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PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

lmao, reddit

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

Look Closer
https://twitter.com/FoldableHuman/status/1485760645454655491

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
e: because twitter cropping sucks:


https://twitter.com/elijahcraan/status/1485976326725156864

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/PopCrave/status/1485756890197995522

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007




She's running. :angel:

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


Just vibing, not a mask in sight

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit


......

.....heh

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

pillsburysoldier posted:

......

.....heh

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
https://twitter.com/RealHeathcliffs/status/1486026909825839107?t=mhCTUvXX_PSKhIJefbEvmA&s=19

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/sameerakhan/status/1485685242837057541?s=21

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005


this goon needs to out themselves already

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

i want russia to invade now

Congrats, you're another victim of the Russian disinfo campaign. The video is fake, they actually play Get Lucky by Daft Punk.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Lmfao

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
who is going to play Facebook’s VR second life

https://twitter.com/keano81/status/1485582987949449220?s=21

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

https://youtu.be/MNacQaHJqEs

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 19 days!)


nothing's funnier than a Ramzan Kadyrov face reveal

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Funnily enough, in Chechen, they use the same singular pronoun for all genders (iza).

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

Delthalaz posted:

who is going to play Facebook’s VR second life

https://twitter.com/keano81/status/1485582987949449220?s=21

finally a world without legs

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/chawleshenwi/status/1486029802385539072?s=20

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://twitter.com/LolOverruled/status/1486049558396289026

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006


I keep forgetting my generation is old enough to do dumb poo poo like this now.

Loucks
May 21, 2007

I’m perfectly chill. Perfectly chill. The most innocuous comment set you off, not me. People are shockingly stupid, except for me. If that upsets you please shut the fuck up.

I still want to know the source for these.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 19 days!)


https://twitter.com/KikiRosecrans/status/1486045834093338627?s=20

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

i hope he gets mobbed by hundreds of street urchins and when they leave he's just a pile of dusty bones.

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007

McCracAttack posted:

I keep forgetting my generation is old enough to do dumb poo poo like this now.

This millennial teacher's inspirational poster brought his students to tears!

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Like 3 months ago at a bar, some cryptobro friend of a friend was bragging about how he dropped $10k on this Axie nft game, and was making $100/day by having dudes in the Philippines play the game for him with his pokemon blob nfts.

afaict the economy of the game is, it's like, a lovely pokemon clone, but the pokemon in the game are nfts you have to buy from people with crypto. To make new pokehorsies, you need to burn a bunch of "Smooth Love Potions" which are crypto tokens you get from playing the game. Because it's crypto, you can trade the SLP for other crypto, to people who want to spin the rng for a new pokemon. If you get a really good stats pokemon, you can generate lots more SLP tokens by poopsocking this bad game for hours and hours. Since no one wants to do this, there's (naturally) services that let you outsource playing the bad game to a poor country so your sweatshop workers can play it 24/7 using your pokemons you have title to.

Anyway, aside from the obvious ponzi scheme setup here, I just could not get over how loving funny and sad it was, this dude who was like almost 40 with kids, bragging about his side hustle of owning an overseas sweatshop where teens spend all day harvesting imaginary knock-off pokemon cum.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

This is the worst Stephenson novel

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

Loucks posted:

I still want to know the source for these.

https://www.reddit.com/user/SirLulzingtonEsquire

e: last one is from six months ago so he either got a new username or went back on his meds

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 19 days!)

mrmcd posted:

Like 3 months ago at a bar, some cryptobro friend of a friend was bragging about how he dropped $10k on this Axie nft game, and was making $100/day by having dudes in the Philippines play the game for him with his pokemon blob nfts.

afaict the economy of the game is, it's like, a lovely pokemon clone, but the pokemon in the game are nfts you have to buy from people with crypto. To make new pokehorsies, you need to burn a bunch of "Smooth Love Potions" which are crypto tokens you get from playing the game. Because it's crypto, you can trade the SLP for other crypto, to people who want to spin the rng for a new pokemon. If you get a really good stats pokemon, you can generate lots more SLP tokens by poopsocking this bad game for hours and hours. Since no one wants to do this, there's (naturally) services that let you outsource playing the bad game to a poor country so your sweatshop workers can play it 24/7 using your pokemons you have title to.

Anyway, aside from the obvious ponzi scheme setup here, I just could not get over how loving funny and sad it was, this dude who was like almost 40 with kids, bragging about his side hustle of owning an overseas sweatshop where teens spend all day harvesting imaginary knock-off pokemon cum.

The Axie game was featured on Folding Ideas's two hour long crypto video. It looks like something that would be too cheap for Newgrounds.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

mrmcd posted:

Like 3 months ago at a bar, some cryptobro friend of a friend was bragging about how he dropped $10k on this Axie nft game, and was making $100/day by having dudes in the Philippines play the game for him with his pokemon blob nfts.

afaict the economy of the game is, it's like, a lovely pokemon clone, but the pokemon in the game are nfts you have to buy from people with crypto. To make new pokehorsies, you need to burn a bunch of "Smooth Love Potions" which are crypto tokens you get from playing the game. Because it's crypto, you can trade the SLP for other crypto, to people who want to spin the rng for a new pokemon. If you get a really good stats pokemon, you can generate lots more SLP tokens by poopsocking this bad game for hours and hours. Since no one wants to do this, there's (naturally) services that let you outsource playing the bad game to a poor country so your sweatshop workers can play it 24/7 using your pokemons you have title to.

Anyway, aside from the obvious ponzi scheme setup here, I just could not get over how loving funny and sad it was, this dude who was like almost 40 with kids, bragging about his side hustle of owning an overseas sweatshop where teens spend all day harvesting imaginary knock-off pokemon cum.

Stealing this post for the cursed thread. This is gross af.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Hey he did have gay sex with anime Jesus, maybe she's on to something

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



mrmcd posted:

Like 3 months ago at a bar, some cryptobro friend of a friend was bragging about how he dropped $10k on this Axie nft game, and was making $100/day by having dudes in the Philippines play the game for him with his pokemon blob nfts.

afaict the economy of the game is, it's like, a lovely pokemon clone, but the pokemon in the game are nfts you have to buy from people with crypto. To make new pokehorsies, you need to burn a bunch of "Smooth Love Potions" which are crypto tokens you get from playing the game. Because it's crypto, you can trade the SLP for other crypto, to people who want to spin the rng for a new pokemon. If you get a really good stats pokemon, you can generate lots more SLP tokens by poopsocking this bad game for hours and hours. Since no one wants to do this, there's (naturally) services that let you outsource playing the bad game to a poor country so your sweatshop workers can play it 24/7 using your pokemons you have title to.

Anyway, aside from the obvious ponzi scheme setup here, I just could not get over how loving funny and sad it was, this dude who was like almost 40 with kids, bragging about his side hustle of owning an overseas sweatshop where teens spend all day harvesting imaginary knock-off pokemon cum.

Thank you for this nightmare story, and for using the words 'Pokémon cum' so that I can post this picture of a Pokémon designed to be a BDSM mommy and whose Japanese name is a reference to the Japanese word for a dominatrix. Her learnset also includes the moves Punishment, Stomp, Power Whip, and Play Rough. Thank you for your time.

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
lol buttcheeks all the way around

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