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This is the most  -brained thing I've ever heardPros: 1+2) It will increase it's scarcity (available for free online) 3) It's so stupid people will watch it (does not generate revenue)
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As far as I can tell the GS are marketing entirely to 20-30 something white women with RBG mugs and presumably making a killing. Whatever they're open to transes and gaymossexuals so idgaf. Slay queens and princesses
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Jan 19, 2022 01:13
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Pitch posted:They're debating whether or not to mint an NFT of the book and then set the physical object on fire to enhance the scarcity and exclusivity of the JPG. all of that makes total sense
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Jan 19, 2022 01:45
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Somewhat monthly Vancouver real estate update all of the $500,000 mcmansions with $5,000 of landscaping
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Jan 19, 2022 03:15
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Complications posted:I'll need sunglasses, a trenchcoat, and three keyboards. How the gently caress are you going to get anything done without fingerless gloves, brainiac? Dungeon Ecology posted:the thought process is terrifying. rich people destroying physical things to upload a simulacrum version of it to the internet for 'scarcity.' Bronze age collapse becoming much more understandable by the day. Also I have an alternative theory to what caused it: dumb rich failchildren loving everything up on purpose. Orange Devil has issued a correction as of 10:07 on Jan 19, 2022 |
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Jan 19, 2022 10:05
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Colonel Cancer posted:NFTs for mentats, just imagine All my Atreides gone
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Jan 19, 2022 10:18
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Jazerus posted:imagining the reaction of a character in the dune universe to "hey we're gonna burn this book and put it inside a thinking machine" I keep telling you people this is how we get the butlerian jihad
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Jan 19, 2022 10:56
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Tom Scott did this years ago (but without the NFT scam).
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Jan 19, 2022 11:23
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This jpg of the Mona Lisa I have is going to be worth a fortune after I buy and destroy the original
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Jan 19, 2022 12:12
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Professor Shark posted:This jpg of the Mona Lisa I have is going to be worth a fortune after I buy and destroy the original oh god please no there is so much to a painting a jpg can’t replicate
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Jan 19, 2022 12:42
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Arivia posted:oh god please no there is so much to a painting a jpg can’t replicate It's fine, it'll be a VR experience in the metaverse
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Jan 19, 2022 12:52
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Arivia posted:oh god please no there is so much to a painting a jpg can’t replicate There is an option to upgrade to a higher resolution png and for subscription members a wallpaper
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Jan 19, 2022 12:59
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vyelkin posted:Making a video of destroying something and then selling the video as an NFT. Then maybe you can sell the video of you making the video as an NFT derivative, and then the video of you making the video of making the video as a derivative of the derivative, and so on. This would be great for people like me who probably can't afford the original burning NFT but once you go down the chain a few times I'll be able to buy a piece of history!!!
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Jan 19, 2022 13:11
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Learning about NFT’s was really depressing
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Jan 19, 2022 13:15
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Professor Shark posted:Learning about NFT’s was really depressing we wasted about a quarter of all progress in solar energy for this, thats more depressiong
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Jan 19, 2022 13:28
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Someone check on Nathan, because this is too Nathan Fieder. It's the end of the episode where he tells his crypto broskis that "So, I consulted with a lawyer and I've been told we won't own the copyright. Do you guys still want to hang out?"
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Jan 19, 2022 14:03
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Professor Shark posted:Learning about NFT’s was really depressing it’s really funny when you realize it’s just people taking that dumb rare Pepe meme and actually attaching millions of dollars to it.
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Now I want to see the Nathan Fielder version of Not Dune edit: or an episode where they buy the rights to one of the lovely novels from the universe and include the DV movie as a 2.5 hour backstory Professor Shark has issued a correction as of 14:32 on Jan 19, 2022 |
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Jan 19, 2022 14:30
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DrManiac posted:it’s really funny when you realize it’s just people taking that dumb rare Pepe meme and actually attaching millions of dollars to it. And of course there's a rare Pepe NFT. I mean you just knew that without me having to tell you, though.
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Jan 19, 2022 14:31
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HootTheOwl posted:Someone check on Nathan, because this is too Nathan Fieder. The problem: no one wants to buy my client's lovely drawings of cartoon apes. The plan: launch a sophisticated social media operation to convince the world that you can own a jpeg.
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Jan 19, 2022 14:54
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The insult caricature artist from one episode could make bank on NFTs.
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Jan 19, 2022 14:59
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I use this timestamp generator that makes autoupdating "this thing will happen in X hours" inserts for Discord. https://hammertime.djdavid98.art/ It now offers me the option to buy any given timestamp. "Own a piece of history! Time is a valuable asset, and this specific timestamp could be yours starting at just .216 ETH."
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Jan 19, 2022 17:27
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NFT of a timestamp? It's this. This is the stupidest thing.
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Jan 19, 2022 17:43
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Megillah Gorilla posted:NFT of a timestamp? If there exists at least one sucker willing to buy it, people will put in the effort.
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Jan 19, 2022 17:46
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Arsenic Lupin posted:I use this timestamp generator that makes autoupdating "this thing will happen in X hours" inserts for Discord. https://hammertime.djdavid98.art/ Everyone will simultaniously age a year as I own the 2022 date-mask
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Jan 19, 2022 17:48
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poemdexter posted:If there exists at least one sucker willing to buy it, people will put in the effort. A date that will live in infamy, because I bought the timestamp for December 7, 1941, 8:00 Hawaii time
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Jan 19, 2022 18:01
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vyelkin posted:A date that will live in infamy, because I bought the timestamp for December 7, 1941, 8:00 Hawaii time I’m buying the beginning of the Unix epoch so now every computer owes me money
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Jan 19, 2022 18:02
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Megillah Gorilla posted:NFT of a timestamp? Prepare for an even more stupid thing to emerge within the next week. NFTs of voting records?
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Jan 19, 2022 19:18
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NFTs of other NFTs
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Jan 19, 2022 19:25
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poemdexter posted:If there exists at least one sucker willing to buy it, people will put in the effort. also if there exists the perception that somewhere there might be a sucker willing to buy it cuz 99.9% of NFT's are unsold, or sold to the person who made them to try to fake demand, or whatever.
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skooma512 posted:Destroying the real to sell you the unreal, which was free the whole time. I'm really sad he died before crypto and nfts were big. I would have loved to read what he'd have to say.
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Jan 19, 2022 20:09
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I'm pretty sure the worst thing will be (already is?) a nft of child porn.
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Jan 19, 2022 20:51
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Of course, anime seems pretty central to the internet culture.
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Colonel Cancer posted:NFTs for mentats, just imagine rows and rows of mentats in the basement of the arrakis governor's mansion just guzzling spice and water and crunching hashes trying to mine the next spicecoin
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Jan 19, 2022 21:50
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Shame Boy posted:also if there exists the perception that somewhere there might be a sucker willing to buy it Oh absolutely. I assume most of the actual NFT's sold are fake demand buying from yourself.
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Jan 19, 2022 22:20
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I’m gonna mint the blockchain as an nft, that’ll transfer ownership to me right?
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ikanreed posted:I'm pretty sure the worst thing will be (already is?) a nft of child porn. That pre-dates NFT's as a concept, yeah. Someone put links to CP on the bitcoin blockchain years ago.
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You're not supposed to say the thing we all know out loud, didn't you get the memo to all the customer service reps!!!
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