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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Grimdude posted:

The internet did more for atheism than atheists on the internet did.

"Wow, look at all these belief systems! One of these must be a good, correct moral and ethical path!

...


Oh holy poo poo nobody has any loving clue and death is the end"

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Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/mofromthesix/status/1486750455216721922
Khloe Kardashian got cheated on yet again. (Mo is not the idiot.)

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
She got Nosferatu hands

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Brawnfire posted:

"Wow, look at all these belief systems! One of these must be a good, correct moral and ethical path!

...


Oh holy poo poo nobody has any loving clue and death is the end"

indeed, no one has any loving clue except you apparantly

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Regarde Aduck posted:

indeed, no one has any loving clue except you apparantly

what

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Skwirl posted:

Eh, I think China wouldn't mind a hot war between the US AND Russia, as long as we didn't nuke anything super close to their border.

:birdthunk:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If I do not cease to exist when I die I am going to start murdering gods until I do.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
This actually just a dream. Every night when you go to sleep you live an entire life, then wake upon dying. It's also possible that you're just waking up to another dream. The truth is you're actually only 5 years old so you've got a ways to go sorry to say.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
that reminds me of a concept from a weirdo religion I heard about: when you die, you and everyone you know watch your entire life over again in a movie theater. holy poo poo that sounds awful. gently caress all of that. if I see that poo poo starting up I'm gonna find a way to kill my already dead self.

aegof
Mar 2, 2011

grandma's gonna see a lot of me crying alone in bed and jacking off at the computer, this is what god wants

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I do not wish to take constructive criticism of my life at this time, least of all from my peers, thank you.

Squidster
Oct 7, 2008

✋😢Life's just better with Ominous Gloves🤗🧤
https://twitter.com/idonthaveaband/status/1486755377085571087

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

aegof posted:

grandma's gonna see a lot of me crying alone in bed and jacking off at the computer, this is what god wants

just file your loving taxes

just do it you moron

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Sorry to link to my own tweet but... https://twitter.com/grittyrebootSA/status/1486874820306472964?t=nP_k1TkBF-tBRRQlXfOBaQ&s=19

EDIT: Can anyone tell me how to post TikToks directly to threads?

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Scratch Monkey posted:

She got Nosferatu hands

Interesting idea, Ms Carnes, but I think we should workshop it a bit.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

grittyreboot posted:

Sorry to link to my own tweet but... https://twitter.com/grittyrebootSA/status/1486874820306472964?t=nP_k1TkBF-tBRRQlXfOBaQ&s=19

EDIT: Can anyone tell me how to post TikToks directly to threads?
Why is it that everyone is trying to pull a "erm websters defines eugenics as.."
Then 5 minutes later posting hot takes like "But seriously, have you ever noticed how the poor always come from low breeding?"
Or "really, what quality of life does a cripple truly have? And would we as a society truly miss them?"

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
https://mobile.twitter.com/generalslug/status/1486874504588627973

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


People keep writing "Thought the group would like this" on all their links, no matter what it is.




Or, according to some, it just appears magically for no reason?



:iiam:



Unrelated: Love when people add these backgrounds, seemingly to random posts.





Plus:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

So putting a mask on a dog is cruel... but they acknowledge a far more restrictive item (a muzzle) already exists for dogs, but that's only bad on oneself, a human

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Shout out to Gilbert, who is employed at Launceston General Hospital. His posters encourage all Tasmanians to do the right thing.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/theCJS/status/1486943020016570374

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

:shuckyes:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

*bong rip*

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Jamie can we confirm this somehow???

nurmie
Dec 8, 2019

so true

jorp is an unsurpassed mastodon of thought and i bow before his incisive wit

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

Weatherman posted:

*bong rip*

Pft, this isn't even interesting, it's just stating currently accepted facts. A better take is that you can't prove the past actually happened any more than you can prove that the future hasn't already happened!

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Crust First posted:

Pft, this isn't even interesting, it's just stating currently accepted facts. A better take is that you can't prove the past actually happened any more than you can prove that the future hasn't already happened!
That's the opposite of his philosophy though. He believes stuff like hierarchies have naturally formed due to inevitable forces. If those forces don't absolutely exist with 100% certainty there's no longer a justification for his worldview.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Crust First posted:

Pft, this isn't even interesting, it's just stating currently accepted facts. A better take is that you can't prove the past actually happened any more than you can prove that the future hasn't already happened!

I would go with, obviously the past happened but our understanding of it changes constantly. Like the book "Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire" was considered an accurate account of the title, and then later historians have pointed to a lot of evidence that directly contradicts huge swaths of it.

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠
https://twitter.com/JoshDenny/status/1486774223171293189

Food Network must use racism as a spice

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
He thinks Trevor Noah became a millionaire from hosting a late-night talk show in South Africa?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

AlbieQuirky posted:

He thinks Trevor Noah became a millionaire from hosting a late-night talk show in South Africa?

Maybe he thinks he immigrated and immediately got the Daily Show gig?

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

yeah right like the guy who invented Denny's knows about struggle

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣
Josh Denny is a "the white man is truly the oppressed one" guy who hosts shows called like "Sexy Dad Food" for an audience who've never cummed

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

hawowanlawow posted:

yeah right like the guy who invented Denny's knows about struggle

this joke was a grand slam

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
Also... you can't know what it's like to be black if you're rich? I mean there are nuanced ways to explore what this concept could be saying but it really just feels like it came out as saying black people can't be rich? Or maybe poverty is required to being black? I don't know, it comes off almost as bad as the rest of the tweet.

Jen heir rick
Aug 4, 2004
when a woman says something's not funny, you better not laugh your ass off
https://vimeo.com/352839582

Friend of the working-class Trevor Noah. Why hasn't this huge piece of poo poo not been cancelled for this video? Has everyone forgotten it?

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/ploughmansfolly/status/1486886372992552966

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Let's bring back serfdom

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Don’t know why you lazy fucks can’t just raise 35 chickens.

You know, so you don’t have to spend a dollar on a dozen eggs at the grocery store.

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

maybe McDonald's could collect a portion of your crops in exchange for one egg and cheese biscuit and two nug meals a day

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