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"Why are all these creepy 6-year-olds trying to hug me!?"
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My dad could have taken out a LOT of six year olds in a fight. I need to find that picture of him using a chainsaw without a shirt so I can prove this..
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Someone early on ITT ruled out sports gambling but I doubt it would take too many exact Super Bowl/World Series score predictions to convince my parents to start betting the farm Hell, it worked for Biff Tanen.
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Do I have Biff's handy dandy almanac because I definitely don't remember the exact scores to sports finals games in 1993 off the dome. Again, I'm probably too stupid to be an isekai protagonist like the other tweet thread users
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On reflection, I think I'll take the $10m.
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projecthalaxy posted:Do I have Biff's handy dandy almanac because I definitely don't remember the exact scores to sports finals games in 1993 off the dome. Again, I'm probably too stupid to be an isekai protagonist like the other tweet thread users You don't need the scores, just pick winners. Pick a sport with a no ties. pick a team. Convert wins to 1 and losses to 0, and then you have a binary string. A 23 length binary string can be converted to a 7 digit number, it's like memorizing a phone number. If you want to get really fancy, pick a specific string of games that actually produces your own phone number or another easily remembered pattern like 8008135 (boobies). Hell if you can remember two phone numbers that's even better since you now have 46 days of bets. Bet a single dollar on your first game and double it (or whatever the odds are) every day. Then you just gotta find someone willing to take a 14 trillion dollar bet on a midseason baseball game and you're set for life. It's all very simple.
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Cleretic posted:No, but 'we got hacked and lost millions of dollars' is pretty much the worst thing you could have happen to you if your whole thing is speculative digital currency transactions. That's like IKEA announcing that their furniture has been melting recently. It's like that weird shop that makes furniture out of chocolate announcing that someone melted some of their furniture.
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Dachshundofdoom posted:Has the whole gifted kid thing ever worked out for anyone? lol I cannot believe that this red meat was thrown out there and the entire thread did not pounce on it.
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Are there smart people here
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freeedr posted:Are there smart people here Nah
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freeedr posted:Are there smart people here by definition, no
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if we were smart we wouldn't be posting here
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The guy who said he could bring down any plane in America in 10 minutes over the phone at age 6 was pretty smart
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freeedr posted:Are there smart people here Actually? Or self-proclaimed... Normally when the topic of gifted programs comes up you get a flood of posts like "oh man, I was considered so smart when I was younger but now [story about how their potential went to waste and they ended up living with the owls in an abandoned belfry]
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Lobok posted:Actually? Or self-proclaimed... It was goats and a dilapidated 1882 farmhouse with no utilities, but yeah
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freeedr posted:Are there smart people here The internet makes you stupid, so no
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Cocaine Bear posted:Imma go back and beat the poo poo out of the first monkey to use fire. Only genesplicer can do that.
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When I was in college I knew this guy who would offer to buy weed in bulk for people he knew. The idea was that everyone would give him $50, he'd go to the nearest city to his "hookup", buy an oz or two, bring it back and split it among his investors. What he would actually do is stay home, claim he was mugged by the dealer, and pocket the money. He must have done this about 4 or 5 times. I feel like I have a fairly good grasp of the crypto market because of that.
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https://twitter.com/kornbreadTMFS/status/1483748399299973122 https://twitter.com/AniTweetCity2/status/1483588330059096071 https://twitter.com/jasminericegirl/status/1483538806640840704 https://twitter.com/ConnorEatsPants/status/1483513000715857926 Dachshundofdoom posted:Hopefully that kicks in on my end soon. In the meantime, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFj9_9FPHwA
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Six year old me would unbookmark this thread because this is the worst derail
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Riatsala posted:When I was in college I knew this guy who would offer to buy weed in bulk for people he knew. The idea was that everyone would give him $50, he'd go to the nearest city to his "hookup", buy an oz or two, bring it back and split it among his investors. What he would actually do is stay home, claim he was mugged by the dealer, and pocket the money. He must have done this about 4 or 5 times. lol wow what a great way to get your rear end kicked eventually
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Six year old me would invent somethingawful.usenet
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Six year old me would invent somethingawful.usenet Well you'd have no problem recruiting moderators
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Beastie posted:Six year old me would unbookmark this thread because this is the worst derail I agree. Let's move on from the "travel back to age six or ten million dollars" hypothetical. Post tweets!
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theflyingexecutive posted:Well you'd have no problem recruiting moderators lmao thread saved
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Lobok posted:lol I cannot believe that this red meat was thrown out there and the entire thread did not pounce on it. Dachshundofdoom posted:Has the whole gifted kid thing ever worked out for anyone? Wayfair
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