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Epicurius: Apr 10, 2010; College Slice

Visser, Chronicles Book #3

This book is written by KA Applegate herself.

Prologue

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�Honey?�

No answer. My husband was watching a game on television. He was preoccupied.

�Honey?� I repeated, adding more urgency to my tone of voice.

He looked over. Smiled sheepishly. �What�s up?�

�Marco�s fever is down. I think he�s basically over this thing. He�s asleep. Anyway, I was thinking of getting some fresh air.�

He muted the television. �Good idea. It�s tough when they�re sick, huh? Kids. He�s okay, though, huh?�

�It�s just a virus.�

�Yeah, well, take some time, you�ve been carrying the load. And if you�re going to the store -�

�Actually, I think I�ll go down to the marina.�

He laughed and shook his head. �Ever since you bought that boat � I think Marco has some competition as the favorite child in this household.� He frowned. �You�re not taking it out, are you? Looks kind of gloomy out.�

I made a smile. �Just want to make sure it�s well secured, check the ropes and all.�

He was back with the game. He winced at some error made by his preferred team. �Uh-huh. Okay.�

I stepped back, turned, and walked down the hall. The door to Marco�s room was ajar. I paused to look inside. I almost couldn�t do otherwise because the other voice in my head, the beaten-down, repressed human voice, was alive and screaming and screaming at me, begging me, pleading <No! No! No!>

Marco was still asleep. Or pretending to be. A good-looking kid, but small. Already, in his early adolescence, the stamp of failure was on him. He was too sweet-natured and trusting to ever make it very far in a hard world. A world that would only grow harder for humans.

Much harder, if I had my way.

I looked at him, one last time, as the voice in my head kept begging and begging. <Let me at least say good-bye, let me hold him one last time, let me kiss him, oh my God, no, no, don�t do this!>

But that was only a voice. The voice of someone who no longer had a say in what I did with this body, this life.

I left the house. I drove the car to the marina.

The wind was coming up. Earth really does have fascinating weather. So many different permutations. Blazing heat and brain-numbing cold; storms that bring violent winds or driving snows or rains so heavy they blot out all light.

I climbed out of the car and sauntered jauntily along to the boat, a small sailboat tied up halfway down the pier. Much bigger boats were tied up on either side. That was okay. I had all the boat I needed.

I climbed aboard and cast off the lines. I winched up the mainsail and took the tiller. I didn�t use the engine, not even for getting out of the marina. Anyone could guide a powerboat. It took skill to sail.

Sailing was one of the best things about being in a human. It was such a perfect blend of power and subtlety, bending to the inevitable and yet resisting great forces. Dangerous and exhilarating. You skimmed along between sea and sky, a part of each, trusting neither.

I raised more sail than was prudent and stood out toward the open sea. I would be seen sailing.

And seen to be carrying too much sail. That was important. Humans need someone to blame for every mishap. There is no room for random chance in the limited human cosmology. So I was providing them with the culprit: Me.

�She went out in bad weather,� they would say. �Carried too much sail. Amateur sailor. Weekend sailor. No respect for the sea.� That�s what they would say, and they�d blame the victim and move on.

In an hour or so, once I was out of sight of land, I would lower my sails and wait for a Bug fighter to come lift me off the deck. The engine backwash of the Bug fighter would capsize the boat.

Or I might put the Taxxon pilot to the test and see if he could ram the low-slung boat. That would puzzle the humans.

Either way, my body would never be found.

The husband, the son who belonged to the voice inside my head, they would think I had died.

The human woman named Eva, the husk, the human shell I lived in, would cease to exist as far as any human knew. I would be given the inevitable superstitious send-off. A ceremony, but there�d be no body to put in the grave.

Eva�s human mind would still be with me, of course. Still blubbering and weeping and begging, no doubt. But I had written the book on human infestation. I would have no difficulty controlling this woman.

I understood her, this mother-human. Understood her in ways neither she, nor anyone else, would ever be allowed to know.

The family had served me well, for a time, as I completed my knowledge of humans. But now I would have greater duties. Duties that would take me far from the dull life I�d accepted as a way to learn about our next conquest.

My time of lying low was over. The notice had at last come: I was promoted, leaping over so many desperately ambitious competitors to take the most powerful position short of membership on the Council of Thirteen.

I would spearhead the invasion of Earth. I would take charge of our greatest conquest. I would stand alone atop the Yeerk military hierarchy.

I was to become Visser One.

That's the drowning of Eva seen we've heard so much about. Two things I noticed and wondered. First, is Visser One right? Is the "stamp of failure" already on Marco? Or is this just Visser One imposing her cynicism and Yeerk morality on him, which is sort of my thought.

Also, her description of sailing as "the perfect blend of force and subtlety" seems to describe Visser One herself. Maybe it's no wonder she likes sailing.

Chapter 1

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�Honored members of the Council of Thirteen, I am present at this trial under protest. I do not deny your right to hold me for trial. You are entitled to know anything and everything about my loyal service to the Empire. But that my inquisitor should be none other than my most relentless enemy, himself a traitor, is intolerable!�

I spoke to the holographic representation of the Council. Thirteen Yeerks in various host bodies:

Nine Hork-Bajir, two Taxxons, and two whose host bodies were so concealed that I could not guess at their form.

They were dressed in dark red robes, so dark that they were almost black. They stood, motionless, held in place, suspended by gravity-neutral fields, fed by a continuous refined current of Kandrona rays.

The Hork-Bajir-Controllers wore a lightweight mesh beneath their robes to keep the wrist and arm blades from slicing through the robe�s fabric.

The two Taxxon-Controllers were bloated, monstrously inflated versions of the great centipedes. Both were attended by Gedds, ready with freshly killed meat to feed the eternal hunger that not even a Yeerk inside that feverish brain can control. Their ceremonial robes were as large as sails, wrapped around the raised front third of their bodies.

They were light-years away, of course. They would see me, my host face and body in three dimensions. They could also watch my vital signs, translated into universal equivalents. Blood pressure, heart rate, hormone production, all reduced to digital readouts a billion miles away. And they could, with a thought, call up whatever data had been compiled on specific events or locations or individuals.

They could also hear and see my inquisitor. They would hear his thought-speak voice-his host body�s normal mode of communication. His host body was the envy of the Yeerk Empire. For he alone, of all Yeerks, possessed an Andalite host.

He rested comfortably on four almost dainty hooves. His body was standard quadruped grazer: like an Earth deer or horse, or a Desbadeen limner.

He had an upper body similar to many species, but most similar, perhaps, to that of a human, with the symmetrical shoulders and hanging arms ending in multi-digit hands.

The face was mouthless, an Andalite oddity. Andalites eat by crushing and absorbing grasses through their hooves as they run. They communicate mind-to-mind.

There were three things that made the Andalites inherently formidable as enemies: their agile intelligence, their ability to shape thought-speak to either wide-band or private communication, and, of course, their faster-than-the-eye-can-see tails.

Many a careless Yeerk has died from the blade of an Andalite tail.

Beyond their impressive physical makeup there is the matter of Andalite technology. Specifically the morphing technology that allows them to absorb DNA from any animal source and then painlessly, and almost effortlessly, become that animal.

Visser Three remained silent as I complained. He was a fool, but not so great a fool that he would provoke the Council by trying to cut me off.

His eyes wore an alien smirk. He waited patiently. He had already won. I was his prisoner. This was his great moment.

�You will have plenty of time to make statements, Visser One,� a Council member said. I did not know who.

Visser Three, straining to sound obsequious, said <I would remind the Council that this creature has already been demoted. She no longer holds the rank of Visser One.>

�That was a temporary reduction in rank. This trial will determine whether that reduction is permanent. Or whether, indeed, Visser One is allowed to live. For now she will be referred to by her formal rank.�

Garoff? Was it Garoff speaking for the Council? I couldn�t tell. Nor could I be sure whether it was good news or bad that my mentor would be taking a leading role.

�Computer: the charges.�

In the Council�s chamber the computer read the charges against me.

�The Yeerk, Edriss-Five-Six-Two, holding the rank of Visser One is charged with the following crimes: treason by incompetence, which carries a sentence of death by Dracon beam; treason by violation of established procedure, which carries a sentence of death by Dracon beam; treason by sympathy with a subject species, which carries a sentence of death by Kandrona starvation; treason
by contact with the foul Andalite race, which carries a sentence of death by torture; treason by murder of subordinate Yeerks, which carries a sentence of exile to punishment duty.�

Five charges of treason. Four death sentences. My greatest fear was death by Kandrona starvation. And it was my most likely prospect. Unless I could outwit Visser Three.

<Now. Tell us your version of events,> Visser Three said.

�I�ll tell the truth,� I snapped.

<The Council will judge the truth or falsity of your statements. You�ve heard the charges. Do you acknowledge, deny, or claim mitigation?>

�I deny. The charges are lies. Not only lies, but unintelligent lies. Typical of you, Visser Three.�

He smirked, patient, in no hurry, enjoying this beyond measure. His large main eyes-Andalite eyes-watched me. The two stalk eyes roamed here and there, checking the equipment, watching the ceremonial thirteen Hork-Bajir guards that stood at attention around our small, secure room. I knew that even now Visser Three felt a measure of fear. But not of me. We were on Earth, and

Earth has not been kind to Visser Three. A small guerilla band has bedeviled his efforts to follow through on the great conquest begun by me. Visser Three believes these guerillas to be Andalite survivors of their destroyed Dome ship.

I know differently. Yes, the group no doubt contains one or more Andalites. But it also contains humans. Humans who have, somehow, acquired morphing technology.

<It will be for the Council of Thirteen, wise leaders of the far-flung Yeerk Empire, to decide whether the accusations are true or false,> Visser Three said, sanctimony in every syllable. Then, in private thought-speak that only I could hear, he added, <And when they convict you it will be I who administers the punishment. It will take a long time for you to die, Visser One. I can make a Kandrona starvation last weeks.>

I showed nothing on my human face. I was no longer able to show much emotion on my human face. The left side of my head was burned almost beyond recognition, bled and black and raw. My mouth was twisted from blows delivered while imprisoned.

I had been badly injured in a fall. A final, terrible battle between Visser Three and me. A battle that had been engineered, I later realized, by the so-called Andalite bandits, in a rather clever and ambitious attempt to have Visser Three and I kill each other.

The Visser�s threat was real. I knew that if the Council found against me, Visser Three would keep me in agony until I lost my sanity. But it could not be much worse than the last month of captivity. My broken bones, right leg, left arm and shoulder, ribs, and by burned flesh had been left untreated. All could be easily repaired. None had been.

I could not cut myself off entirely from the pain my host felt. Not without releasing my host altogether. She felt the pain, and so did I. But she did not share the deepest pain: Visser Three had kept me on the edge of Kandrona starvation. I was weak. Wracked with pain. Already in the bare, early stages of Kandrona starvation. Only a Yeerk can know that feeling.

My host, the human, Eva, had been emboldened by my weakness. I no longer had the strength to silence her voice inside my head. She taunted me. Distracted me. She hates me, of course.

<Soon he�ll kill you,> she said. <Soon evil will destroy evil.>

<The pain may well be yours as much as mine,> I told her.

<No, no, it won�t,> she said. <Because for you it will be defeat. For me it will be liberation.>

I tried to ignore the voice. I had greater problems than a jeering host.

<Begin,> Visser Three said. <You may tell your tale in any order you choose. This is your defense. There are no limits except for one: You must end within one feeding cycle. You have three days.>

Liar. He knew I was within half a day of needing Kandrona rays. But he would not defeat me.

No, not even now. I would tell my tale. Most of it.

I looked into the hologram, looked at each member of the Council in turn. And I began.

So, this is the first time we see the Council of Thirteen, or at least most of them, not counting the two in the robe. It's also interesting that of all the charges that carry the death penalty, the most severe one, the only one that's punished by death by Kandrona starvation is "sympathy with a subject species". I think it says a lot about the way Yeerks think.

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# ? May 25, 2024 11:10

Fuschia tude: Dec 26, 2004; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

Did I miss something, or unlike in #12 does Marco's condition... not actually get resolved? And it never even gets a :techno:

explanation?

# ? Jan 20, 2022 03:46

Epicurius: Apr 10, 2010; College Slice

Fuschia tude posted:

Did I miss something, or unlike in #12 does Marco's condition... not actually get resolved? And it never even gets a explanation?

It gets a technical explanation, sort of. In Chapter 12, Ax tells them that emotional distress can screw up morphing. It never gets resolved, though, other than we can assume that Jake yelling at Marco to get over it is what Marco needed to feel better.

# ? Jan 20, 2022 04:00

Capfalcon: Apr 6, 2012; No Boots on the Ground,
Puny Mortals!

Just lol at Visser Three charging someone else with murdering subordinates.

# ? Jan 20, 2022 04:51

FlocksOfMice: Feb 3, 2009

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treason by murder of subordinate Yeerks, which carries a sentence of exile to punishment duty.�

I'm shocked Visser Three isn't before the council for this daily. There has to be a line between "punishing failure" and "Visser Three getting angry and killing a dude because he had the bad news."

# ? Jan 20, 2022 05:01

cptn_dr: Sep 7, 2011; Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies

Clearly that's because failing Visser Three is classed as suicide.

# ? Jan 20, 2022 06:16

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

FlocksOfMice posted:

I'm shocked Visser Three isn't before the council for this daily. There has to be a line between "punishing failure" and "Visser Three getting angry and killing a dude because he had the bad news."

Comms must be cleared through Visser Three directly, via your supervisor, see directive 6622.45

# ? Jan 20, 2022 06:56

Fuschia tude: Dec 26, 2004; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

FlocksOfMice posted:

I'm shocked Visser Three isn't before the council for this daily. There has to be a line between "punishing failure" and "Visser Three getting angry and killing a dude because he had the bad news."

That does kind of raise the question, how is this 3d holographic trial being conducted instantaneously, anyway? If they all have FTL comms, why hasn't a resistance member anonymously uploaded V3 Underling Murder Supercut.mp4 to LiveYeerk already?

# ? Jan 20, 2022 07:42

ANOTHER SCORCHER: Aug 12, 2018

They're political crimes, essentially. It's treason by murder of subordinate Yeerks. V3's murders of subordinate Yeerks are all in service to the glorious Yeerk Empire, of course.

# ? Jan 21, 2022 00:14

Ravenfood: Nov 4, 2011

FlocksOfMice posted:

I'm shocked Visser Three isn't before the council for this daily. There has to be a line between "punishing failure" and "Visser Three getting angry and killing a dude because he had the bad news."

If Visser 3 ever ends up before a tribunal for whatever reason and has already lost his position, I'm sure all of those deaths would be brought up against him. They're looking the other way until they aren't.

# ? Jan 21, 2022 00:22

Capfalcon: Apr 6, 2012; No Boots on the Ground,
Puny Mortals!

ANOTHER SCORCHER posted:

They're political crimes, essentially. It's treason by murder of subordinate Yeerks. V3's murders of subordinate Yeerks are all in service to the glorious Yeerk Empire, of course.

Ravenfood posted:

If Visser 3 ever ends up before a tribunal for whatever reason and has already lost his position, I'm sure all of those deaths would be brought up against him. They're looking the other way until they aren't.

Good points. They're not saying murdering subordinates is, inherently, treason. Still, it speaks to how Visser Three's "leadership" style is probably the closer to the Empire's mean that we might otherwise think if they have to codify a specific punishment for murdering subordinates. I imagine more than one bitter sub-visser had an "accident" happen to an underling who was about to get a promotion.

It's especially interesting that it's the one crime that doesn't result in death. No sense wasting that many Yeerks who are perfectly capable of directing slave labor around, I suppose.

Still, it just goes to show how much the Yeerk Empire is a totalitarian hell state rife with factions and cliques working for their own end. We already saw Visser One play some power politics on Three at the start of the series, to the detriment of the Empire's goals, and you don't have political trials with rivals prosecuting each other in a remotely stable system.

# ? Jan 21, 2022 02:10

Epicurius: Apr 10, 2010; College Slice

Chapter 2

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My name is Edriss-Five-Six-Two, of the Sulp Niar pool.

I will begin this story at a time in my career when I controlled a Hork-Bajir host body and held the rank of Sub-Visser Four-hundred-nine. My area of specialization was intelligence. Current assignment? Target acquisition.

I was part of a team that analyzed data from a wide variety of source. Data that would, we hoped, lead us to what we all longed for so desperately: a Class-Five subject race.

I was young. Young to be a sub-visser, but already impatient to be more. And this job was surely not the path to greater things.

I was third in command at the Olgin base, a dusty, irrelevant backwater of bare-bones buildings on the day-night line of a moon we�d actually purchased from the Skrit Na.

As the Council knows, the Skirt Na are useless as hosts, and not terribly threatening as foes. But there was no point in starting unprofitable wars, so rather than seize the base, we bought it. The price? A captured Andalite drone ship.

Cheap. And still we overpaid.

Olgin base was good for only one thing: Its Zero-space transit point made it convenient for quick data transmission from the widespread elements of the fleet, and from our two main plants: the Taxxon home world, and the Hork-Bajir home world.

Our own planet was then, as now, surrounded by orbiting Andalite warships. The day would come when we would retake our world and the pools that spawned us. But not yet. The Andalites were still too strong for us to risk a head-to-head, all-out conflict.

Before we could face the Andalites we needed a more numerous, more agile, more adaptable host. Gedds were clumsy and weak, with senses that were distorting and unreliable. The Taxxons were allies more than true hosts, and in any event, not even the most strong-willed Yeerk could control the insane, cannibalistic hunger of a Taxxon.

The Hork-Bajir had done well for us. They were naturally strong and dangerous. Clumsy for detail work, but the other strengths compensated.

As the Council knows, the problem with the Hork-Bajir was that there simply weren�t enough of them. The Andalites, those moral paragons, had exterminated most of the Hork-Bajir race rather than let it fall into our hands.

We had thousands of Hork-Bajir. We needed millions of hosts. My task - which seemed futile at the time - was to find those hosts.

Anyone at Olgin base with the slightest influence, the most tenuous connection to a highly placed officer, managed to get reassigned. Yeerks were leaving all the time. And replacements, poor, unwanted trash for the most part, were being sent to us.

One of my duties was to indoctrinate the new recruits. I started as they de-shipped. The ship berths were not a pleasant environment.
Cargo was constantly in motion, by puller and pusher, by strap, and even carried on the backs of Gedds.

�There are five classes of alien,� I said, eyeing the dozen Gedds, Hork-Bajir, and Taxxons lined up before me. �Who can name the five?�

Several started to answer, but I held up my hand, indicating they should remain silent.

�I should say � who can name them if I mention that the mangling of a single word, or the misstatement of a single fact will result in your being fed to Taxxons?�

This was my little joke, of course. It is nearly impossible to get a coherent sentence out of a Gedd mouth. And flatly impossible with a Taxxon who can, at best, hiss and sputter in its own language. Meaning no disrespect to the council members who hold Taxxon hosts.

Hork-Bajir are the best communicators, of course, despite their brains� innate quirk of confusing various languages.

No one laughed at my joke. Good. They were beginning to understand: I was the boss. They were mine to dispose of as I saw fit.

�There are five classes of alien,� I continued. �Class One: those physically unfit for infestation - the Skrit Na being a good example because of their annoying need to phase. Class Two: those who can be infested but that suffer from serious physical drawbacks - such as the Taxxons and our own Gedds. Class Three: those that can be infested, suffer from no physical debility, but exist only in small numbers and cannot be quickly bred.� I used my hand to indicate my own Hork-Bajir body.

�Four: those that would be excellent targets for infestation but that are, for now at least, too formidable to challenge. Can anyone name an example?�

Dead silence. They all knew the example, of course. But they were afraid that saying it out loud might constitute treason.

�Oh, come, come now,� I prodded. �We all know who we mean: our former mentors and present-day tormentors, the Andalites.�

Nervous glances. Like maybe I�d crossed the line myself.

�And then, there are Class-Five aliens: Aliens who are right for infestation, exist in large numbers, and do not have the power to resist us. That, my fellow Yeerks, is our mission here. To find the real, live example of Class Five.�

�If theyrrrr even rrrr-exist� It was one of the Gedds.

I stepped close. �Your name?�

�Rrr-Kilgam-Thrrrrree Rrr-Two-Nine.�

Quick as lightning I struck. My wrist blade swept up and across. The Gedd�s throat gushed blue blood. The body collapsed instantly. He clutched feebly at his throat. I was glad it was a Gedd. If it had been a Hork-Bajir I couldn�t have wasted the host body, even as a lesson.

Kilgam-Three-Two-Nine tried to crawl out of the Gedd�s ear. He made it halfway before the host body died.

They say it�s very, very difficult to get out of a dead host before death reaches you as well. Very difficult.

I reached down and with my sharp Hork-Bajir claws I widened the ear canal. I picked up Kilgam and handed him to one of the Hork-Bajir.

�Better take him to the pool,� I said.

�But � But, Sub-Visser, I � I don�t know where it is, we just arrived at this base!�

So I led the way to the pool. I had made my point: Their lives were mine, never mind the new regulations against killing subordinates. If they displeased me, they would die, law or no law. But I was not unreasonable. As I had the power to kill, so I had the power to give life.

That�s the subtlety so many Yeerks miss. Threats are very useful. But for the more subtle, and thus complete control over your subordinates, you need the helping hand as well as the killing blade.

I had given the same speech, the same demonstration of seriousness a dozen times. I�d never failed to instill a sense of duty in my charges.

And yet, it was all pointless. We were searching for something that might not exist. And something that, in any event, would not be found by we poor, abandoned nonentities on a base the Empire had forgotten.

I was feeling rather self-pitying as I lead this latest collection of half-wits to the pool, when I was interrupted by a rushing Hork-Bajir. It was my adjutant, Methit-Five-Seven-Two.

�Sub-Visser! Sub-Visser!�

�Yes, Methit?�

�A report. Just in. One of our people, a sub-visser stationed on the Taxxon planet, has just forwarded a report of a new species.� Methit caught his breath.

�And?� I prodded.

�And he claims � the report is, that it�s Class Five.�

I felt my Hork-Bajir hearts jump. �Probably a false alarm,� I said blandly. �What is this species called?�

�Humans, Sub-Visser. They are called humans. And � and the report claims that they may exist in large numbers. Not millions. Billions.�

So we see that Visser One is a compassionate boss. And, really, this chapter brings up the fact that, among the Yeerk, laws exist at the convenience of the powerful. Even if there's a law against killing subordinates, if you're strong enough to do it, you can do it and there's no consequence. The law is a weapon. It's because Visser One is weak right now that she's on trial. That's the real crime; being weak and out of favor.

Chapter 3

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That report came from the Yeerk who would later rise to the rank of Visser Three. Of course back then he was a lowly sub-visser, like myself. Higher on the ladder, certainly, but still a sub-visser.

I was very skeptical of the report at first. But then the holograph images began to arrive.

Transmission speed was slower then. It took hours for the images to load up in the computer. I sat, staring, transfixed by pictures of two humans.

They were gender differentiated, like Andalites and Hork-Bajir. One was male. He gave his name as Chapman. The other was female. Named Loren.

They had been taken by the Skrit Na. Of course, the Council is familiar with the habits of the Skrit Na. They are forever visiting planets, kidnapping local species, and performing inexplicable medical experiments on them, carrying them off only to return them later, and so on.

The Skrit Na, true to form, had seized these two humans for reasons known only to the Skrit Na. A passing Andalite fleet evidently spotted the Skrit Na ship and decided to board it. We do not know why. Perhaps Visser Three knows why, but I do not.

In any event, the Andalites boarded the Skrit Na ship and found the two human captives. Then, again for reasons I do not know, this single Andalite scout ship headed for Taxxon space.

They may have been following a second Skrit Na ship. One did land at the Taxxon spaceport shortly before the Andalites arrived and seized one of our transport ships in orbit.

They used this transport ship to evade our defenses and land on the Taxxon planet. There were various events associated with that time, although the sequence is uncertain in the record.

What we do know is that at least one of the Andalites, and the two humans, were taken by Yeerk security forces. Taken, though not held for long.

Two humans, three Andalites. And not just any Andalites. The leader of the expedition was an Andalite War-Prince named Alloran-Semitur-Corrass. Alloran the criminal who released the Quantum virus into the Hork-Bajir home world and helped to deprive us of the full fruits of our just victory there.

The members of the Council murmured. They knew the name Alloran. Of course they knew that name. There was only one Andalite-Controller. One Andalite host. Nevertheless, I drove the point home.�

Members of the Council will mark that name: Alloran. This is the Andalite who later became host to none other than Visser Three.

�And one other of the three Andalites in this party, though a mere cadet, also bore a name that will be remembered by Yeerks: Elfangor-Sirinial-Shamtul.�

Another reaction, stronger this time. The name Elfangor was a curse word. No other single Andalite has done us more damage.

�Yes, honored members, it was Visser Three who, on that fateful occasion, came into contact with the mass-murderer Alloran and the criminal Elfangor.�

�Ponder that fact. Keep that fact in mind as I continue with my story. Keep in mind that Visser Three, this very Yeerk who charges me with treason, met, communicated with and, I charge, befriended Alloran and Elfangor!�

The same Council member who had spoken before, stirred. �What are you implying, Visser One?� I could see now that it was, indeed, Garoff-One-Six-Eight.

�I imply nothing,� I said. �I do not imply. I assert! I avow! I accuse, honored members, I accuse!� I pointed a finger at Visser Three. It�s a wonderfully useful and dramatic human gesture. I stuck out my unbroken right arm and pointed a trembling finger at Visser Three. �I accuse! There! There is your traitor!�

These are, of course, the events of the Andalite Chronicles. Also, as Visser Three is learning, the danger of denouncing someone is that they can denounce you right back.

# ? Jan 21, 2022 04:08

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

I love the little commentary on pointing.

# ? Jan 21, 2022 04:17

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

This hyper-serious alien space trial has suddenly turned very Ace Attorney out of nowhere.

# ? Jan 21, 2022 05:00

OctaviusBeaver: Apr 30, 2009; Say what now?

The way the Yeerks interact with each other reminds me of Wormwood and Screwtape in the Screwtape Letters.

# ? Jan 21, 2022 05:03

freebooter: Jul 7, 2009

I think one of the reasons this book works so well is because the frame narrative is genuinely its own narrative in addition to the backstory, and advances the series' overall plot.

The Council all wearing robes - even the Taxxons - is hilarious and gives me Robot Elders from Futurama vibes:

(That has to be a Star Trek reference right? Given both the Futurama writers and KA were big fans?)

Epicurius posted:

That's the drowning of Eva seen we've heard so much about. Two things I noticed and wondered. First, is Visser One right? Is the "stamp of failure" already on Marco? Or is this just Visser One imposing her cynicism and Yeerk morality on him, which is sort of my thought.

"Stamp of failure" is definitely a harsh Yeerk way of putting it, but I wouldn't be surprised at all if the Marco we know - often ruthless, cynical and hard - developed after his mother's death and he was a different sort of kid beforehand.

# ? Jan 21, 2022 08:54

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

It's also a sign of how easily the Yeerks underestimate their foes.

# ? Jan 21, 2022 09:02

QuickbreathFinisher: Sep 28, 2008; by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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OctaviusBeaver posted:

The way the Yeerks interact with each other reminds me of Wormwood and Screwtape in the Screwtape Letters.

Wow, this is extremely accurate. Could definitely see KAA being a Lewis fan. The Ellimist has a slight Out of the Silent Planet tinge to him.

# ? Jan 21, 2022 15:28

feetnotes: Jan 29, 2008

Animorphs came first of course, but Venture Bros. had a Council of Thirteen too. They were all (initially) shadowy, hidden figures, not just two of them.

In any case, whether it's akin to a robot elder or Dr. Z, you just gotta read the "council representative" type role like Garoff in a theatrical, over-the-top manner, right?

# ? Jan 21, 2022 19:22

OctaviusBeaver: Apr 30, 2009; Say what now?

feetnotes posted:

Animorphs came first of course, but Venture Bros. had a Council of Thirteen too. They were all (initially) shadowy, hidden figures, not just two of them.

In any case, whether it's akin to a robot elder or Dr. Z, you just gotta read the "council representative" type role like Garoff in a theatrical, over-the-top manner, right?

There's no textual evidence that the head of the Yeerk Council of Thirteen is not David Bowie.

# ? Jan 21, 2022 21:03

Epicurius: Apr 10, 2010; College Slice

OctaviusBeaver posted:

There's no textual evidence that the head of the Yeerk Council of Thirteen is not David Bowie.

It would explain a lot about the Yeerks, actually.

# ? Jan 21, 2022 21:37

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

They've proven already they like faking their own deaths

# ? Jan 21, 2022 21:40

Strom Cuzewon: Jul 1, 2010

I'm loving these court room theatrics. Next person who accuses me of implying something is in for a right shock.

# ? Jan 21, 2022 23:24

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

OctaviusBeaver posted:

There's no textual evidence that the head of the Yeerk Council of Thirteen is not David Bowie.

Epicurius posted:

It would explain a lot about the Yeerks, actually.

There are no known human members of the Council of Thirteen, and no one has thus far been able to prove that David Bowie was 100% human. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

# ? Jan 21, 2022 23:39

Epicurius: Apr 10, 2010; College Slice

Chapter 4

quote:

<Silence!> Visser Three erupted. He leaped forward, whipped his Andalite tail up over his head, blade quivering, ready to strike, ready to slice my head from my shoulder.

�Are you so terrified of the truth, Visser?� I demanded.

<I killed Elfangor myself! I morphed and lifted him up and ate him!>

�You were eliminating a potential witness against you, Visser Three.�

<I�ll kill you now!>

It was perfect! The fool was unable to control himself and by his own wild panic had given credibility to my charges.

�Desist, Visser Three,� a voice said. A Hork-Bajir voice. Again, it was Garoff-One-Six-Eight. The member responsible for counterintelligence. So. He would be speaking for the Council throughout my trial. Which meant his opinion would count for a very great deal.

Garoff also controlled the security troops ringing Visser Three and me. A word from him would send Hork-Bajir slashing into us.

Visser Three shook with the effort to control himself.

I smiled at him and whispered, �We shall see who is really on trial here, Visser.�

�There will be no more disruption,� Garoff said calmly. �Visser One, continue. But stick to your narrative. You are not to engage in conversation with Visser Three.�

I bowed my head in submission. I had scored my points. I had planted suspicion of Visser Three in the minds of the Council.

And Visser Three knew it. The smug look was gone, wiped away. It was beginning to dawn on him that his own life was now at risk.

<Now who�s the fool, Edriss?> my host, Eva, sneered. <They�ll execute you both. You can�t be saved, honey. They�ll starve you, Edriss. And my son will live to dance on both your graves!>

<Your precious Marco won�t survive this, that I promise you!> I threatened.

She laughed. She, better than anyone, knew my weakness. She, better than anyone, knew I�d die rather than hand Visser Three a victory over the �Andalite Bandits.�

I continued, speaking again to the Council. Carefully projecting the calm of the innocent, in contrast to Visser Three.

In any event, Council members, I received this information of a new species. A possible Class- Five species. My assignment was to validate and evaluate the data.

Accordingly, I directed all our long-range technical capability toward the planet these humans called �Earth.� Unfortunately, I did not have a precise location. The Skrit Na are excellent record keepers, and their ship�s computer would have shown the precise location, however, somehow that ship was allowed to escape Taxxon space. That Skrit Na ship � in the custody of Visser Three �escaped.

No doubt a coincidence.

What I did have available was the Skrit Na�s trajectory out of Z-space. That was data in our orbital and deep space sensors. I could extrapolate. I narrowed the location of Earth down to an area of approximately four-thousand systems.

It took a full year, eliminating system by system, those without planets, those with no planets that could support carbon-based life-forms, and so on. In the end I narrowed it down to three possible systems.

I reported this fact to my then superior, Sub-Visser Seventeen, the new base commander. I was told that I was wasting my time.

And I was told that I was to be transferred. My new post would be anti-insurgent work on the Taxxon home world. I would be given a new host body. A Taxxon.

A Taxxon. With all that implied for those not of very high rank. I nodded toward the two Taxxon Council members. The eternal hunger. The life in tunnels. The knowledge that any slight injury would be fatal, as I was set upon by other Taxxons, eaten alive!

I had discovered the location of a Class-Five species! And I was to be exiled to the Taxxon home world. It was insane! Insane!

I knew that something was wrong. Someone � someone � was working to keep the secret of Earth hidden. My supervisor, Sub-Visser Seventeen? Yes of course. But at whose behest?

I rolled my eyes toward Visser Three and was rewarded by the sight of several Council members unconsciously following my lead, looking toward Visser Three. Of course I found out later that Visser Three had nothing to do with the orders. They were mere stupidity, not conspiracy.

Members of the Council, I had a choice. I could follow my orders, consign myself to the Taxxon home world where my death could be easily arranged by the very person who had arranged my transfer � I could abandon the only Class-Five race known to exist � or, I could violate my orders and go in search of the species that could make us supreme throughout the galaxy.

It was no choice at all. As a loyal Yeerk, I had to defy my treasonous orders. And so I did. I enlisted a subordinate, Essam-Two-Nine-Three, a fellow Hork-Bajir Controller, and took a scout ship and set off alone through Zero-space in search of Earth.

<You stole a ship!> Visser Three yelled. <By her own words she is convicted of a death penalty offense! Honored Council members, she has just forfeited her life! Let me take her now, right now.

She has no right to live a moment longer!>

�Silence!� Garoff snapped. �The Council has long known about this, and has long since pardoned the offense.�

Visser Three started to object, stopped himself, fell silent.

Garoff�s black-red hood moved slowly, side to side. �Visser One, I believe you have previously recorded the incidents involved in this part of your story on memory dump?�

I nodded. �Yes Council Member. I made a memory dump shortly after -�

�Then I suggest we all access the Memory Transfer Protocol. We can see the original, true memories that way. And without interruption.�

<Yes, that would be best,> Visser Three jumped in. <The memory dump is the best, truest way to see events as they transpired.>

He paused just for a beat, then added, <It leaves us to wonder why Visser One has not chosen to make memory dumps of other, more recent events. What is she hiding?>

Garoff said, �Yeerks of Visser rank are not required to make memory dumps. That indignity is reserved for lower ranks.�

�I will make a complete memory dump available,� I said quickly. �The instant that Visser Three agrees to do the same.�

A bluff, of course. Neither of us could afford a total memory dump. There are more than a hundred death penalty or exile offenses. In the course of acting as a loyal Yeerk Visser I had probably violated a third of them. And, of course, Visser Three had violated still more, beginning with summary execution of subordinates. Visser Three had slaughtered subordinates by the poolful.

And, of course, no Yeerk had risen to the Council without breaking the very laws they promulgated.

I locked eyes with my foe. We were two experienced, expert killers. Two leaders of Yeerks.

Two generals.

Only one of us would survive this trial.

The Council accessed the Memory Transfer Protocol. Visser Three did the same. All of us would see what happened to me on that desperate mission, just as it happened. They would see it through my senses, my memories. Just as I saw it. Just as I felt it.

I accepted the patch that was applied to my head by a Taxxon technician. I would see the same memories as all the others.

But for me, the protocol was unnecessary. I remembered every detail.

Every detail.

What she says is what we were saying....no Yeerk has risen to the Council without breaking the law they promulgated. She also manages to plant that suspicion that Visser Three found out she knew where the Humans were and planned to kill her for it (while in reality, she knows it was just mindless bureaucracy). But this is Yeerk politics, which is all brutal backstabbing.

Chapter 5

quote:

Stored Memory Transfer Protocol

Essam-293 turned to me, his eyes wary, concerned. �I have rechecked our supplies, Sub-Visser,� he said. �My initial calculations were correct. We have enough food to keep our host bodies alive for only seven more days. Enough water for only three days. If one of us leaves his host and returns to the mini-pool, the other host body can survive for twice that time.�

�If this is the right system all that computation will be moot,� I said. �If this is not the correct system then yes, you will leave your host and return to the mini-pool.�

�Yes, Sub-Visser.�

�Don�t worry so much, Essam. If we have to kill your host we�ll soon find you a replacement.�

He nodded his Hork-Bajir head. He knew I was lying. By now Essam had figured out that I was on an unauthorized mission. If things went badly he would be blamed, same as me. Even if things went well, he might not be given a new host anytime soon. None might be available. And, of course, he had to consider the possibility that I would simply kill him to simplify my life and stretch my supplies.
But Essam was no fool. He knew better than to challenge me openly. I had chosen him carefully.
He was a Yeerk of narrow expertise: a pilot and technician. He had at one point risen to the rank of sub-visser. But he had suffered demotion for an incident of poor judgment. While on patrol he had allowed a handful of Hork-Bajir to escape aboard a neutral Desbadeen ship.

A Yeerk who failed to understand that diplomatic niceties like �neutrality� were nonsense was unfit for command.

I had sensed this peculiar weakness in Essam, this confusion of purpose. This lack of serious ambition. That made him perfect for my purposes. I needed a competent servant, not a competitor.

We translated from Zero-space, popping suddenly out of the blank, white closeness of the place that is no place, into the blackness of real space.

�Congratulations, Essam. That was excellent navigation.�

The yellow star was very close. Close enough to make you flinch. From my vantage point it could be seen clearly as a seething mass of burning, churning, erupting gasses, not as the atmosphere dimmed thing one sees from a planet surface.

I aimed the sensors away from the star. Out toward the planets. The sensors began to churn out raw data.

There were two medium-sized gas giants, one with an attractive set of rings. Both had a number of moons, some of which, at least, might sustain life.

Essam looked questioningly.

�No,� I said. �We�ll start with the planets. Moons later.�

He was curious. �Is there a reason?�

I smiled. �Instinct. I have been searching for this species a very long time. I pictured them with a true planet. Not a moon.�

Further out from the two big gas spheres were smaller gaseous planets. But in closer to the yellow star were four solid-form planets.

The one nearest the star was tiny, brutally hot, not a likely prospect. The next out, though larger, was nearly as hot, with terrific winds and pressures. It might sustain life, but not the soft-skinned things I�d seen in the holograms.

The third and fourth planets were clearly the most likely to be populated. One was the red of oxidized ferrous metal.

The other, the third planet, was blue.

My heart leaped. I knew. I knew.

And then the sensor data began to explode into the computers and onto the screens. The blue planet was spewing forth radio band signals, X-ray signals, microwave signals in a profusion that simply overwhelmed the computers. The ship�s sensors were intercepting trillions of bits per second.

The blue planet was alive.

I put the ship into high orbit around planet number three. We needed time to prepare. I couldn�t afford to just go blundering in, Dracon beams blasting. If I handled this first contact badly it could lose us this species for all time.

I needed to assess their strengths and weaknesses. I needed to know whether what we saw before us, this blue and green and brown sphere at the edge of nowhere was a true Class Five. Or whether, despite what I�d seen of the humans Loren and Chapman, we were dealing with a Class Four: another race, like the Andalites, too powerful for conquest.

At that moment, watching the raw-data totals, the unimaginable trillions of bits of electronic data swamping our computer, I was worried. How could any species generate this much data and not be formidable?

I began to draw off samples of the data. Much of it was incomprehensible. It appeared to be composed of auditory or visual tracks. Snatches of conversation:

�Hey, t�sup?�
�Nothin�, man.�
�Yeah. Same here. So what did he say?�
�He was all, like, �no problem.� And I was like �uh, reality check, okay?��
�No way!�

And a type of conversation that was accompanied by rhythmic sounds arranged in patterns. And there was a more complex type of data that combined conversation with the rhythmic sounds and had a visual element as well. There were images of humans wearing body coverings, sitting close together while rhythmic sounds played, then stopped. Then the humans conversed.

�Welcome back to Today. In this half hour we�ll be talking with our panel of military analysts about the latest developments in Operation Desert Storm. And, in our cooking segment � �

It was bewildering. Absurd. Insane. Too much, far, far too much. Why would there be a need for communications this frequent? The only necessary communications are orders from above, progress reports from below, and basic logistical matters. The entire Yeerk Empire did not generate a thousandth of this data.

�What�s in orbit?� I asked Essam.

He interfaced with the computer. �Perhaps a hundred nonnatural objects, all apparently small, automated transmission or surveillance devices.�

�No ships? No orbital weapons arrays?�

He rechecked the computer. �Sensors show several thousand atmospheric craft below, but none beyond the atmosphere. No evidence of orbital defenses. And there are very few sensors aimed outward from the planet. Those sensors are simple visible light or X-ray detectors.�

�The moon?�

�I detect signs that humans have visited their moon, but no humans are currently on the moon.�

Essam shook his head disparagingly. �Feckless creatures, that much seems certain.�

I began to experience renewed hope. No space based weapons. No spacecraft at all, at least not at the moment. By contrast, the environs of the Andalite home world bristled with weapons and teemed with ships.

The humans were no Class-Four species.

�We�ll never understand this species from up here,� I said. �We have to land.�

Essam hesitated. �Sub-Visser, you yourself said that we need data on these creatures.�

�Yes. But we have too much data. Too much to know where to start. We need a human to act as translator.�

�Is that wise, Sub-Visser?�

�Wise? Maybe not, Essam. But if those creatures down there are a Class-Five species I�ll be a full Visser. If they are not, I�ll be executed for disobeying an order. It�s time to find out.�

He started to say something, stopped himself.

�You worry too much, Essam. Those creatures down there? Those humans? They�re mine, Essam. Mine!�

So a few interesting things here. First of all, we see the Yeerks don't really have "civilian" communication. No entertainment broadcasts, no news, no cellular phone calls. Radio waves are just used for military communication.

Also, what are your thoughts about Essam so far?

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:17

FlocksOfMice: Feb 3, 2009

Oh, so they cop to it, if the Council was forced to acknowledge Visser Three killing subordinates all the time he'd be on the chopping block and Yeerk politics is predicated on breaking the rules and not getting found out and they all know it. I love this, this is great so far.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:37

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Epicurius posted:

Also, what are your thoughts about Essam so far?

The stamp of failure is on him.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 06:02

OctaviusBeaver: Apr 30, 2009; Say what now?

That weakling should have started a second, simultaneous war against an entire species to grab a dozen Hork Bajir.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 06:11

Mazerunner: Apr 22, 2010; Good Hunter, what... what is this post?

FlocksOfMice posted:

Oh, so they cop to it, if the Council was forced to acknowledge Visser Three killing subordinates all the time he'd be on the chopping block and Yeerk politics is predicated on breaking the rules and not getting found out and they all know it. I love this, this is great so far.

Probably even less of the 'not getting found out' so much as 'being valuable/important enough that ousting you is not worth the effort, until it is, and then all those previously ignored violations become ammo'

# ? Jan 22, 2022 08:37

Capfalcon: Apr 6, 2012; No Boots on the Ground,
Puny Mortals!

Lol at Visser Three being dumb enough to actually fall for that low tier bait. If I was on the Council of Thirteen, I wouldn't for a second belive the charge that he was conspiring with the Andalites, but I'd honestly start thinking of replacing him with someone less boneheaded simply for rising to that bait.

Epicurius posted:

Also, what are your thoughts about Essam so far?

Dude is the classic example of a mid tier bureaucrat in a tyrannical state. A guy smart enough to follow the rules but not smart enough to realize the rules are only there as an excuse for the strong to punish the weak. If you make your bosses happy, the laws have no threat to you.

Mazerunner posted:

Probably even less of the 'not getting found out' so much as 'being valuable/important enough that ousting you is not worth the effort, until it is, and then all those previously ignored violations become ammo'

It's also telling that once you get to Visser rank, you don't have to do memory dumps. Not because Visser are more trustworthy. If anything, it's the exact opposite. If they had to start enforcing all the laws on the leadership... well... They'd run out of Vissers before they ran out of crimes.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 08:47

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

It's not so much an empire as a giant mutual hostage situation

# ? Jan 22, 2022 10:40

Ravenfood: Nov 4, 2011

I do think it is interesting that the Yeerk homeworld actually isn't "free". To some extent the Empire is an Empire in exile because they don't actually have the strength to push the Andalites off their own home planet yet, or, presumably, to fight the Andalites on the Andalites' home territories either.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 11:10

ANOTHER SCORCHER: Aug 12, 2018

It�s funny that Visser One�s accusations against Visser Three actually carry more weight because backstabbing and double-crossing is how the whole Empire is run.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 16:49

disaster pastor: May 1, 2007

ANOTHER SCORCHER posted:

It�s funny that Visser One�s accusations against Visser Three actually carry more weight because backstabbing and double-crossing is how the whole Empire is run.

Yup. Visser Three was assuming that he was favored enough, and Visser One was disgraced enough, that he could take her overlooked crimes and now finally use them against her. But he's quickly learning that she's not yet at the point where the Council is willing to hear about them, and, likewise, that he's not yet so above reproach that the Council will automatically overlook any of his crimes she brings to light. He walked into the room with his ego fluffed, thoroughly convinced that this was all theater with a foregone conclusion and he was going to see his greatest rival destroyed and everything of hers given to him; actually, he's in a fight and now he's been caught flatfooted.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 17:31

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

The really sad thing is, if you put One in charge of infiltration and Three in charge of combat, they'd be a highly potent team. But as always, egos.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 21:03

WrightOfWay: Jul 24, 2010

Is Visser Three actually good at combat? He's certainly personally formidable but it seems like his only real military victory on screen in the series so far is defeating a vastly outnumbered Andalite Dome Ship at the beginning.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 21:23

Remalle: Feb 12, 2020

WrightOfWay posted:

Is Visser Three actually good at combat? He's certainly personally formidable but it seems like his only real military victory on screen in the series so far is defeating a vastly outnumbered Andalite Dome Ship at the beginning.

At the very least being able to read Alloran's brain seems like it would be a massive strategic advantage for him.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 21:27

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

He had them cold in book 5, and springs a couple of pretty good traps. He's certainly a better fighter than infiltrator.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 21:46

Epicurius: Apr 10, 2010; College Slice

WrightOfWay posted:

Is Visser Three actually good at combat? He's certainly personally formidable but it seems like his only real military victory on screen in the series so far is defeating a vastly outnumbered Andalite Dome Ship at the beginning.

At least a few times, we see him set up effective ambushes against the Animorphs.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 21:47

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# ? May 25, 2024 11:10

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

And there's plot armour too. The animorphs escape death by mere millimetres at least once per book; V3 should have killed them several times over but they keep rolling 6!

# ? Jan 22, 2022 21:53

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