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fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1484992182541074438

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Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Prole posted:

I'm absolutely shook, guys. Apparently there's Islamophobia in the Conservative and Unionist Party. When did this come in?! They've always been so good on Islamic issues(!) Like Tim - a giant of his profession - this has *shocked* me. 🤪

https://twitter.com/ShippersUnbound/status/1484971565657776128?t=SSNczDDgmVr2uZDNF5hI6g&s=19

"What are these bigots gonna do, sack me?"

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
can't wait for Baroness Warsi to loudly complain about the endemic Islamophobia in the Tory party and then still refuse to leave

blunt
Jul 7, 2005


Countdown until Boris divorces Carrie to (try and) save his job.

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

The second most inevitable divorce in history after Elon and that rapper

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Theyre semi seperated

killerwhat
May 13, 2010


Addicted to parties! Is that a new excuse line? Some kind of medical exemption

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

jiggerypokery posted:

The second most inevitable divorce in history after Elon and that rapper

Grimes is a singer. Well, was, now she's just a crypto innovator

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

Failed Imagineer posted:

Grimes is a singer. Well, was, now she's just a crypto innovator

Married to the grimes like stormzy. Fire_emoji.jpg

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

If there's now a media focus on the flat parties, that might mean that photos of the flat post decoration might appear. I don't think any interior shots have been made public since the renovation, only photos of older installations by the same interior designer.

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

I bet it's dope. He spent more on "a bit of wallpaper and some drapes" than my entire house cost

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

jiggerypokery posted:

I bet it's dope. He spent more on "a bit of wallpaper and some drapes" than my entire house cost

I bet it’s hideous. Money =/= taste.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Which is annoying when you have neither.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Julio Cruz posted:

can't wait for Baroness Warsi to loudly complain about the endemic Islamophobia in the Tory party and then still refuse to leave

To be fair to her she knows she only gets an audience on it because she's still in the party, the second she leaves is the second the press no longer gives a poo poo about her pointing out how islamophobic they all are. and I imagine the Tory party know they can't kick her out because it will prove her right

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

therattle posted:

I bet it’s hideous. Money =/= taste.

It'll be a British version of this imo

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
do you think theres an employee in that lion?

also lol if your toy cars have to be limousines so you don't get confused

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

That's just what the queen's house looks like though.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQPi1ll_7-k

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Z the IVth posted:

Passport chat - I'm curious as to why doctors aren't allowed to sign unless they "know you personally" and they then exclude GPs from the list.

A questionable 'friend' who lives near Romford in an area with a large Pakistani population has a theory that it is because there are so many scams (because of the demographic) that doctors have been banned.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

OwlFancier posted:

That's just what the queen's house looks like though.

yeah but its supposed to, its got high ceilings and stuff. Not curtain wall glass 100 storeys up. I mean it still looks awful but its appropriately awful.

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

happyhippy posted:

He hasn't had a kid with every possible woman in the country yet.


Oh bloody hell. How are we doing this, going through alphabetically by surname, or will we be summoned to the nearest fridge next time Johnson is in the region?

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
It's the women who look like his mother and also find custard binbags sexually attractive.

The list isn't as long as some people would have you believe, but the combination of those fetishes seems to provide an astonishing boost to fertility.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

jiggerypokery posted:

I bet it's dope. He spent more on "a bit of wallpaper and some drapes" than my entire house cost
Well, he got paid a lot, and some new decorations were put in, but I wouldn’t be willing to go further than that.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Lady Demelza posted:

Oh bloody hell. How are we doing this, going through alphabetically by surname, or will we be summoned to the nearest fridge next time Johnson is in the region?

Thank goodness I'm too old to spawn without drastic medical intervention!

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

I picture that dude who turned his flat into the starship enterprise

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
MIchael Phelps (the swimmer) has sparked a row about transgender swimmer Lia Thomas.

Anyway, while reading the assorted comments on Facebook, someone mentioned Schuyler Bailar as a transman who competes with men and beats them.
I hadn't heard of him before.

The reason I am posting this is it might be a useful piece of info to know (if you didn't already) if you get caught in those debates at all.

(I'm not fleshing this out too much because my eyes are closing and my brain needs sleep ZZZZzzzzzz )

cyril sneeeer
May 3, 2021

by Pragmatica

goddamnedtwisto posted:

In London the TfL traffic webcams are regularly turned off at the request of the police or government, certainly whenever there are protests or large-scale police operations in an area covered by them, but also when VIPs or high-profile prisoners are being moved[1], when the blue lorry is rolling[2], and sometimes for no discernible reason[3]. Oh and there's also a deliberate 3-minute delay put on the feeds around Westminster. Just because the people at the top are snorting incompetents, the civil service still has plenty of people with attention to detail and enough reflexive secrecy to realise that lots of journos (and fubpee weirdos) would never think to actually go look, but would definitely sit there with an M20 webcam open to look for evidence of delays.

[1] It's quite funny that they realised running vans full of the (accused) most dangerous people in the country from prisons around London to the Bailey or the Court of Appeal was a bit of a security risk, so they built the new high security remand centre at Belmarsh with video links back to the courts - but judges being the kind of people who think silk gowns and horsehair wigs are appropriate work attire weren't having any of that, so instead we just have one big van moving from one place outside London, with only very limited routes available in to the centre of town. Presumably they hope that the crims never realise that they can just stand on two street corners in Thamesmead to work out when the van leaves and the way it's going Also of course they shut down the cameras for the Royals going out for a spin; maybe one day we'll have at least one of them in the back of one of those vans, too.
[2] This is one of those weird things that anyone in central or east London will have seen multiple times but apparently they'd never bothered to think more about how weird it is that at least once a week a 7.5T lorry in royal blue drives from somewhere in the City to somewhere out on the A12/A13 corridor, escorted by four marked police bikes, 2 or 3 armed response units, and normally a couple of unmarked Range Rovers too. Like if you commute by car or bus in east London you'll get stopped by police at least once a month to let it past. It's *probably* moving used banknotes from the Bank of England out to the De La Rue plant in Debden for destruction (it only ever seems to be escorted on the way out of London, not back in), but the van's also been seen coming out of various other buildings in the City and around Whitehall, so it might also be other stuff going out to Debden for destruction or possibly to the reputed long-term storage facility near Billericay.
[3] I mean it's possible the camera covering the Vauxhall Cross junction is just particularly unreliable, but it does seem to have a weird pattern of breaking for a couple of hours then coming back, completely unrelated to large windowless vans or unmarked green Land Rover Defenders going in and out of MI6.

what IS that smell around the blackwall tunnel

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.
I don't really know how to express this idea: its like some whip kayfabe is being temporarily lifted and journalists are pretending to be shocked about what whips actually do.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


I don't blame him in the slightest. Scotland is famous for putting anything in a pie that can't actively fight its way out through the crust, but at least most of it is edible. Scotch pies are just a solid blob of cheap gristly mince stuck to the bottom of a pastry case, and they're utterly disgusting.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
The entire concept of the whips would probably collapse if MPs routinely recorded all their "quick words in private".

Whip: A quick word in private, if we may?
MP: Okay. [Muttered] Hey Siri, start voice recording.
Whip: What was that?
MP: Nothing. [Whistles]

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

domhal posted:

I don't really know how to express this idea: its like some whip kayfabe is being temporarily lifted and journalists are pretending to be shocked about what whips actually do.

(pretending to be) shocked about the blindingly obvious is literally all journalists do when they aren't just making things up entirely, so it's not very surprising.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
I think the difference is that while it's fully expected that whips will threaten the career of an individual MP, threatening the welfare of their constituents is beyond the pale. There is a difference between saying "if you go against the whip you are never getting called up to a committee" and "if you vote against the whip we will close your local hospital"

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

I wish more papers would do this

https://twitter.com/mrgrahamreed/status/1484608865052381191

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

MIchael Phelps (the swimmer) has sparked a row about transgender swimmer Lia Thomas.

Anyway, while reading the assorted comments on Facebook, someone mentioned Schuyler Bailar as a transman who competes with men and beats them.
I hadn't heard of him before.

The reason I am posting this is it might be a useful piece of info to know (if you didn't already) if you get caught in those debates at all.

(I'm not fleshing this out too much because my eyes are closing and my brain needs sleep ZZZZzzzzzz )

Phelps was asked about it in an interview and ummed and ahhed, not really knowing what to say. He called for a fair and level playingfield and lol that now loads of people are attacking him for being an unfair genetic freak (their words not mine) just in himself.

The problem is the winning, Lia Thomas is smashing records and winning everything whereas Schuyler Bailar is quoted as saying he used to be competing for wins but now is fighting for 16th place but that its worth it.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

cyril sneeeer posted:

what IS that smell around the blackwall tunnel

Depends what you mean, and when you smelled it. Before 2000 the area was definitely one of the more interesting smellscapes in London. Working north-to-south you had:

- The slack area at Bow Creek on the Lea (still happens but less frequently) - mostly smelled of stagnant salt water and assorted pollution
- The Pura baby food factory at Leamouth (closed around 2005) - really weird musty smell, occasional burned food
- The scrap yard just over the northern entrance to the tunnel - burned metal from cutting
- The tunnel itself - diesel and petrol fumes obviously, with that weird petrichor smell whenever it rains
- Northumberland Wharf, where rubbish from Tower Hamlets and a couple of other London boroughs is loaded onto barges for shipping down to landfills (or to go onto bigger ships off to Asia for "recycling") - general bin-lorry smell
- The Nobel factory in west Silvertown - it makes paint, not dynamite, and is a fair distance from the tunnel, but it's responsible for a *fascinating* mix of smells - mostly hot plastic, but undertones of rotting fish, ozone, acetone, and really just about every other chemical smell you can think of. Also the last factory left of the massive chemical industry that used to exist around (and repurpose waste from) the old Beckton Gas Works, which would have made Silvertown and North Woolwich an area that stank even by the standards of pre-1953 London
- The river itself - mostly doesn't smell these days unless there's been very heavy rain and the CSOs have overflown into it.
- The chemical factories next to Greenwich Gas Works (closed 1997) - these were the *real* stink-makers. Lots and lots of rotten-egg hydrogen sulphide (yes, that *is* extravagantly poisonous), also a weird yeasty smell sometimes, plus all the other colours of the pollution rainbow
- The Blue Circle cement plant west of the southern tunnel approach (closed 1997) - mostly a sort of hot, damp smell from the kilns, sometimes a hard-to-describe smell halfway between burned toast and burned sugar. There's a smaller concrete mixing plant on the southern edge of the site that just smells of diesel
- The big recycling plant in Charlton - bin-lorry *and* burned metal and plastic smells
- Finally there's an LPG evaporator plant at the southern edge of the gas works site, near the B&Q and Ikea, that smells of mercaptan (the stuff they add to natural gas to make it smell) if you're right next to it.

Plus of course the smell of the savage, orc-like inhabitants of south London generally.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
There used to be a chicken "factory" (people called it) near my school. If the wind was in a certain direction the smell was unholy. I haven't smelled anything like it before or since. People would run between lessons desperate to get inside.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
We lived in Calne in Wiltshire for a few years in my youth. There was a Harris pork pie factory there (closed in 1982). The stench if the wind was blowing in the wrong direction was horrendous.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

My high school was built right next to a decommissioned dyeworks and despite it not being used for about 20 years, it still loving stank of ammonia on a warm day. Lord knows what it must have been like while it was operating.

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notaspy
Mar 22, 2009

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Plus of course the smell of the savage, orc-like inhabitants of south London generally.

I don't see us "savage, orc-like inhabitants" of South London so aggressively, and mindlessly slagging off you (presumably) North Londoner's.

Or maybe you were looking at a mirror when you typed this.

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