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coelomate posted:I've hated crypto since I learned about it in 2011, but am curious about the inner workings of smart contracts.  "what if I *touch* this poop but just like really fast?"
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coelomate posted:I've hated crypto since I learned about it in 2011, but am curious about the inner workings of smart contracts. I say go for it! Just don't use blockchain for it because that'll just make everything about it worse
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Why don't they call it w3b?
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coelomate posted:I've hated crypto since I learned about it in 2011, but am curious about the inner workings of smart contracts. there are a number of technical breakdowns of the eth contract language if you're interested. they are hilarious if only because of how incredibly bad it is at everything
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ymgve posted:I do think this is misinterpreted or exagerrated, unless you can give a link to the details i think dan was talking about waka flocka, he posted a video saying he tried to delete/burn an nft someone gave him and it somehow drained that wallet. (not his main wallet apparently). https://mobile.twitter.com/wakaflocka/status/1475709903184412675 idk if it’s possible or not, i view all this with a lot of skepticism.
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coelomate posted:I've hated crypto since I learned about it in 2011, but am curious about the inner workings of smart contracts. if you want to touch the poop we won't stop you but we will laugh at you if you gently caress up and lose all your money somehow.
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Eeyo posted:i think dan was talking about waka flocka, he posted a video saying he tried to delete/burn an nft someone gave him and it somehow drained that wallet. (not his main wallet apparently). yeah, I assume that's another opensea exploit like the one I linked earlier
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Jan 23, 2022 19:06
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Paladinus posted:Why don't they call it w3b? wall 3treet bets
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ymgve posted:there are some limits to what calls can do hahahaha i minted you`re post on the poastchain. no takebacksies
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Schir posted:wall threet bets
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Holy poo poo - the Blackrock ceo tweet was a scam - someone got that handle and posted that. I wonder how mucb money was spent thanks to that. Fuuuck people are twisted https://twitter.com/onemoredegen/status/1485138827148767241?t=lml4QOeIPntUAc_iAHPvCg&s=19
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orange sky posted:Holy poo poo - the Blackrock ceo tweet was a scam - someone got that handle and posted that. I wonder how mucb money was spent thanks to that. Fuuuck people are twisted who could have seen this coming
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also that waka flocka thing is weird, found the account that he showed (https://opensea.io/ObituarySpy?tab=activity) but from what I can tell there were no outgoing NFTs or Eth near the date he posted the video
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i can not believe that there was a fake version of that guy, why would someone do this
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Jan 23, 2022 19:36
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Deception... ON MY BLOCKCHAIN?!? Inconceivable!
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Weatherman posted:hahahaha i minted you`re post on the poastchain. no takebacksies I was halfway right, halfway wrong - there's no explicit limit to what contracts can do, but the "sender" variable is set to the wallet address if it's the initial call, but is set to the calling contract address if it's called from another contract so any contract that tries to use the "transfer NFT" call of another contract will fail since the sender isn't an address authorized to do the transfer (as long as the contract is properly written, of course)
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Mercury_Storm posted:acquiescing to the term 'web3' is probably why this has been such a successful grift I want to punch any fucks that use this term unironically when talking about blockchain. it used well defined to refer to something real and interesting (semantic web) before these cocksmokers hijacked it to refer to some useless pixel casino.
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gonna have to call the next iteration of the internet "Web Pro CS" or something at this rate
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Web 2.0 has nothing to do with centralization and everything to do with user generated content, so arguably blockchain still fits neatly into that umbrella. but who cares, web3 is just another example of how all of these people, even the ones who produce these technologies, are completely out of touch with real technology and just make any poo poo up if it helps them attract more idiots into their scam.
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semantic web was library science nerdiness that failed because most people don't use the web as a library, while web3 will fail because people don't want to use the web as a stamp collection
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idk i never got an update prompt so as far as im concerned we're still on web 1.0
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okay that's a bit generous, .9. there's still some bugs to work out
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the internet was a mistake but this new version is looking, somehow, even worse
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X but worse is the motto of all things crypto.
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coelomate posted:I've hated crypto since I learned about it in 2011, but am curious about the inner workings of smart contracts. i think there’s a test net you can use, or you could probably spin one up yourself easily enough. or there’s presumably some test harness you can use to test a contract without actually submitting any real transactions
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lol I'm watching some Aussie Dashcam compilations, the audio here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drOQXl9b_Cs&t=697s
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god gave me a chance and i was dumb enough to fall for an obvious scam over twitter dms, also shoutout to the dude in the replies saying he got scammed 3 times and is still doing crypto poo poo https://twitter.com/liambakers/status/1484903292375343104
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quote:drat dude that sucks i'm sorry to hear that but you should change your pfp now since you no longer own it
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https://twitter.com/liambakers/status/1484904385104777219 i hope this is real because god, what a pathetic dream with an even more pathetic outcome not a single bank would even have me for free labor, lmao
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https://twitter.com/liambakers/status/1484905528258093056 god bless my ape
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thanks for showing me related tweets to laugh at twitter https://twitter.com/greatmando_nft/status/1485045036559613960 https://twitter.com/screaminbutcalm/status/1105577845642878976
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Shame Boy posted:god bless my ape looks like god smote the ape after it looked directly into the ark 
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i just noticed embedded tweets don't even show the hexagon lmao
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Buttcoin : God bless my ape
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everyone i talked to, across dozens of organizations, said that i was too stupid to be investing. then i found #bayc, and lost everything
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Buttcoin: Did you just duckingscam me
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scammed by a golden dickbutt: the tragic tale of liam bakers
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Shame Boy posted:i just noticed embedded tweets don't even show the hexagon lmao i doesn't even show up on twitter for me unless i click the guy's profile and go back lol
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hi thread, long time no see. so, I understand the dumb concepts behind buttcoins and nfts. what I don’t understand is apes. why are these idiots paying for ape pictures? this is a serious question.
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