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Robo Reagan posted:hmm what would upset these people about elba? hes got the accent, suaveness, and charisma to be a really good bond. what issue with him specifically could people have? He's also a House music producer, DJ, and can rap in a bunch of different styles, and has been DJing and releasing music for a long time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyQH0ovSQjs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFDaWJUzkm0 He tried an amateur kickboxing match, too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7Vo7NkCEls Despite having talents across multiple entertainment sectors, there hasn't been much/any? negative press about him. I think the obvious answer is that Jorp is just jealous Edris can rap like a Jamaican.
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PITY BONER posted:He's also a House music producer, DJ, and can rap in a bunch of different styles, and has been DJing and releasing music for a long time: Holy poo poo Elba really is having the best life, isn't he?
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ROFLburger posted:james bond just plain stinks anyway Perhaps you will enjoy the podcast Kill James Bond for ripping apart each movie
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Doctor Spaceman posted:The only real problem with Idris is that he's almost 50 and would be starting our around the age some other Bonds retire. This was what I said to my nephew when he asked me about Elba being Bond, and even saying that made me feel like I was Jorp-ilk adjacent and I didn't like that. But the more I think on it, I would love to see Elba's take on the character. I remember when Brosnan was cast, he said early 40s was perfect for Bond - young enough to be athletic, experienced enough to know some poo poo. Hell, Roger Moore was in his early 50s when he thought of bowing out after For Your Eyes Only, but went on to make two more. But, really, 007 is a silly franchise, let Elba have a go. Pump out three movies in three years so we can have a complete count of times each actor was in an official Bond movie (Never Say Never Again don't count!): Lazenby, 1 Dalton, 2 ???, 3 Brosnan, 4 Craig, 5 Connery, 6 Moore, 7 gently caress me there's been a lot of Bond movies.
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# ? Jan 24, 2022 03:35 |
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Live and Let Die is still the best
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# ? Jan 24, 2022 04:04 |
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ROFLburger posted:james bond just plain stinks anyway James Bond's Intelligence Service - Stops terrorism because it's evil, kills creepy weirdos to protect civilians, personally uses cool gadgets to hack into the mainframe and extract evidence of hidden war crimes Actual UK Intelligence Services - lets terrorism happen to increase their budget and powers, kills civilians to protect nonces, pays private Israeli contractor to hack journalist's iphones to intimidate or blackmail them into silence after they report on war crimes Poohs Packin posted:Live and Let Die is still the best
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Date night! https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1485665654837596161?s=21
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 02:47 |
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Jorp dressed like he's going to prom on Everest.
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Nice Tuckpointing! posted:Jorp dressed like he's going to prom on Everest. going to crash the prom at Evergreen but doesn't realize American colleges do not have proms
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 03:27 |
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The glasses must come in handy when you unexpectedly slip into a meat coma for a few minutes
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Poohs Packin posted:Live and Let Die is still the best Never watch that movie if you like old Cessnas.
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 04:02 |
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I'm not exactly fashionable, but I can say that any time you wear shades that are slightly too small for your head, they make your head look like an inflating balloon bound by a pair of strap shades. More importantly, he doesn't appear to be wearing a belt or suspenders. I bet he actually does have slippers on, too.
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 04:11 |
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this man definitely cannot poo poo
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 04:44 |
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Nice Tuckpointing! posted:Jorp dressed like he's going to prom on Everest.
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 07:32 |
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When you have to wear sunglasses with your dinner suit because you've taken too much Rohypnol and your eyes are pointing in different directions
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 09:03 |
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If this jackass contracts covid and is knocked on his rear end for it (did he get vaccinated?), I gotta wonder about how he'll act then. Well, I don't have to wonder, really; he's gonna play it down even if he ends up on his deathbed from it. Guy will earn a Herman Cain award, easily.
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 12:08 |
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He looks like he's dead.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:If this jackass contracts covid and is knocked on his rear end for it (did he get vaccinated?), I gotta wonder about how he'll act then. He's already had it I think.
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# ? Jan 25, 2022 12:44 |
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I'll just leave this here. https://twitter.com/thebadstats/status/1486103450446303234?t=-GBBjn3j-wP0BJ8Ff2BC5w&s=19
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 01:07 |
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Fuckin' clownshoes, bud. Guy's a total pylon, intellectually.
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 01:16 |
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i didn't know he was familiar enough with greek philosophy to apply zeno's paradoxes to the concept of climate change.
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 01:18 |
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Pure “dumb guy’s idea of a smart guy” energy. 5 stars.
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Olympic Mathlete posted:I'll just leave this here. was just about to post this so instead i'll post this: https://twitter.com/HarrisonBerman/status/1486129202080456707
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lmao jorp is def back on benzos
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 01:49 |
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one of the weirder entries on jorp's resume is that apparently he did some poo poo for some guy who worked at the UN on the subject of climate change. he bragged about allegedly reading "two hundred" books on the subject, but never had any formal education. he has a B.A. in poli sci, and his graduate degrees in psychology. why would anyone enlist this nitwit to help them research climate change?
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 01:51 |
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jorp and his daughter admitted in their The Times interview after he emerged from rehab last year that he was still taking the xans
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Olympic Mathlete posted:I'll just leave this here.
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 01:58 |
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me and lorenzo rollin' on the benzos
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 02:06 |
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You see, the thing I don't like about climate change is that I have defined it as something that's obviously ridiculous. My definition has no bearing on reality, or climate change, but heh what's the deal with these liberals not knowing literally everything. Oh what the numbers on the graph are going up historically? I don't give a poo poo, you don't know EVERYTHING yet you CLAIM to! Who's he even talking to? Who's he arguing with? Even Joe Rogaine is like what the gently caress are you talking about (politely)
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kntfkr posted:me and lorenzo rollin' on the benzos
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My ecology professors woulda eaten him for fuckin’ lunch with lovely points like that It always tickles me how these old fucks will never have a discussion with someone fully prepared to argue with them. I got dragged to a chemist focused discussion dinner party once and one guy tried to argue that the reason we can feed people in these global amounts is because co2 has increased, and I tried to argue that was basically entirely down to crop scientists and specifically Norman borlaug’s work on breeding better crops, but couldn’t remember Norman’s name at a critical moment. It allowed the smug old fart to go “hm, well, I don’t know who you mean” and dismiss me. But I was also a 25 year old entry level chemistry tech. An ecologist with decades of field work would hit jorp’s specious argument with a truck.
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https://twitter.com/AlexPattyy/status/1486108847412588553
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 04:35 |
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Have neither of those chumps ever seen the original Shaft movie when the white detective holds a black pen up against Shaft's face and says, "You're not so black," and so Shaft holds a white coffee mug against the detective's face and says, "And you're not so white," and they giggle in friendship?
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kntfkr posted:me and lorenzo rollin' on the benzos The worst Paul Simon song.
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 05:00 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:The worst Paul Simon song. never trust a guy with two first names
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 05:04 |
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Trying to twist the words of a bizarre strawman no one would even say because it's already so profoundly stupid is some next level dunning kruger
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# ? Jan 26, 2022 05:24 |
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haha wow they defeated racism because black people aren't literal voids of light, instead absorbing all radiation and emitting none
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rotinaj posted:It always tickles me how these old fucks will never have a discussion with someone fully prepared to argue with them. I mean, Jorp actually did do that once. And he got dragged so hard he went into a coma for a year.
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Another Bill posted:never trust a guy with two first names
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