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PancakeTransmission
May 27, 2007

You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...


Plaster Town Cop

bowmore posted:

But you're only a close contact if you were with him for more than four hours right?
Correct. If you sit at work masked, even someone being positive within 1m isn't enough to force you to get tested.

So if you don't hang around "household-like" settings you don't need to get tested ever. Big brain moment 🧠

Which means there is literally zero point in checking in unless your state app notifies you - ours doesnt

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Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
https://twitter.com/chaser/status/1483990112170315780

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

McSpergin posted:

Yeh allegedly.

Both double Pfizer'd so idk what that affects in terms of transmission and such

Double vaxxed is like 30% protection of transmission vs Omni unfortunately

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


PancakeTransmission posted:

Correct. If you sit at work masked, even someone being positive within 1m isn't enough to force you to get tested.

So if you don't hang around "household-like" settings you don't need to get tested ever. Big brain moment 🧠

Which means there is literally zero point in checking in unless your state app notifies you - ours doesnt

A bunch of us in our crew got the Rona after a half hour in the lunch room for Xmas breakup. Of COURSE the very vocal anti-vax oval office didn't get it. I'd just love to wipe the smug off his face. Also today I mentioned the oral treatment so no needles - and he flipped out. Hiis initial excuse for not getting vaxxed was 'scared of needles'.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




how on earth is "afraid of needles" not an entirely embarassing lie?

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Imagine being a grown man and being terrified of needles

My favourite is that excuse but they're covered in tats

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


McSpergin posted:

Imagine being a grown man and being terrified of needles

My favourite is that excuse but they're covered in tats

Oh you hit the bell there. FULL of tats, even home and jail jobs. Got some good laughs being called out about it though.

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010

I got the rona on the same day i was ment to get my booster shot, but was denied taking time off because we had to 'keep the doors open' (so boss traded 4 hours off work for 7 days.) And it was about 30 mins in a lunch room that the positive person walked through maybe twice.
Boss also didnt tell anyone for 3 days that a staff member was sick (they knew once the + person applied for leave), and we work with the public, so everyday you get 10+ pings if you signed in.

About a day after you test positive NSW health is already sending you your ' get back to work' papers regardless of if you are still positive after 7 days.

There have been poo poo governments in the past, but holy gently caress is this a new level of fuckery

Mr McGowan, if your a goon and reading. gently caress opening the boarder. With no federal support you cant do it.

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?

well why not posted:

how on earth is "afraid of needles" not an entirely embarassing lie?

I had a blood draw when I was 17 in which the nurse missed my vein and just kept going despite me telling her that I thought something was going wrong because it really hurt. I ended up with a bruise that went from my wrist to my shoulder and I'm legit afraid of needles. I can't look at them without feeling like I'm gonna puke. So for me it's an embarrassing truth, I'm still vaccinated though.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


well why not posted:

how on earth is "afraid of needles" not an entirely embarassing lie?

There's an amazing video I can't find of some legend in a mass vaccination clinic absolutely freaking the gently caress out about the needle, with the very patient nurse waiting to inject, but still gets it.
Ends with about 100+ people cheering him in his seat.

Best mates brother straight up passes out at the sight of needles, but still got his shot at his GP and collapsed in his chair for 5.

Shout out to both of them, and anyone else that's petrified of needles but still got the boost.
People are just cunts that'll use any excuse not to get it.

EDIT: Found it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkEuNQuSSGI

Infinitum fucked around with this message at 12:27 on Jan 20, 2022

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




bee posted:

I had a blood draw when I was 17 in which the nurse missed my vein and just kept going despite me telling her that I thought something was going wrong because it really hurt. I ended up with a bruise that went from my wrist to my shoulder and I'm legit afraid of needles. I can't look at them without feeling like I'm gonna puke. So for me it's an embarrassing truth, I'm still vaccinated though.

That’s legit and a lovely thing to happen to you! But also, you’re plainly tougher than that dude even pretends to be.

yoloer420
May 19, 2006

bee posted:

I ended up with a bruise that went from my wrist to my shoulder.

Uh, that sounds like a clot dude. By the sounds of it they not only hosed up with the needle, they hosed up by not getting you on anti-clotting meds. Jfc.

Good job getting vaccinated! I know a couple of people who are afraid of needles, not the type of people you'd expect to be afraid of anything. They all got vaccinated though.

loving good on you.

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?
Thanks, that's kind of you to say :3:

I go ok with intramuscular ones, over the years I've managed to isolate my freaking out to just the ones where they need to go into veins. And I'm fine with tattoos, they're nothing like getting a needle imo

Don't know about it being a clot? I smoked and was on the pill at the time so I guess it's possible! Whatever happened though that nurse was awful.

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

Meskhenet posted:

Mr McGowan, if your a goon and reading. gently caress opening the boarder. With no federal support you cant do it.

I think he heard you

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

well why not posted:

how on earth is "afraid of needles" not an entirely embarassing lie?



McSpergin posted:

Imagine being a grown man and being terrified of needles

My favourite is that excuse but they're covered in tats


Phobias aren't logical.


bee posted:

I had a blood draw when I was 17 in which the nurse missed my vein and just kept going despite me telling her that I thought something was going wrong because it really hurt. I ended up with a bruise that went from my wrist to my shoulder and I'm legit afraid of needles. I can't look at them without feeling like I'm gonna puke. So for me it's an embarrassing truth, I'm still vaccinated though.


I have a problem with needles too. For vaccinations I just roll up my sleeve and keep my eyes closed so I never see it, and it's over so fast that it's ok.


But when they have to hit a vein? It's dicey every time. I've had 2 blood tests in the last 18 months and both times I was lying down comfortably, had a nice air con breeze on me and a wet towel. Still immediately felt violently nauseous as soon as they stuck me even though they got me first try.

3rd stick was a month ago when I went in for a scan and they wanted to do an iodine contrast. Had me blindfolded like a horse, but nope no good. As soon as they stuck me, the monkey part of the brain took over and decided I was dying and they had to stop. The nurse noted how I instantly went super pale in the face.


Last week I went in for dental surgery again. Due to a miscommunication I only discovered on the day that they weren't going to gas me before sticking me. They ran the IV into the back of my hand instead of the crook of my arm and did it quickly so I was ok. I'm reasonably certain if they'd tried my arm they wouldn't have been so lucky.

Long story short; brains are weird and phobias don't make sense.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Yeah but there's a difference between "scared of needles but mans up and gets it" and "using a phobia of needles to be a oval office just cause you don't want to get vaccinated"

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Well yeah.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Coles had toilet paper, Red Lea had heaps of chicken products and the butcher had heaps of everything. Feeling like I won the lottery.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Over the last few years I've had multiple penicillin shots in the buttcheek, B12 injections, blood draws for tests, a loving abscess in my tonsils drained with a huge needle, IVs for various procedures and regular blood donations, I never minded needles that much but now it's routine.

Never want another peritonsillar abscess drained again though, huge thick needle halfway down your throat, they don't knock you out, just give you some pissweak numbing gel. And they go back multiple times if they don't get it all so you know what's coming the second time :barf:

KajiTheMelonMan
Sep 2, 2004

I killed a Tuskarr
I've had probably a billion blood tests and needles while on this last epilepsy blood trial. Needles are just...not a thing.

Yet even the thought of being within 100 metres of a wasp's stinger - I can feel my eyes bulge looking for it, my blood pump so much faster, the taste of adrenaline, and the cold hand of Death wrap around my heart; all the while fighting every instinct to run the gently caress away screaming like a little girl.

I guess...size matters?

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I didn't realise you could get tetanus shots in the rear end and I feel dumb because it's a pain in the arm

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015



:ohdear:

PancakeTransmission
May 27, 2007

You gotta improvise, Lisa: cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...


Plaster Town Cop

Infinitum posted:

Yeah but there's a difference between "scared of needles but mans up and gets it" and "using a phobia of needles to be a oval office just cause you don't want to get vaccinated"
Especially with how many of these dudes at the rallies have tattoos. What, you can sit for 6 hours getting a portrait of Ned Kelly next to your 14/88 but a 5 second sting is too scawy? 🥺

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Imagine not having adjusted to food shortages in the last 2 years

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

But they come in packages of 6!

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Jestery posted:

Imagine not having adjusted to food shortages in the last 2 years

It's not like it's been constant.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Just picked up my new glasses and can't see a loving thing.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


You have to put them on your face, not just pick them up

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

I'm probably a bit biased wrt needles because as a teenager I was on a fairly heavy dose of Roaccutane which meant I had to have regular blood tests (monthly) for about 2 years and had a problem with ingrown toenails for a while so was getting regular surgeries done

How bad are the new glasses Lolie?

richardm
Jul 15, 2004

Lolie posted:

Just picked up my new glasses and can't see a loving thing.

A mate of mine got multifocals and it took her a while to get used to them and stop feeling "like I'm falling over". Did wonder for a day or so if the prescription was wrong but the optician said not and she did get the hang of them.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


richardm posted:

A mate of mine got multifocals and it took her a while to get used to them and stop feeling "like I'm falling over". Did wonder for a day or so if the prescription was wrong but the optician said not and she did get the hang of them.

I had to get my most recent glasses remade as they didn't add in my specific pupillary distance and ocular height, which meant where the lense focused didn't align with my eyes.

Hurt like hell trying to see through them

ColtMcAsskick
Nov 7, 2010

bee posted:

I had a blood draw when I was 17 in which the nurse missed my vein and just kept going despite me telling her that I thought something was going wrong because it really hurt. I ended up with a bruise that went from my wrist to my shoulder and I'm legit afraid of needles. I can't look at them without feeling like I'm gonna puke. So for me it's an embarrassing truth, I'm still vaccinated though.

Had the same experience just recently, minus the bruising. Nurse got the wrong angle and loving started twisting the needle to get it right. unbelievably painful as I felt the fucker rip through. I'm fine with needles but was barely holding on.

Once they decided they got it right they asked if I drinking enough water because it was only a trickle coming through. I drink like 4 litres of water a day lady you just hosed up

Admittedly I did go just before closing so they were probably tired after a long day, but even then!

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Infinitum posted:

You have to put them on your face, not just pick them up

big lol at this thank you dad

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

McSpergin posted:


How bad are the new glasses Lolie?

I'm having trouble finding the sweet spot for the laptop, which is going to be a problem if it continues.

They're OKish for reading and distance if I remember to move my head and not my eyes (which is what they told me to do). They did say that if I'm having trouble adjusting after two weeks to go back in and they will trouble shoot.

Lolie fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Jan 21, 2022

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?
The magpie baby is still hanging around. I have been feeding it lean mince with wombaroo mixed into it, still no sign of the parents. I spotted some other adult magpies trying to swoop it yesterday afternoon and I started freaking out that I was going to have a penguin bloom situation on my hands but it seems to be ok for now?

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

bee posted:

The magpie baby is still hanging around. I have been feeding it lean mince with wombaroo mixed into it, still no sign of the parents. I spotted some other adult magpies trying to swoop it yesterday afternoon and I started freaking out that I was going to have a penguin bloom situation on my hands but it seems to be ok for now?



a boy named swoop

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Got a golden retriever pup this week. God she's fun. I've done about 2 hours of my actual job since then.

H13
Nov 30, 2005

Fun Shoe

Airstream Driver posted:

Got a golden retriever pup this week. God she's fun. I've done about 2 hours of my actual job since then.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


How much did it set you back out of curiosity?

(Also post pics)

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Australia F1 Grand Prix introduced a blanket ban on medical exemptions in the wake of Djokovic

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-01-21/formula-1-melbourne-prix-no-covid-vaccination-exemptions/100772440

Almost like a goddamn precedent has been set.

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