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No guides for Elden Ring out yet, but I found some useful information from a potentially-trustworthy government source and I think any prospective players should familiarize themselves with the documenation, lest one inadvertently encounter time-wasting bullshit in or about the game environs.
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It would be cool if you find a lever to drain the poison swamp but then it just dumps it on another area, creating a new poison swamp
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Jan 29, 2022 07:54
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Fucker posted:the only truly bad area that made dark souls 1 a worse game was lost izalith Lost Izalith was cool as gently caress.
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Jan 29, 2022 09:08
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Martman posted:It would be cool if you find a lever to drain the poison swamp but then it just dumps it on another area, creating a new poison swamp
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Jan 29, 2022 10:53
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I hope there's no rusted iron ring so I can plod my way through poison swamps for 20 hours
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Jan 29, 2022 12:29
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MeatwadIsGod posted:I hope there's no rusted iron ring so I can plod my way through poison swamps for 20 hours
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Jan 29, 2022 13:09
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MeatwadIsGod posted:I hope there's no rusted iron ring so I can plod my way through poison swamps for 20 hours I hope there is one and I loot it early on then forget about it for the rest of the game like I did in every other DS
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Jan 29, 2022 13:20
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Simply Simon posted:I hope there's one that's super easy to find with a basic sense of curiosity and exploration
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Jan 29, 2022 13:38
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I want a boss rush hallway, all hallways are poison swamps, and every hallway between bosses have a minimum 20 unique and useless items that each have two screens worth of deep lore item descriptions.
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Jan 29, 2022 13:39
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why does everyone hate lost izalith? did they fight all the dino skeletons or something cause the guide said to
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Jan 29, 2022 14:01
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a.p. dent posted:why does everyone hate lost izalith? did they fight all the dino skeletons or something cause the guide said to People rush through it to get to Bed of Chaos and don't explore it. Also because every YouTuber and what not has said it's a bad area because development hell etc etc and gently caress me it's too hard to form your own opinion apparently.
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Jan 29, 2022 14:20
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herculon posted:I want a boss rush hallway, all hallways are poison swamps, and every hallway between bosses have a minimum 20 unique and useless items that each have two screens worth of deep lore item descriptions. Hold up bud, you better throw some elevators in there
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Jan 29, 2022 14:50
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CyberPingu posted:People rush through it to get to Bed of Chaos and don't explore it. 
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Jan 29, 2022 14:57
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tbf I would have hated it more in the original version where the lava is so bright it burns your retinas But at least it has a cool Angkor Wat visual style
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Jan 29, 2022 15:17
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CyberPingu posted:People rush through it to get to Bed of Chaos and don't explore it. i explored the area and it was boring as poo poo. if anything, itd be more enjoyable if u just rushed through it. i dont need youtubers to tell me its an endless purgatory of boredom. i stopped playing the game for years cause of lost izalith. quit being a dumbass
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Jan 29, 2022 15:36
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Martman posted:It would be cool if you find a lever to drain the poison swamp but then it just dumps it on another area, creating a new poison swamp
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Jan 29, 2022 15:43
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Jan 29, 2022 15:46
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 cyber penguin of doom: its da youtubers 
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Jan 29, 2022 15:50
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I'm telling you Lost Izalith is a bad area and I'm not a youtuber. Scared?
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Jan 29, 2022 16:35
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Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You watch the youtuber - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe they ran out of time and money before finishing Lost Izalith. You read the Fextralife wiki - you stay in Lordran and I show you how deep the lore goes.
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Jan 29, 2022 16:39
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Arrhythmia posted:Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You watch the youtuber - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe they ran out of time and money before finishing Lost Izalith. You read the Fextralife wiki - you stay in Lordran and I show you how deep the lore goes.
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Jan 29, 2022 16:48
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Arrhythmia posted:Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You watch the youtuber - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe they ran out of time and money before finishing Lost Izalith. You read the Fextralife wiki - you stay in Lordran and I show you how deep the lore goes. Lmao
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Jan 29, 2022 16:51
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Arrhythmia posted:Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You watch the youtuber - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe they ran out of time and money before finishing Lost Izalith. You read the Fextralife wiki - you stay in Lordran and I show you how deep the lore goes.
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Jan 29, 2022 17:01
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Arrhythmia posted:Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You watch the youtuber - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe they ran out of time and money before finishing Lost Izalith. You read the Fextralife wiki - you stay in Lordran and I show you how deep the lore goes.
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Jan 29, 2022 17:02
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Arrhythmia posted:Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You watch the youtuber - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe they ran out of time and money before finishing Lost Izalith. You read the Fextralife wiki - you stay in Lordran and I show you how deep the lore goes. Lol
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Jan 29, 2022 17:04
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Jan 29, 2022 17:09
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Arrhythmia posted:Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You watch the youtuber - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe they ran out of time and money before finishing Lost Izalith. You read the Fextralife wiki - you stay in Lordran and I show you how deep the lore goes.
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Jan 29, 2022 17:13
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Arrhythmia posted:Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You watch the youtuber - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe they ran out of time and money before finishing Lost Izalith. You read the Fextralife wiki - you stay in Lordran and I show you how deep the lore goes.
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Jan 29, 2022 17:28
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Mask of comedy: Oh, didn't want to use a guide? Enjoy wasting your time. *spins around* Mask of tragedy: people just don't like Lost Izaleth because they listen to YouTube guides, like noobs.
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Jan 29, 2022 17:37
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Arrhythmia posted:Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You watch the youtuber - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe they ran out of time and money before finishing Lost Izalith. You read the Fextralife wiki - you stay in Lordran and I show you how deep the lore goes.
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Jan 29, 2022 17:37
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Arrhythmia posted:Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You watch the youtuber - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe they ran out of time and money before finishing Lost Izalith. You read the Fextralife wiki - you stay in Lordran and I show you how deep the lore goes.
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Jan 29, 2022 17:43
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Arrhythmia posted:Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You watch the youtuber - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe they ran out of time and money before finishing Lost Izalith. You read the Fextralife wiki - you stay in Lordran and I show you how deep the lore goes.
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Jan 29, 2022 18:24
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i just got to the case with your av and it rules so far
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Jan 29, 2022 18:25
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Arrhythmia posted:Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You watch the youtuber - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe they ran out of time and money before finishing Lost Izalith. You read the Fextralife wiki - you stay in Lordran and I show you how deep the lore goes. lol
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Paulie and Chris gank squading someone in Lost Izalith but he escapes and they desperately trudge through the area with their equipment breaking
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Jan 29, 2022 18:56
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Paulie and Chris gank squading someone in Lost Izalith but he escapes and they desperately trudge through the area with their equipment breaking Lol
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Jan 29, 2022 19:10
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PAULIE: He killed 16 dragon asses, guy was a level designer! CHRIS: His Izalith looked like poo poo
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Bicyclops posted:Mask of comedy: Oh, didn't want to use a guide? Enjoy wasting your time.
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Fungah! posted:i just got to the case with your av and it rules so far It's really good
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