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Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
https://twitter.com/LOTRonPrime/status/1483816516327915522

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

They still haven't gotten to a trailer with characters and dialogue huh?

Not real big on this premise either. It's a prequel AND it's about the rings and poo poo? Very Star Wars where everything has to be about the Force and lightsabers.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
God I hate that Big Mouth animation style, in a universe of bland and lovely adult animation design it is BY FAR the worst. Just so hideous, I hate everything about that show. And now this new one.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
I was hoping for the fall of Numenor but I guess we're doing the War of the Last Alliance instead.

Lady can't do the Ring Poem properly though. Only one voice can manage it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdhpA2yPu1w

Arc Hammer fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Jan 19, 2022

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Scholars have long debated if the worst thing about Big Mouth was the child sex stuff or the dumb mythical creatures stuff, and with this new show, we can finally find out.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

PostNouveau posted:

Scholars have long debated if the worst thing about Big Mouth was the child sex stuff or the dumb mythical creatures stuff, and with this new show, we can finally find out.

The absolute worst thing was the complete lack of internal consistency the show had. It could never decide if the monsters were real, figments of the imagination, etc. It was so lazy and stupid.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006





looking forward to a prequel series on the origins of nameless voiceless henchmen

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



NWS https://www.reddit.com/r/RedLetterMedia/comments/s7s76g/thats_right_jay/

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Remember in Shadow of Mordor when they tried to do that and they were like, "uh how about Helm from Helm's Deep, maybe he's a nazgul? And Isuldur. But he gets better. "

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

this is worse than hitler

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

bitterandtwisted posted:

Remember in Shadow of Mordor when they tried to do that and they were like, "uh how about Helm from Helm's Deep, maybe he's a nazgul? And Isuldur. But he gets better. "

The Shadow games just tossed canon out the fuckin window (and they are still cool and good)

Nemesis system in every game ever thanks (license it you fucks!!)

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
What if spider but sexy?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


priznat posted:

Nemesis system in every game ever thanks (license it you fucks!!)

It's so stupid they were allowed to patent it.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
^^^ Yeah I don't know patent law if it is a valid thing but socking it away that no one else can use it, UGH the worst

PostNouveau posted:

What if spider but sexy?

"She"-lob, it's right there in the name!

TBH I don't even bother with the plot I just stalk and kill captains and vice versa. Their dialogue is so great.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.


RIP, he was hung like a horse in the movie where he played Yves Saint Laurent.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002


Not installing an app just to see. Can someone describe for me?

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

No. 6 posted:

Not installing an app just to see. Can someone describe for me?

It's a Mike Stoklasa anime body pillow, where he coquettishly looks over his shoulder at you (pants around ankles).

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



No. 6 posted:

Not installing an app just to see. Can someone describe for me?

it's best that you do not look upon it, because the weakness of your conviction belies your ability to withstand the most powerful erotic experience granted to a human being on this small planet

also sometimes you can just fiddle around and "request desktop site" to get around reddit's dumbass popup

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
Oh my god. I cannot wait for that to start appearing propped up in a corner for BOTW

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Aardvark! posted:

this is worse than hitler

Rich evans ears prick up

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

bitterandtwisted posted:

Remember in Shadow of Mordor when they tried to do that and they were like, "uh how about Helm from Helm's Deep, maybe he's a nazgul? And Isuldur. But he gets better. "

You just reminded me that they're making a Lord of the Rings anime movie about Helm Hammerhand

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

PostNouveau posted:

Not real big on this premise either. It's a prequel AND it's about the rings and poo poo? Very Star Wars where everything has to be about the Force and lightsabers.

To be honest, I personally like that era (Second Age and First (?) War of the Ring) in my head.

Not like literal gods fighting, titanic spiders sucking world trees dry and flying ships fighting mountain sized dragons but like basically bunch of exiled elves trying to adjust to the fact that they're banished from eternal elf sex land and now have to live with bunch of normies (men, dwarves) while singing sad songs about how much they miss elf sex land.

The voiceover is like one of the Netflix fantasy shows they adapt from a random rear end YA fantasy book then cancel after first season so lmao @ the actual show but at least it's in a time frame I'm slightly curious about.

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

bitterandtwisted posted:

Remember in Shadow of Mordor when they tried to do that and they were like, "uh how about Helm from Helm's Deep, maybe he's a nazgul? And Isuldur. But he gets better. "

Oh lord those were terrible but those games gave us big tiddy goth gf Shelob so idk it balances out

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
Those games were good

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I was cautiously optimistic about the LOTR series until I watched a few eps of Wheel of Time and all I'll say is "lol"

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Forgot they made Shelob a sexy lady who was modeled after a porn star.

jeeves
May 27, 2001

Deranged Psychopathic
Butler Extraordinaire
I personally like that their Twitter looks like "LOTRon" as in a something like youtube streamer named Ron that is way into the movies.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


stupid sexy sauron

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I was cautiously optimistic about the LOTR series until I watched a few eps of Wheel of Time and all I'll say is "lol"

Still the best thing about elf sex show is how Jeffy-B Yoshi jump dropped New Zealand after filming the first season by low balling entire country on tax breaks then peaced out to plague island for season two onwards.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I was cautiously optimistic about the LOTR series until I watched a few eps of Wheel of Time and all I'll say is "lol"

well, the budget for lord of the rings is like 6 times as much as wheel of time so it should at least look good

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

So what does the Book of Boba Fett say? Is it a religious text or something

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

Stink Billyums posted:

well, the budget for lord of the rings is like 6 times as much as wheel of time so it should at least look good

Oh my sweet summer child :shobon:

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



No. 6 posted:

Not installing an app just to see. Can someone describe for me?

if you replace the "www" with "old" it shuts off Reddit's NSFW filter slash app advertisement.

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.


love the same word twice in a title. haven't been this excited since Cube 2: The Hyper Cube

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

So what does the Book of Boba Fett say? Is it a religious text or something

It says that Boba Fett needs a posse. He's got Mulan, Machete, a baby Rancor, a rat catcher Droid, a Dwayne Johnson Wookiee, the Mod Squad Vespa gang, and next episode he's getting Mando back.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Stink Billyums posted:

well, the budget for lord of the rings is like 6 times as much as wheel of time so it should at least look good

Reminder that Jack and Jill cost 70 million

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

If I were the lord, I would have simply not pursued this ring forging plan. Doesn't seem like the benefits outweighed the risks

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

love the same word twice in a title. haven't been this excited since Cube 2: The Hyper Cube

lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring!!

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


No Mods No Masters posted:

If I were the lord, I would have simply not pursued this ring forging plan. Doesn't seem like the risks outweighed the benefits

He kinda got unlucky with the elves seeing through the plan at the last second. Went pretty well besides that.

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Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH0fMveCLpk

Now release the drat UHD already.

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