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LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
drat, you just made me panic google CGP Grey to make sure he didn't do something stupid.

For those also out of the loop, Twitter will have Hex-shaped profile pics for users with NFTs.

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Sterf
Dec 31, 2004

This NFT thing is giving me heartburn, please make it stop

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/mikebeauvais/status/1484598438314618885?s=21

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


lol wasted

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
https://twitter.com/yarles_p/status/1484682530192183300

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Gotta say y'all have made the last two pages some of the funniest of this entire thread

Well done :golfclap:

Chloe Jessica
Nov 6, 2021
Pick 2.0
https://mobile.twitter.com/mountbellyache/status/1483510739390418945?cxt=HHwWgsC-nYrKvpYpAAAA

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/i0n1c/status/1484886783435612160

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





https://twitter.com/OakCliffDaddy/status/1482817948808925185

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/chris_mistry/status/1483672345478787074

https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1484572231552409603

https://twitter.com/OKWildlifeDept/status/1484173250498285570

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/nathanallebach/status/1484170441824555009

drat, I don't think I wanna gently caress the green m&m anymore.

Here's some marketing copy to make you want to hang yourself

Couple days late, but Mars is facing a lawsuit over human slavery in their supply chain.

https://twitter.com/von_owie/status/1484249083850145793

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




https://twitter.com/OKWildlifeDept/status/1484602395732561923?t=9FcmCJuqLyKawbhZhk_tQQ&s=19

Ramie
Mar 2, 2021

https://mobile.twitter.com/even_kei/status/1484952823162937344

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/emilygmonster/status/1484993057841897476?s=21

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

https://twitter.com/OKWildlifeDept/status/1484639057699246084

Ramie
Mar 2, 2021

https://mobile.twitter.com/tacticaldipshit/status/1485004703897296899
https://mobile.twitter.com/biggestjoel/status/1484745388053704705
https://mobile.twitter.com/benkesslen/status/1484743166179823616
https://mobile.twitter.com/kt_tessa/status/1484417955161018370
https://mobile.twitter.com/policefala/status/1484354954865217545

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

https://twitter.com/okwildlifedept/status/1484971267929395206?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/BeachPineapple1/status/1484745722356400135

https://twitter.com/jdcmedlock/status/1484958439641997313

ultrafilter has a new favorite as of 06:13 on Jan 23, 2022

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

They should get Red M&M on Tucker Carlson's show but he'll dress in the same heels and glasses as Brown M&M since they're the same body type. "Would you gently caress me, Tucker? I'd gently caress me."

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Lobok posted:

They should get Red M&M on Tucker Carlson's show but he'll dress in the same heels and glasses as Brown M&M since they're the same body type. "Would you gently caress me, Tucker? I'd gently caress me."

Noooooo they shouldn't. They probably will anyway though under a veil of "satire".

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1484890911364554755

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/lolennui/status/1484658321374076928

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
https://mobile.twitter.com/CannibalHoliday/status/1484547094673342468

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

I didn’t buy m&ms at lunch today because I’m so mad that this blatant m&m publicity stunt worked.

(I don’t care about the child slavery thing)

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Maybe you shouldn't use the cutest possible picture of a mountain lion when saying they're dangerous? It's like giving warnings about bears and having pictures focusing on their delightful fuzzy ears.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

It should be a photo of a mountain lion ripping someone's entrails out.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Brazil’s just has a take on shidding and farding

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

Horace posted:

I didn’t buy m&ms at lunch today because I’m so mad that this blatant m&m publicity stunt worked.

(I don’t care about the child slavery thing)

I didn't buy any because I only buy candies that I can gently caress and I guess that pool has gotten EVEN SMALLER thanks m&ms!

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


It was such bullshit when Toblerone stopped being thicc.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Morpheus posted:

I didn't buy any because I only buy candies that I can gently caress and I guess that pool has gotten EVEN SMALLER thanks m&ms!

Enjoy your new pack of Lifesavers.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/zxnaida/status/1484800034772160513?s=20

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Of course Iceland's is fish-related.

Chloe Jessica
Nov 6, 2021
Pick 2.0
https://twitter.com/oocpokemon/status/1471323907068248067?s=21

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://twitter.com/mountain_goats/status/1485316863609520139

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
The egg bagel
It has destroyed its bin
Yes
YES
The egg bagel is out

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

AlbieQuirky posted:

The egg bagel
It has destroyed its yoke
Yes
YES
The egg bagel is out

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Horace posted:

I didn’t buy m&ms at lunch today because I’m so mad that this blatant m&m publicity stunt worked.

(I don’t care about the child slavery thing)

They're going to see a bad quarter because people start caring about child slavery suddenly and corporate is going to assume it's because the M&Ms stopped being hot, and in 2023 all M&Ms will have an rear end.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Push El Burrito posted:

Maybe you shouldn't use the cutest possible picture of a mountain lion when saying they're dangerous? It's like giving warnings about bears and having pictures focusing on their delightful fuzzy ears.

That would defeat the purpose. If you accompany the warning with a picture of a mountain lion disemboweling something, people will be like "duh, of course I'm not going to bring that into my house." You gotta make the mistake an understandable one

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/LiviSymone/status/1485432620246786048?s=20

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