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oh a bloo bloo bloo all media has to reach a certain bar of quality or life has no meeeeeeaning There will never be new content again, nor does the fact that I liked the old content matter anymore. Everything must be good or nothing is! Edit this is my gently caress you friday snipe 
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Groovelord Neato posted:How did Rise of Skywalker not do it already? Realtalk: Most star wars fans I talk to just pretend it never happened. Seriously. They're handling it through denial.
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sure okay posted:oh a bloo bloo bloo all media has to reach a certain bar of quality or life has no meeeeeeaning Same but unironically
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reignofevil posted:Realtalk: Most star wars fans I talk to just pretend it never happened. Seriously. They're handling it through denial. yeeesh
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Jan 21, 2022 18:13
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reignofevil posted:Realtalk: Most star wars fans I talk to just pretend it never happened. Seriously. They're handling it through denial. They deny now?
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My own thoughts are that I think it's great. I want star wars to become bigger and stupider than it ever has before.
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louie anderson was in return of the jedi. funny cameo
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Gutcruncher posted:Same but unironically
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reignofevil posted:My own thoughts are that I think it's great. I want star wars to become bigger and stupider than it ever has before. hmmm. this could make me interested in star wars again. maybe go the route of fast and furious and just lean into the force where everyone is an invincible huge muscle beef monster flying modded xwings into poo poo and fighting with giant lightsabers and saying catch phrases after every kill. also every character is wearing a greasy tanktop regardless of gender and they can breath in the vacuum of space
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Groovelord Neato posted:How did Rise of Skywalker not do it already? even as a kid I understood that the Prequels were basically The End of Star Wars ha ha alright well that was fun but it's time to pack it in folks how did anyone make it through the prequels with some sorta rabid fandom intact the last three movies would have been better for me if they'd been more of the same (the Prequels) like just a big stupid unrestrained messy explosion of dumbass ideas and like I guess to some extent they were that but for some reason I got much more of a joyless, shambling corpse in a Star Wars suit feel off of them depressing, not even fun to talk about because they're the kind of 'bad' that just sorta slides off your brain STARRR WARRRS?
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for all its faults i cant forget the casino planet in TLJ and how stupid it was
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reignofevil posted:My own thoughts are that I think it's great. I want star wars to become bigger and stupider than it ever has before. it's been doing that every year for the past 7 years how much bigger and stupider do you want it is this some sort of star wars bimbofication fetish
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Hackers film 1995 posted:hmmm. this could make me interested in star wars again. maybe go the route of fast and furious and just lean into the force where everyone is an invincible huge muscle beef monster flying modded xwings into poo poo and fighting with giant lightsabers and saying catch phrases after every kill. also every character is wearing a greasy tanktop regardless of gender and they can breath in the vacuum of space Star Wars definitely lacks beefcake and bikini models. I think we can all agree this would immediately improve the franchise. What happened to the movie that was gonna be "Top Gun but X-wings"? Perfect opportunity to add some T&A to Star Wars.
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PostNouveau posted:Star Wars definitely lacks beefcake and bikini models. I think we can all agree this would immediately improve the franchise. It has been delayed and taken off the production schedule due to other commitments Patty Jenkins has. I suspect it will never be made.
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Rest in power star of To Catch a Yeti, Meatloaf.
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PostNouveau posted:What happened to the movie that was gonna be "Top Gun but X-wings"?. Tom Cruise is NOT AN ADMIRABLE CHARACTER in Top Gun!!! Am I the only person on the planet who realizes this?! Also The Last Jedi came out in 2017 Lmao Five years later and Star Wars is still dead
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Speaking of Top Gun, Tony Scott movie rankings. Top Gun Crimson Tide Days of Thunder Spy Game Unstoppable Man on Fire Beverly Hills Cop 2 Taking of Pelham 123 Domino Déja Vu
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Arc Hammer posted:Speaking of Top Gun, Tony Scott movie rankings. This reminds me how almost every Tony Scott movie gives me a massive splitting headache.
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poisonpill posted:Five years later and Star Wars is still dead Rian Johnson was the hero we needed, after all 
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I just realized - how is Dewey alive in 5cream? Didn't he die in one of the ones I watched when it came out and never again? Did the machines put him back together?
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dang Mando was the only good Disney Star Wars thing and it looks like they dropped that in a pile of poo poo too lmao
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Jan 21, 2022 19:17
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shin godzilla was really good you guys!
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Days of Thunder is dumb as hell and I love it
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Groovelord Neato posted:I just realized - how is Dewey alive in 5cream? Didn't he die in one of the ones I watched when it came out and never again? Did the machines put him back together? Dewey keeps basically almost dying but not quite.
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kalel posted:hello thread. my friend who's really into star wars has finally been broken down by the terribleness of the book of boba Fett and he's having a nerd identity crisis. I'd like to ask the fine posters of the rlm thread how I can support my friend during this difficult transition in his life. thanks in advance GET HIM INTO GUNDAM
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Unlike that loving nerd randy. Who is dead. And never hosed. Loser.
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Gundam cures Star Wars
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Is there even a Star Wars movie in the works/planned? All I remember is the Top Gun in Space (more like cancelled lmao) and Obi Wan which are both TV shows. I guess Disney was like bruh we built all these sets, costumes and now that lured in nerds with Mando we can just shoot the same show over and over again in Tatooine and let the SW movies die in a ditch.
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There's apparently leaked footage of some Knights of Ren thing but I don't know if it's a show a movie or a video game.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:tell them to get a loving life lmao
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Arc Hammer posted:There's apparently leaked footage of some Knights of Ren thing but I don't know if it's a show a movie or a video game. it's fake
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Arc Hammer posted:There's apparently leaked footage of some Knights of Ren thing but I don't know if it's a show a movie or a video game. Knights of Ren? LM FUCKIN AO You surely mean the space My Chemical Romance that got hyped up for three movies and got deleted by Adam Driver under a minute? Boy, CAN'T WAIT!
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Galewolf posted:Is there even a Star Wars movie in the works/planned? All I remember is the Top Gun in Space (more like cancelled lmao) and Obi Wan which are both TV shows. People will evidently pay 8 dollars/mo to feed from the tatooine content tube, it is simply a superior business model to selling a 15 dollar movie ticket 0.5x/yr
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Gripweed posted:GET HIM INTO GUNDAM
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Make them watch The Expanse OP
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rise of skywalker made a billion so lets not pretend they are going to make at least one more trilogy. plenty of people to eat the slop. just might take a couple more years for producers to think people forgot.
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Mmm, slop. I hope it will be DARTH KRAYT and the New Sith (One Sith?) one from the Legends
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They spent 4 billion though just on the rights. I'm not saying they won't but the cost of production isn't even covered unless merch did REALLY well.
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It's complicated because you have to factor in that the disney wars execs are both incredibly lazy and sensitive to losing face. Torn between their competing instincts to just let robert rodriguez make the slop and to prove the haters wrong, I suppose more movies are inevitable, but I could certainly see the current tapering off continuing
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Jose Oquendo posted:It has been delayed and taken off the production schedule due to other commitments Patty Jenkins has. I suspect it will never be made. Her biggest commitment preventing her from working on it is "remaining to be the person primarily responsible for WW84".
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