest, most chill little ball of fuzz out there. You'd be sitting there and he'd come over and just lie on your feet whenever he wasn't just walking around smelling stuff.
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# ? Jan 17, 2022 04:20 |
My experience has been the prettier the poodle, the more of an rear end in a top hat it is.
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Poodles are fine, their owners generally aren't and Marco trolling fools then being literally shaking as he ragequit is dangerously prescient A poster's heart, before his time
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# ? Jan 17, 2022 07:01 |
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Poodles own and so do the various poodle mixes that have become popular.
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# ? Jan 17, 2022 07:11 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Poodles are fine, their owners generally aren't and Marco trolling fools then being literally shaking as he ragequit is dangerously prescient I mean, chatrooms and their trolls were already the plot of an earlier book. What happens now online isn't really all that different from the 90s, it's just more widespread.
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Poodles are fine, their owners generally aren't and Marco trolling fools then being literally shaking as he ragequit is dangerously prescient It's like pit bulls and chihuahuas. Well-deserved reputations for being assholes, but that reputation is more on account of their owners than the dogs themselves. Assholes raise rear end in a top hat dogs.
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# ? Jan 17, 2022 14:39 |
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I have an 11 year-old standard poodle who is the best running buddy you ever did see. He is my special boy and I love him. Also, you don't have to give them the pom-pom haircut. Ain't no rule.
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# ? Jan 17, 2022 15:27 |
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This is a surprisngly chill book for mid/late Animorphs. It's half family drama and half comedy of errors trying to ruin this Yeerks persona. It does have the unfortunate undercurrent that ruining this Yeerk's misson is probably going to cause the Yeerk to have an unfortunate end at the end of Visser Three's tail blade.
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# ? Jan 17, 2022 18:29 |
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My reasons for dislike poodles are the pettiest imaginable but I honestly just hate the hair texture, pom pom look or no.
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# ? Jan 17, 2022 18:35 |
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<Tobias has entered the chat>
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Chapter 22quote:For the next two days, Tobias and I followed William Roger Tennant like paparazzi on an actress. Hoping to go for an unmolested run on Wednesday, he took his limo out to a park near the river. We followed, and I was there to catch him before he’d jogged his first mile. So it seems to me that obviously, Marco is upset about what he sees as his dad's betrayal of his mom, but he's also upset with his betrayal of his mom, when he tried to kill Visser One. He's put it all on himself, and its a challenge to what he's fighting the Yeerks for...he's fighting them so he can get his mom back and get his family back to the way it was. Chapter 23 quote:We met on the roof of the TV studio. It was windy. Not easy to land with that much of a breeze. So there's obviously a lot to talk about here, but I want to focus on what's important. What do you think of Marco's Star Trek pitch?
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# ? Jan 18, 2022 05:40 |
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Lol is his dad seriously getting married to a woman he's been dating for like a fortnight?
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# ? Jan 18, 2022 05:47 |
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freebooter posted:Lol is his dad seriously getting married to a woman he's been dating for like a fortnight? Animorphs Time Compression strikes again!
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# ? Jan 18, 2022 06:16 |
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freebooter posted:Lol is his dad seriously getting married to a woman he's been dating for like a fortnight? depressed, lonely guy latches onto the first woman who shows him affection e; but also, the animorphs repeatedly targeting Tennent over several days should be a big sign for the Yeerks to lay a trap, right?
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# ? Jan 18, 2022 06:42 |
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This line: "The milk carton had no immediate response. Maybe it wanted to think that over." For some reason this is the phrase that's stuck with me this entire time. Couldn't tell you why. I like it though.
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Mazerunner posted:depressed, lonely guy latches onto the first woman who shows him affection If Visser One was running the show, the Yeerks would have a 100% infiltration rate for the local animal control department after one month of "Andalite Bandit" activity.
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Capfalcon posted:If Visser One was running the show, the Yeerks would have a 100% infiltration rate for the local animal control department after one month of "Andalite Bandit" activity. The day after a tiger, an elephant, a wolf, and a gorilla showed up at the Yeerk pool she would've infested everyone at the Gardens.
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Chapter 24quote:NOOOO!” Tennant wailed, cowering like a trapped rat. I felt no pity for him. I didn’t know about pity. I was the poo-bear. I sort of like that what what it took Marco to snap back to normal was Jake slapping him upside the head instead of Cassie's therapy. I also liked the "Try Fox" line. Chapter 25 quote:“I am very pleased with the atmospheric conditions we are experiencing today. The lack of clouds have allowed the sun to show through, thus making electrical lighting unnecessary. Uh-NESSa-sarry. Uh-NESS-ussery. Also, the lack of precipitation has kept my artificial skin from becoming uncomfortably damp, which -” So that's the book. It was....I don't know. I liked the writing in general, but the plot was basically a clone of the the Rachel one. An Animorph has some problem morphing, the mission is to stop some celebrity from using their influence to help the Yeerks, and they embarrass him on TV and ruin his reputation. As it mentions, the next book is Visser, which is one of the Chronicles books, written by Applegate. I'm not sure why it's not "The Visser Chronicles", but there you go. Now, because I was asked, here are the covers of the book. First the outside cover: And the inside: These covers, like almost all the Animorph cover art, was done by David Mattingly. I have a confession to make. I know they're iconic for a lot of people, but I've never really cared too much for the Animorph front covers. I don't think it's bad from a technical standpoint. I don't think Mattingly is a bad artist. I just don't think the "kid turns into animal in front of a void" is all that interesting. Maybe it's a triumph of 1990s computer technology, but, it's not for me. The inside covers are more interesting, though. In this case, the screens in the background all have examples of Mattingly's non-Animorph art. If you look, you can see Honor Harrington from David Weber's book Echoes of Honor, and next to it is his work Subway Wizard, which is a picture of a wizard riding the subway. Anyway, like the text says, tomorrow we start Visser.
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 05:43 |
My favourite book in the entire series starts tomorrow.
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 05:52 |
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The book as a whole isn't amazing since yeah, it's kind of a repeat, but I do really enjoy the hijinks at the end. Inciting attempted dog-murder is good silly fun.
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 05:55 |
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Two weeks from proposal to marriage is the most Animorphs compressed timeline thing ever but I guess it fits the Saturday morning cartoon vibe of this book. Anyway Visser's great and I love the unexpected cliffhanger ending of this one.
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quote:<And … we are live!> Ax announced. <Heeeeeere’s Marco!> Ax has been watching too much television
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 21:39 |
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Thank you for posting the cover, its so goofy that it's one of my favorites.
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# ? Jan 19, 2022 22:40 |
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Y'all talk big game about Visser being good so I'm excited to finally read it.
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Malpais Legate posted:Y'all talk big game about Visser being good so I'm excited to finally read it. just finished it in two nights, can confirm that it's really fun. I happened to find my physical copy in a move and couldn't wait for the thread to get there. this book was pretty fun as well, the mixed morphs were some fun new morph horror now that we're used to the regular ones. I disliked Jake's leadership decision at the end here, basically telling Marco to just get over it. reminds me of too many traumatized friends with mental health issues telling me what their loved ones have said to them in the depths of depressive episodes. That said, Cassie's approach of inter friend therapy is a recipe for disaster as well. the fact that it's basically a retread of book 12 doesn't bother me, I feel like they used the concept too early, before the characters were fully fleshed out. This kind of conflict lends itself better to Marco's narration anyway, to me. Especially with him admitting the sick pleasure he's getting out of toying with Tennant.
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The big thing that makes Jake's decision defendable to me is that they are in the middle of a life or death mission, and Marco is blowing it. If someone is freaking the gently caress out while holding the rope that keeps both of us from falling, smacking them on the head and yelling to get it together isn't nearly as callous as it would be in normal interpersonal relations. I might question whether it's an effective strategy in the moment, but they had almost no time to talk him off the ledge when things went bad. Either way, Jake's getting pretty far into the whole "Big Leader" persona, so I wouldn't be too surprised if he'd do something callous like that under normal circumstances if he thought it would make people more "effective." Malpais Legate posted:Y'all talk big game about Visser being good so I'm excited to finally read it. I remember prefering Elemist Chronicals for how wild the space opera gets, but Visser was a close second to teenaged me.
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It's also possible that an order to get his poo poo together was what Marco needed to hear, and it would work on him but not one of the others, and Jake knew him well enough to know it would work.
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