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on this page post things that are almost pickup lines
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Jan 29, 2022 07:44
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hey i noticed you have pants
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Jan 29, 2022 07:45
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drat girl, how'd you get all those teeth in your mouth? did you need assistance?
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Jan 29, 2022 07:45
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i also have pants
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Jan 29, 2022 07:45
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:No i meanthe guy.from.diablo idk man at least he's real and consistent with you, like he hooks you up early on and helps you establish that hustle
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Jan 29, 2022 07:45
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Tip posted:on this page post things that are almost pickup lines Hey did it hurt? When you fell down the stairway to heaven?
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Jan 29, 2022 07:46
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I feel like you give off some comforting Deckard Caine vibes
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Jan 29, 2022 07:46
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hey what's your name and occupation?
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Jan 29, 2022 07:46
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i notice we hang out in the same places pretty often
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Jan 29, 2022 07:46
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was your father a thief? because you look kinda low class and I'm into that
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Jan 29, 2022 07:47
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Tip posted:hey what's your name and occupation? Slut Weasel, Donut Muffin
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Jan 29, 2022 07:47
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Can I buy you an extended warrenty?
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Jan 29, 2022 07:47
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Tip posted:was your father a thief? because you look kinda low class and I'm into that See previous response
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Jan 29, 2022 07:47
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hey I noticed I have pants
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Jan 29, 2022 07:48
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Is this seat bothering you?
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Jan 29, 2022 07:48
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Can you but me a drink?
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Jan 29, 2022 07:49
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Zil posted:Is this seat bothering you? lol
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Jan 29, 2022 07:49
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*gestures vaguely toward a crowd* these guys bothering you?
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Jan 29, 2022 07:49
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You look like someone
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Jan 29, 2022 07:50
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hey what's a girl like you doing in a house like mine?
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Jan 29, 2022 07:50
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Is heaven a little empty? Cause I see dead people
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Jan 29, 2022 07:50
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Zil posted:Is this seat bothering you? this one would work
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Jan 29, 2022 07:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsgjt1jC3Pc
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Jan 29, 2022 07:51
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do you like havin kids
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Jan 29, 2022 07:51
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i have diarrhea
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Jan 29, 2022 07:52
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So come to this glory hole often?
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Jan 29, 2022 07:52
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I noticed your hair from across the room
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Jan 29, 2022 07:53
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Sid Vicious posted:dont let the door hit your rear end, because buddy youre staying hot cocoa on the couch posted:ask.... to post ?????/ sry guys, i didn't mean permission from you, i meant permission from my daddy, but i really must go now i'll try to be back for the 1000 so i can pretend i was here from the beginning
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Jan 29, 2022 07:54
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How do you feel about kids? And I don't mean in a weird way I want to get that out of the way right up front
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Jan 29, 2022 07:54
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yeah thats my tesla also i have to pee out of my butt anyways love u girl
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Jan 29, 2022 07:54
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For twelve beers you have been asking....
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Jan 29, 2022 07:55
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How much personal space is just enough? Here? Here?
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Jan 29, 2022 07:55
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you wanna hear some bars?
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Jan 29, 2022 07:56
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So are all those your original teeth?
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Jan 29, 2022 07:56
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Here look at this poem on my phone Do you think it's fake? You look like really smart about stuff like this
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Jan 29, 2022 07:57
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I couldn't help but notice you're standing on my foot
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Jan 29, 2022 07:57
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My tablet autocorrect porn to poem I feel better about myself
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Jan 29, 2022 07:58
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that wasnt a quasi pickup line i seriously have horrendous diarrhea and i was just about to try and sleep
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Jan 29, 2022 07:58
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I'm super attractive and also you are super attractive lets do it
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Jan 29, 2022 07:59
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Want to come back to my place and paint Warhammer minis?
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Jan 29, 2022 07:59
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