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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

loving fundies, man...

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
The heaviest thing I've ever seen lifted at church is probably like a monstrance. If the priest juggled dumbbells, don't know if it would enhance my church-going experience. Leaning towards no, but maybe it could work as a once a year thing that happens outside.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Good try, but that poo poo don't work. That cat's gonna hate you forever now.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

dog nougat posted:

Good try, but that poo poo don't work. That cat's gonna hate you not exactly forever now.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Lol. Like a cat won't find another reason to hate you within 16 hours. Repeat ad nauseum.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



While this is technically pics, this channel I just stumbled upon is blessed in how simple it explains things.
Behold; how is speaker go?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxdFP31QYAg

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

dog nougat posted:

Lol. Like a cat won't find another reason to hate you within 16 hours. Repeat ad nauseum.
Posts like these are entirely unblessed and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Content:

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1484922593157304321?cxt=HHwWgsC-weTOwJspAAAA

The Modern Leper
Dec 25, 2008

You must be a masochist
Meet the Delaware Valley rescue pups competing in Puppy Bowl 2022

https://whyy.org/articles/puppy-bowl-2022-delaware-valley-animal-shelters/

A sample:



Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."



"Your family will never be the same."

Seaniqua fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Jan 23, 2022

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
https://i.imgur.com/qPuYH7s.mp4

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

This type of thing is exactly how I found out religion was weird when I was young.

I couldn't have been more than 8 or 9, and they had these amazing commercials on TV about the "Power Show" coming to a local arena. Strongmen ripping phonebooks in half, breaking chains, lifting giant logs over their head. Either they cleverly hid the real meaning of the show in the commercials, or I was just too young to notice past the phonebooks being destroyed, but I begged my parents to get tickets to the show. So we go there the night of, and right away even my young brain was like "... this a weird crowd... not of lot of kids... just a lot of portly dudes in wifebeaters with wives who had hairstyles 40 years out of date". But the show starts up, and I'm psyched to start seeing some handcuffs busted wide open... when the main dude "In a few short minutes, these brothers of might will show you feats you've NEVER SEEN BEFOR!!! But first, let's speak about the true power in this world.... THE POWER OF THE LORD!"

Instantly my face dropped and I was all "What? Has.... has TV lied to me? Have STRONGMEN lied to me?! What in the hell?!" Right away I told my parents I wanted to get the hell out of there, as we weaved our way through people starting to chant and stare at the ceiling waving their bibles around.

From that day, religion was dead to me.

they made us attend these things at school. took us out of class. lmao

https://twitter.com/CinemaMonsieur/status/1485060834074275843?s=20

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/Kekeflipnote/status/1485277596032110592

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Seaniqua posted:



"Your family will never be the same."
Shameless pro-pederasty scene



Doubly blessed pic to counterbalance:

Pigsfeet on Rye fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Jan 23, 2022

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/LydiaCornell/status/1485389686877016065

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

dog nougat posted:

Lol. Like a cat won't find another reason to hate you within 16 hours. Repeat ad nauseum.

You haven't met my friend Wolfgang.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgHUFkvvAW0

generic one
Oct 2, 2004

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a wookie in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala


Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/lydiacornell/status/1485389686877016065?s=21

Edit: beaten. by like a whole hour. can’t believe I missed it.

Here’s an echidna to make up for that:

https://twitter.com/elizabeth_leane/status/1485096347078303744?s=21

generic one fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Jan 24, 2022

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://twitter.com/lydiacornell/status/1485389686877016065?s=21

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I'm sorry to announce that the hospital dog is racist

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨
My wife threatens to leave me every time I answer the phone with “Yes, this is another patient’s dog I’ve adopted”. But then she sees Granos and has to put me on hold to call the police.

Here’s a dog who was saved by sausages:

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Busket Posket posted:

My wife threatens to leave me every time I answer the phone with “Yes, this is another patient’s dog I’ve adopted”. But then she sees Granos and has to put me on hold to call the police.

Here’s a dog who was saved by sausages:



Lol at that good hungry dog

We had a miniature schnauzer and towards the end of her life when she'd slowed down a lot, we were having a barbecue outdoors in the summer. She managed to creep up on the meat and grabbed a whole string of sausages and I had never seen her run so fast, chased around the garden as she was by the big burly bloke who had been tending the barnecue, wielding a spatula, until he gave up and let her enjoy the fruits of her labours.

It was a scene from childhood comics played out in gloriously clichéd reality.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




First time visiting this thread. I found this in Imgur Roulette and couldn't spin it away without sharing it:

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

This kitty also very much does not hate me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJjS7Z9_KXw

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Doubly blessed pic to counterbalance:


My partner: gently caress me, is that a giant capybara?

Me: Nah, that's a chef. :dadjoke:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010



What else do you need but a massive organ, a packet of refreshing pastilles, and eight flasks of Koskenkorva?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Conan, what is best in life?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

a massive organ, a packet of refreshing pastilles, and eight flasks of Koskenkorva

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
it doesn't even need to be massive you just need to know how to use it

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://i.imgur.com/b4hTFsK.mp4

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Another lucky spin from imgur roulette:

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



If there's one thing to remember about roulette and gambling its this: keep betting that money. You haven't truly lost until you stop playing after all



:dadjoke:

To be serious for a bit, games about money are rigged on a meta level, otherwise the entity running it would go bankrupt and the games would stop. Use that money for an animal instead if you can. No winnings feel bigger than an animal who loves you.
people are animals too

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

If there's one thing to remember about roulette and gambling its this: keep betting that money. You haven't truly lost until you stop playing after all



:dadjoke:

To be serious for a bit, games about money are rigged on a meta level, otherwise the entity running it would go bankrupt and the games would stop. Use that money for an animal instead if you can. No winnings feel bigger than an animal who loves you.
people are animals too

Ah, but the only currency you wager on imgur roulette is your sanity.

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

Hyperlynx posted:

Ah, but the only currency you wager on imgur roulette is your sanity.

Gorillaz guy said Taylor Swift didn't write her own songs, and now 25 year olds are mad at 30 year olds

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Hyperlynx posted:

Ah, but the only currency you wager on imgur roulette is your sanity.

Some have more of it to loose than others I guess, while others still have less and yet refuse to let that little light fade. It's poetic in a way, humanity.

Play on.
And let that light shine.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

BasicLich posted:

Gorillaz guy said Taylor Swift didn't write her own songs, and now 25 year olds are mad at 30 year olds

Wait that's who that was? Lmao. 25 year olds listen to taylor swift?

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

Milo and POTUS posted:

25 year olds listen to taylor swift?

I think so but it could be they just used to listen to Taylor Swift but are now still messy bitches who live for drama

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

BasicLich posted:

I think so but it could be they just used to listen to Taylor Swift but are now still messy bitches who live for drama

I never thought I'd have something in common with someone that young.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/terryandrob/status/1486022592146333699?s=20

Jack is a food and political writer/campaigner who has been tirelessly exposing the realities of poverty in the UK (from first hand experience) for the last 10 years. The recent report on inflation from the UK gov was wildly inaccurate so she is collecting data to add to her own impressive dataset on teh real prices of basic goods. It's spurred quite the furrore. She tentatively named it after the Vimes' Boots Theory of Socioeconomic Unfairness and Terry Pratchett's estate have given her the go ahead to just use the name.

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
^^ very blessed

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qoflwoVk7k1vmobp0_720.mp4

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