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“It can oxidize on my rear end” is my personal fave. Lots of good choices though.
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FizFashizzle posted:Big antivaxxer and tmz is reporting he died of covid lmao "I have it in my rear end" could arguably be sex-related, plz fix
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I love “I have Estonian dessert powder two”
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C-Euro posted:"I have it in my rear end" could arguably be sex-related, plz fix
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There is a Spanish idiom you use to say you were daydreaming: "pensando en la inmortalidad del cangrejo" which means, "pondering the immortality of the crab"
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https://twitter.com/nyashiats/status/1484582205070491651?s=21 This is probably similar
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Leperflesh posted:There is a Spanish idiom you use to say you were daydreaming: "pensando en la inmortalidad del cangrejo" which means, "pondering the immortality of the crab" Old timers used to say "pondering your navel" for day dreaming.
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I'm a little mad that the brits are trying to steal zero fucks given (and saddle us with 'I don't give a rat's rear end', come on we're not all boomers). Zero fucks given is not a British thing in fact they probably stole it from usBlindSite posted:Old timers used to say "pondering your navel" for day dreaming. I assume you've heard that as a noun, 'navel-gazer' or the verb 'navel-gazing'
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Play posted:I'm a little mad that the brits are trying to steal zero fucks given (and saddle us with 'I don't give a rat's rear end', come on we're not all boomers). Zero fucks given is not a British thing in fact they probably stole it from us Sure have. gently caress I got stitched up today. My brother asked if I could give him a hand to move some top soil today because his fiance is pregnant. Sure I says, being the helpful chap I am. Text him this morning - hey what are we moving today? 2 cubic metres of soil, one of mulch and one of manure. Going to spend my saturday literally shovelling poo poo. The things we do for family.
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https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1484619425328381955?t=s7-EjeWKYUvL0FHNkjV9Mg&s=19 is that bad
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Spoeank posted:is that bad The world is filled with almosts after all.
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Time to buy the dip!!!
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BlindSite posted:gently caress I got stitched up today. My brother asked if I could give him a hand to move some top soil today because his fiance is pregnant. Sure I says, being the helpful chap I am. Text him this morning - hey what are we moving today? 2 cubic metres of soil, one of mulch and one of manure. When I started this story I was wondering how you managed to cut yourself so bad you needed stitches by moving dirt around lol Spoeank posted:https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1484619425328381955?t=s7-EjeWKYUvL0FHNkjV9Mg&s=19 seems good to me
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I'm extremely skeptical there's already $1,000,000,000,000 worth of crypto...
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Freaquency posted:Time to buy the dip!!! Unironically probably sound financial advice since morons will never ever ever get rid of their precious crypto.
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Dango Bango posted:I'm extremely skeptical there's already $1,000,000,000,000 worth of crypto... worth? there's zero because there's no real value there. that amount of paper "value" disappearing? absolutely because the crypto bubble makes every other bubble look like child's play.
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fsif posted:Unironically probably sound financial advice since morons will never ever ever get rid of their precious crypto. Tulip prices will never be this low again!
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I can promise I am rooting for the total and complete decimation of anything crypto-related, but too many people with too much fiat money want to make it A Thing so it will probably just stay A Thing.
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Spoeank posted:https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1484619425328381955?t=s7-EjeWKYUvL0FHNkjV9Mg&s=19 You know what they say Fortune favors the brave
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Dango Bango posted:I'm extremely skeptical there's already $1,000,000,000,000 worth of crypto... "Market value" takes the most recent transaction amount for one (or a few) shares of something and presumes all of the shares are worth that. It's like if someone anywhere in the world paid $1000 for a beanie baby on eBay, we now magically assign a $1000 value to every existing beanie baby, and just ignore that there aren't millions of people with millions of dollars clamoring to all pay exactly $1000 for every beanie baby on earth. This is exactly how e.g. Musk, Gates, etc. are supposedly worth hundreds of billions, too: they own shitloads of stock, and of course they periodically sell some, they could totally reap a few billion if they sold all their stock at once but they absolutely could not convert their entire holding into cash in the space of a few weeks or even months and reap that full quoted valuation, because dumping that much stock onto the market would drive down the price. With crypto, the valuations are even more suspect. For one thing, a huge amount of bitcoin etc. is essentially destroyed/lost/vanished, but these valuations almost always count every single bitcoin ever mined. For another, the marketplace of people willing to shell out huge piles of cash to speculate on bitcoin is far more limited; and for a third, the glacial pace of actual bitcoin transactions means that the only way to handle huge volumes of exchange is via third-party exchanges, and those exchanges have a maximum amount of real-world cash they could hand out to their clients if those clients started selling coins and trying to cash out. In other words, there's no protection against a "run on the bank" with these exchanges, and no government FDIC type insurance backing them up so if a significant fraction of crypto holders ever tried to all cash out at once, the crash in price will occur more precipitously than it does with stock or real currency. So yeah there's not a trillion dollars "worth" of crypto; but there's totally several trillion of theoretical market value, which crypto-heads absolutely treat as if it were real money. Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Jan 21, 2022 |
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I know it’s dumb and not real but shucks howdy do I wish I got in on this dumb bitcoin train in the beginning. Tens of thousands of free dollars would have been nice.
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fsif posted:I can promise I am rooting for the total and complete decimation of anything crypto-related, but too many people with too much fiat money want to make it A Thing so it will probably just stay A Thing. loving same. I’d kill for Bitcoin to drop back to like $1,000, but I just don’t think it’ll ever happen unless the US outright bans it or something.
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Ornery and Hornery posted:I know it’s dumb and not real but shucks howdy do I wish I got in on this dumb bitcoin train in the beginning. If you had some bitcoin in 2009 and somehow managed to not lose it or have it stolen then yes, you would be alright. very few people actually did that except the criminals stealing them from everyone. there are always bubbles you could make money in. Crypto speculation is no different than any other bubble, and in fact has already bulged out and popped many times in dramatic fashion over the years.
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Bird in a Blender posted:loving same. I’d kill for Bitcoin to drop back to like $1,000, but I just don’t think it’ll ever happen unless the US outright bans it or something. It's gonna disappear faster than you think with the mandatory KYC stuff people have to start doing jan 2024. it sucks that the reg process for that is so drawn out, but a massive amount of the money involved is going to disappear before then because they do not want to report anything to federal authorities for obvious reasons.
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Mr. Nice! posted:If you had some bitcoin in 2009 and somehow managed to not lose it or have it stolen then yes, you would be alright. very few people actually did that except the criminals stealing them from everyone. My daffodils time to shine is soon! Tulips have had their day!
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Mr. Nice! posted:It's gonna disappear faster than you think with the mandatory KYC stuff people have to start doing jan 2024. it sucks that the reg process for that is so drawn out, but a massive amount of the money involved is going to disappear before then because they do not want to report anything to federal authorities for obvious reasons. I hope you’re right. Also hoping the fed raises rates because the cheap money has fueled these high prices too.
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/nyashiats/status/1484582205070491651?s=21 That’s not finding the equivalent but instead explaining the jokes. So slight difference.
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Playing AC:Odyssey while I wait for the new Horizon to come out and heh there’s a guy named Elpenor
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Spoeank posted:https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1484619425328381955?t=s7-EjeWKYUvL0FHNkjV9Mg&s=19 I dunno I'm still remembering when buttcoin crashed to $5K and welp
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Made some tacos for dinner tonight. They came out well, I thought.
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Its Rinaldo posted:Hard to mess up a taco You say that but the dude I dated who a)stuck his dick in a toaster oven and b) never drained his pasta because he didn't understand the concept of sauce once made tacos and hosed it up because he burnt the ground beef didn't use any seasoning at all, and mixed together canned diced tomatoes and corn as a salsa.
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Tulalip Tulips posted:never drained his pasta what the gently caress? so like.. pasta soup?
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