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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


last night i had an oobe where i was at an old house and i was really mad at how it had been altered so I started haunting it

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Butternubs
Feb 15, 2012
Yeah honestly I'm very SKEPTICAL about the RV/Spiritual stuff but it does keep the thread entertaining between bird sightings.

How can you be seeing Jesus and Allah on the astral plane when they're just copied from Ra + Buddha. Is there no copyright law in the 5th dimension?

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Riot Bimbo posted:

what's the sex like

out of this world

pissinthewind
Nov 11, 2021

the 5th dimension is just decoded by your mind as a hologram based on your lvied experiences

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

had a dream last night I remote viewed a red bird, maybe a red bird figurine or statue

that any of you?

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Butternubs posted:

Yeah honestly I'm very SKEPTICAL about the RV/Spiritual stuff but it does keep the thread entertaining between bird sightings.

How can you be seeing Jesus and Allah on the astral plane when they're just copied from Ra + Buddha. Is there no copyright law in the 5th dimension?

it's probably an emanation thing tbh; don't really buy the idea of the mind-interpreter thing; rather i think revealed religion kinda traps emanations of the divine. Like a thing that is everything and has no fixed nature or form, has a form imposed upon it by culture and norm and materiality, and it can use that form to interact with the world. without these sorts of emanations the infinite becomes completely incomprehensible

I think there's some dualist poo poo going on though, because there are definitely things that don't fit that mold either, and they never bother to emanate like that, and historically they suck rear end

Rickshaw
Apr 11, 2004

just a coconut going for a stroll

pissinthewind posted:

the 5th dimension is just decoded by your mind as a hologram based on your lvied experiences

whoah, uh, heh heh, that's actually true of dimensions 1-4, too

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

my bony fealty posted:

had a dream last night I remote viewed a red bird, maybe a red bird figurine or statue

that any of you?

i have this red bird figurine please stop looking at my incredibly powerful magic artifacts

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
guys seriously stop pondering my orbs

Butternubs
Feb 15, 2012

SniperWoreConverse posted:

guys seriously stop pondering my orbs

Actually that raises a good point, can RV be used maliciously? Like can you invade peoples privacy, are there RV Cops?

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


that would be literally the sole reason it was looked into by g-man dorks so i'd say if it works, yeah 100%

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
e beat but that's basically why the cia spent all that money on the project, isn't it

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

It looks like Russia is about to invade the Ukraine. Russia is a nuclear power. The US is supposedly going to send ships as a show of force; if it's carriers or submarines, they're nuclear. Great Britain and France are part of NATO, and are also nuclear powers. If the theory that some UAPs are attracted to nuclear signatures is true, should we expect to see more sightings in Europe soon?

Butternubs
Feb 15, 2012

Bob Socko posted:

It looks like Russia is about to invade the Ukraine. Russia is a nuclear power. The US is supposedly going to send ships as a show of force; if it's carriers or submarines, they're nuclear. Great Britain and France are part of NATO, and are also nuclear powers. If the theory that some UAPs are attracted to nuclear signatures is true, should we expect to see more sightings in Europe soon?

Either that or both sides are bringing their best drones.

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

Butternubs posted:

Either that or both sides are bringing their best drones.

I'm happy to see kickass drones as well! I just want some sort of explanation for what people keep seeing.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
that makes sense but i'd wanna frame it something like

what's the normal uap activity level for the area in some amount of time
what's the normal amounts of nuke stuff for the area in the same timeframe
now that all the nukes have shuffled around by this much, have the uaps shuffled around as well?

e: you'd need to know a lot of info and be able to accurately correlate it i mean.
e2: if you could get access to it you could also look at historical information and build up some method to determine how closely uap reports are related to changes in the nuke situation, but it'd be hard cause i'm sure reporting changes a lot

SniperWoreConverse has issued a correction as of 17:26 on Jan 24, 2022

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
It'd be a good place for Avi and the lads to set up their detectors, but I don't think they'd be too keen on going to a warzone just for a chance to gather bird data??

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

my bony fealty posted:

had a dream last night I remote viewed a red bird, maybe a red bird figurine or statue

that any of you?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewf-8rx9_uQ

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

send Steven Greer and Jeremy Corbell to the warzone

goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



Bob Socko posted:

It looks like Russia is about to invade the Ukraine. Russia is a nuclear power. The US is supposedly going to send ships as a show of force; if it's carriers or submarines, they're nuclear. Great Britain and France are part of NATO, and are also nuclear powers. If the theory that some UAPs are attracted to nuclear signatures is true, should we expect to see more sightings in Europe soon?
I had a dream last night where out of the window I saw a mushroom cloud rising into a clear blue sky, towering way over everything and my first thought was "maybe the aliens will come" followed by "this must come to pass" in response which I took as my cue to scramble

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Hey if bombs go off, but you don't die, tear down the ones left standing.

Like any authority left standing amidst the rubble should be sent to a similar fate lol

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Butternubs posted:

Either that or both sides are bringing their best drones.

Earth vs the rest. Go aliens
https://twitter.com/fapost/status/1485428097218396163?s=20

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


SniperWoreConverse posted:

guys seriously stop pondering my orbs

:orb:

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

machine elves seem cool why does this thread think they're evil

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


anyone post this yet and or get Mick West's reaction? (I have not watched it myself so who knows what it contains ~~spooOOOoooky~~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37F4gmpEe3E

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009

yooo whats with the cigar

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

fanfic insert posted:

yooo whats with the cigar

Sometimes it's only a cigar

BoldFace
Feb 28, 2011
https://twitter.com/xkcdComic/status/1485708093350502400

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005


this made me dizzy a second

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

A lot of the time I just can't see the fuckin ufo at all, there was a dash cam a while ago and I couldn't tell poo poo lol

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

:hmmyes:

orion when?? who cares if you're not coming back

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


im an alien

endocriminologist
May 17, 2021

SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol

Rah! posted:

im an alien

text me

global tetrahedron
Jun 24, 2009

found out about the local paranormal convention in my area that's occurring this fall. i basically have to go don't i. i imagine it would be tremendously entertaining

not sure if my area can generate enough crazies along the lines of those in that AGNB/channel 5 visit to a con in LA. but i'd love to be wrong

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009
anyone know the page number of the picture a goon's date had taken, or has it saved maybe? Would be interesting to compare to that twitter video even tho the video is blurry

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


la bruja being ice cold is pretty weird

icy cold et

SavageGentleman
Feb 28, 2010

When she finds love may it always stay true.
This I beg for the second wish I made too.

Fallen Rib
True bird enjoyers accelerate the Ukrainian conflict in the direction of a nuclear exchange so ETs are forced to intervene and finally show their shiny luminous butts.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


what if aliens gently caress by jizzing nuclear explosions into each other

they are drawn to earth because of our use of nukes, but only because it looks like some crazy porn and they are horny

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Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


global tetrahedron posted:

found out about the local paranormal convention in my area that's occurring this fall. i basically have to go don't i. i imagine it would be tremendously entertaining

not sure if my area can generate enough crazies along the lines of those in that AGNB/channel 5 visit to a con in LA. but i'd love to be wrong

You'll get bespoke, artisanal crazies. Your local endemic fauna rather than a cosmopolitan fauna with assorted exotic and invasive elements.

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