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poisonpill posted:See you laugh but if I were a billionaire, I’d absolutely do exactly what Bezos is doing. Get completely shredded, move to a penthouse suite, and spend your time filming fanfic of your self-insert Lotr character He's such a loser lol
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The best way to be a billionaire is Notch. Just fat as gently caress in a castle and shitposting 24/7. If he wasn't a horrible racist I'd almost respect him.
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you: aw man the Amazon LOTR show is gonna be trash me, enlightened: Hey! Come derry dol! Can you hear me singing? Gimme the garbage!
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Jan 20, 2022 02:02
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That and the jellybeans dispensers
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Amazon LotR is going to be a gigantic steaming pile of poo poo and I'm going to watch every minute of it. 
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Jan 20, 2022 02:07
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Make more expanse seasons bezos you gently caress!! I need more Bobbie and Drummer kicking rear end!!!!
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Jan 20, 2022 02:08
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The LOTR show will be just like the Star Wars sequels. At first it’ll be like ‘oh thank gently caress this isn’t as horrible as those prequel movies’ but then resentment will grow as it will simultaneously be too much like the LOTR movies and also not enough like the LOTR movies
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Endless Trash posted:The LOTR show will be just like the Star Wars sequels. At first it’ll be like ‘oh thank gently caress this isn’t as horrible as those prequel movies’ but then resentment will grow as it will simultaneously be too much like the LOTR movies and also not enough like the LOTR movies It's going to have tits and cursing, lol
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I'm hoping for giant dwarf titties
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I’m getting the completely random vibe that The Batman is gonna flop, based on nothing
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mallratcal posted:I'm hoping for giant dwarf titties Absolute boulders
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as a tolkien dork i loved shadow of mordor and stupid sexy shelob and i will cackle as nerds get mad at elf titties or whatever
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I don't mind elf titties as a concept but I just don't think they really fit in LOTR
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mallratcal posted:I'm hoping for giant dwarf titties they motorboated too greedily, and too deep...
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Much like wheel of time and the bezos seasons of the expanse, it's going to be dull and juvenile writing.
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Gutcruncher posted:Just rewatched the Flash Gordon movie last night and wanna remind everyone that the movie is loving awesome and the Arrow 4k transfer is loving awesome. I got a BluRay/4k setup over Christmas and the first thing I watched was Flash Gordon. GutCruncher here has good taste is what I'm saying.
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LOTR show will be like Got except with source material that doesn't loving suck.
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keep punching joe posted:LOTR show will be like Got except with source material that doesn't loving suck. Yeah because that was the problem with GOT. That's why no one remembers the dumb GRRM poo poo like the Red Wedding or Ned Stark, and everyone remembers all the poo poo they came up with when they didn't have books to work from Now, give me something vaguely based off parts of the Silmarillion as interpreted by 1200 suits as Amazon: THAT will solve the GOT problem.
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Jan 20, 2022 03:44
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Who cares about elf titties. What everyone really wants is orc cocks.
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Waltzing Along posted:Who cares about elf titties. What everyone really wants is orc cocks. Or as I like to call em, Crocks.
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Waltzing Along posted:Who cares about elf titties. What everyone really wants is orc cocks. Meat's back in the menu boys 
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Fine, you convinced me. I’ll watch the dumb hobbit show
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Thing is, bezos being bezos and amazon being amazon why do i have a feeling there is going to be some stupid subplot trying to make sauron one of those "misunderstood villian" or worse, some kind of anti-hero tropes thats so loving common these days.
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in all fairness it was pretty whack for illuvatar to keep the power to create new beings to himself when melkor had so many great ideas
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Waltzing Along posted:Who cares about elf titties. What everyone really wants is orc cocks. Looks like meat's back in the men, you boys
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Looks like meat's back in the men, you boys Well done.
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Carpenter loves body horror and Sonic the werewolf hog is definitely body horror.
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Johnic the Carphog
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Arc Hammer posted:werewolf hog Jack was in the Howling movies?
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I think it was in one of the RLM commentaries they said Carpenter told a reporter he doesn't make movies anymore because he only wants to do what he can be best at, so he's focusing on being the best at playing Xbox
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I love that he just plays synth shows now because he wants to and his particular style has come back into vogue for a while
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A Single Sphink posted:Jack was in the Howling movies? Don't put that thought in my head. I will resent its absence.
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I heard The Thing described as bow-owAuschwitz and I felt the need to share that
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I always thought the idea with lotr was everything was legendary and everybody was 207 years old and 10 ft tall and the hobbits were normal size?
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the new lord of the rings is gonna be elven orgies, dwarves doin lines of lembas crumbs, viggo mortensen beheading jeff bezos irl, and its gonna own hard. edit or it will be like the hobbit and i wont remember any of it
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Hackers film 1995 posted:viggo mortensen beheading jeff bezos irl I have doubts
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Hackers film 1995 posted:or it will be like the hobbit and i wont remember any of it It's going to be 12 hours of Tom Bombadil singing jaunty tunes. drat right you are going to remember it.
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Tom Bomba's Dill Pickle and his Goldberries.
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