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Captain Hygiene posted:
So a worse meatloaf then.
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By popular demand posted:So a worse meatloaf then. Inside out meatloaf. Meatloaf Alaska.
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Jan 28, 2022 17:20
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Mozzarella OR PROCESS cheese
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Captain Hygiene posted:
mein gott "Add anchovies OR Mushrooms" NO MORE. NO LESS. DO NOT COMBINE. THINK NOT OF OTHER TOPPINGS. YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR FORBIDS THEE FROM SUCH SINFUL DELIGHTS.
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Big Beef City posted:mein gott Mushrooms and seafood don't seem to do well when cooked together. Made gumbo once, where I added mushrooms to my recipe at the same time as the oysters. As soon as that poo poo hit, the oysters and the redfish started smelling like manure. Ruined the whole pot. Never figured it out, never did it again.
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Jan 28, 2022 18:03
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Now I've got to try cooking mushrooms with anchovy.
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Mushrooms and anchovies work fine together. Also it wasn't so much 'mushrooms and seafood don't mix' (wtf of course they do there's entire dishes based on this concept) rather that 'you must only have one or the other of these two very specific choices'
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Jan 28, 2022 18:14
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All those 70s homemade pizza kits and recipes just seem afraid of adding too much cheese or flavor. I mean, even with those mushrooms there isn't even one piece per slice of meatza 
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Jan 28, 2022 18:25
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Jan 28, 2022 18:28
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Congrats, you found how to bring Pennywise to tears. I hope your real proud of yourself, thread.
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Captain Hygiene posted:
pleased to meat-za!  lmao I only now listened to the audio under this video, that's from Everywhere at the end of time, a 6 and a half hour long concept album about dementia that mimics the slow but inevitable creeping loss of memory and cognition. how fitting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJWksPWDKOc
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Captain Hygiene posted:All those 70s homemade pizza kits and recipes just seem afraid of adding too much cheese or flavor. I mean, even with those mushrooms there isn't even one piece per slice of meatza As far as I remember from what I've read about it, a lot of those older recipes from the 50s-70s used the ingredients they did because they were designed to be made cheaply, by people who grew up in the Great Depression and still had habits carried over from that time. Also, the availability and affordability of ingredients has changed a lot since then--a lot of improvements have been made in farming, shipping, storage, etc., so older recipes tended to prioritize a smaller variety of cheaper, often lower-quality ingredients with a long shelf life (e.g., canned soup, mayonnaise, etc.). Mushrooms and cheese are the expensive parts of that dish, so they are used sparingly. \/\/\/\/ Yeah, pizza-in-a-box/can is a great example of cheap and shelf-stable. (Also, pizza only started becoming broadly popular in the U.S. in the 50s-60s, so these ideas of pizza might not have seemed quite as heretical or disgusting then.) Sir John Falstaff fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Jan 28, 2022 |
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Jan 28, 2022 19:30
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My favorite midcentury food ad quirk is that they always seem to be trying to trick your family into eating it. Like if you can't capture their attention they just won't bother eating. "How do you make a breakfast that your kids won't turn up their noses at?" "Looking for a dish that'll entice Hubby to come home on time?" "Here's a foodstuff full of nutrients and nourishment to make sure your family has the energy to get through the day without collapsing from sheer listless ennui!"
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  Most pizzas forget about cheese altogether![citation needed]
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Jan 28, 2022 21:44
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Mmmm.... dried canned cheese as the only cheese on the pizza.
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Captain Hygiene posted:
"The gently caress is this Mrs. Daniels?" "Oh Mark, there's CHEESE on THIS pizza! Doesn't your mother make such a delightful, zesty dish for you at home?!" "That fuggin who-a? She makes meat loaf like an American Mrs. D. I ain't touchin no drat cheese pizza. By the way your kid Tommy tried touchin' my dick again in the tree house. I'm outta here." "Alright Mark, say hello to your parents for me!"
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Jan 28, 2022 22:11
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Those two poor kids in the back ate a cheese pizza once... Now they are conjoined twins
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Jan 28, 2022 22:17
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Fun fact: you can still buy the chef Boyardee make at home pizza kit, and it is absolutely garbage.
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steinrokkan posted:Those two poor kids in the back are a cheese pizza once... Now they are conjoined twins Aren’t those all married couples? No college letter sweaters on any of them and pizza is one of those adventurous jaunts you’d expect from a bunch newlyweds on a Friday nights dinner as there are no impressionable young children around to see such flagrantly European foodstuffs served in the home.
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Nottherealaborn posted:Fun fact: you can still buy the chef Boyardee make at home pizza kit, and it is absolutely garbage. I've always sorta wanted to because I find those old ads strangely fascinating, but I haven't gotten around to it.  Although I see they've finally given up on sprinkling dry cheese only, and ask you to supply actual ingredients so it doesn't look like absolute dogshit 
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edit: ^^^ oh lame, you have to add your own cheeseNottherealaborn posted:Fun fact: you can still buy the chef Boyardee make at home pizza kit, and it is absolutely garbage. Worst pizza thread challenge!
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The make your own pizza kits at Costco are like $9 and don’t include poo poo. I’ve never seen anyone me buying them yet they are always there. MYOP must be the lynchpin some brilliant tax scam on your books for it to live this long against all odds.
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Or they all have a shelf life of like 15 years.
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Jan 28, 2022 23:14
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Kraft pizza in a box was a staple of my childhood. Hated it, but at this time there weren't really any cheap restaurant options for it, even Pizza Hut operated under the pretense of being a pseudo-classy joint.
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protip: when serving your tuna pizza to guests, do not mention that it was made with double-rich pet milk and nippy cheese
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Jan 28, 2022 23:35
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It was always a red letter day in my childhood when I saw this little red box on the counter   Mushed into a rectangular cookie sheet, topped with thick-shredded mozzarella and cheddar, cooked well-done until the cheese had structure - that's good eatin'!
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Futanari Damacy posted:Kraft pizza in a box  At least for this one you can actually see a fair amount of sprinkled dry cheese  I don't think I ever knew there was also a straight-up Kraft brand frozen pizza. It looks about like those cheap brands that are one step below store brand pizza. Wait, please stand by...I'm receiving a breaking report...  Another recipe has hit the thread
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DoombatINC posted:It was always a red letter day in my childhood when I saw this little red box on the counter This box is making me suspicious by how many times it's claiming to be "regular" Oh yup nothing to see here NO POISON just a "regular" pizza
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 Spam Pizza Top Blue Cheese Sauce Ingredients 2 servings 1 can spam slice into 4 slices 2 tbsp spaghetti sauce 2 slice Mozarella cheese 2 slice Chedder cheese dash oregano dash morrocan spice dash chili flake GARNISH 2 tsp blue cheese sauce Steps Please view the attachment for the easy BLUE CHEESE SAUCE. Slice up in round shape then on aluminum foil bake the spam at 200 C /400F for 10 minutes both side Spread generously pizza paste or spaghetti sauce then top with shredded mozarella cheese and chedder cheese and springkle some chili flake ,oregano and (optional adf on a dash of any of your favorite spice ,I used Moroccan spice )  Continue to bsked for another 20 minutes cover top loosely with an aluminum foil and removing it at the last 1 minutes till cheese,are soft and melted SPAM PIZZA WITH MOZARELLA CHEESE AND CHEDDAR CHEESE TOP BLUE CHEESE  SLICE UP SPAM PIZZA WITH MOZARELLA CHEESE,AND CHEDDAR CHEESE TOP BLUE CHEESE 
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It doesn't count if you're making it yourself dude
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portland restaurant veteran chiming in: idiot yuppies would absolutely spend $24 on this
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Jan 29, 2022 03:46
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More like yikesaroo ^^^ how about a mac and cheese and cheeto pizza? 
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Rev. Melchisedech Howler posted:More like yikesaroo I......would.....
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Sir John Falstaff posted:
Oh how grand!
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"hmm this pizza is missing something.... oh yeah, this tiny piece of basil i found in a trash can in Dachau"
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DoombatINC posted:It was always a red letter day in my childhood when I saw this little red box on the counter It looks as if the cheese is suspended in aspic, or the slice is low poly 3D model textured with unmelted cheese
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davidspackage posted:It looks as if the cheese is suspended in aspic, or the slice is low poly 3D model textured with unmelted cheese At first glance I thought someone had poured canned spaghetti onto a pizza crust.
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