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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Other fun stuff nestled in there:

- A not-insignificant amount of the tax money coming from the sale of weed is proposed to be reserved for cops :allears:

- They added this paragraph basically saying "hey other countries that we strong-armed into bullshit anti-drug treaties, we don't actually have to comply with them like we made you comply with them lol"

quote:

It is the policy of the United States that the power of the Federal Government to control, alter, heighten, lower, abolish, decontrol, or likewise modify drug control scheduling for any particular substance, including cannabis, is a vested power of the article I constitutional lawmaking power that no treaty, including the 1961 Single Convention on Narcotic Drugs, the 1971 Convention on Psychotropic Substances, 1972 Protocol Amending the Single Convention on Narcotic Drugs, and the 1988 United Nations Convention Against Illicit Traffic in Narcotic Drugs and Psychotropic Substances, may infringe upon, oblige or impose a duty on the United States not to undertake at its pleasure, or otherwise modify. This provision shall constitute a rule of construction for all Federal courts to apply in all cases.

- Also lmao at this:

quote:

Notwithstanding the States Reform Act and the amendments made thereby, the Secretary of Health and Human Services may continue to include cannabis for purposes of drug testing of Federal employees subject to Executive Order 12564, or other applicable Federal laws and orders.

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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Didn't think a big chiseled chin is what gets people hot and bothered these days.

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️

Helios Grime posted:

Didn't think a big chiseled chin is what gets people hot and bothered these days.

america has a culture

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Peter Griffin?

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez



Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


sorry for interrupting the deviant art with a stolen post from the sports forum

Troy Queef posted:

The Bron story gets worse, he’ll be working with them to place NFT/Web3 stuff in his schools https://twitter.com/boardroom/status/1487127259559477250?s=21

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

The kids get to learn useless bullshit sit at computers for an hour each day secretly playing videogames, and crypto creeps get unfettered access to vulnerable at-risk children, a real win-win for everyone there

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

a new study bible! posted:

sorry for interrupting the deviant art with a stolen post from the sports forum

I once wrote a satirical article about how Lebron is the last remaining hope for a progressive president because he's the only popular-enough person with a vested interest to make actual progressive policies (to surpass Michael Jordan in cultural relevancy).

welp

DMCrimson has issued a correction as of 20:24 on Jan 28, 2022

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

a new study bible! posted:

sorry for interrupting the deviant art with a stolen post from the sports forum

it looks like the logo for a casino

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
Can we go back to the deviant art it was much more wholesome

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://twitter.com/solarishilton/status/1486724917596803072?s=21

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

19 o'clock posted:

it looks like the logo for a casino

well, they are teaching the kids about crypto

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


Are those the cheesecake factories that person has murdered as part of gang hits or something

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
M&M needs moar loofah

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011


drat, he left room in the middle for #34. this dudes on a mission

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Real job ad in Australia

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Real job ad in Australia



so 26 hours a day??

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Real job ad in Australia



drat they got 24 hour work days and still can't manage to proofread their own job ads.

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Real job ad in Australia



Pay: 50k a year

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
With those kind of requirements they must be paying millions, right? Right?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

skooma512 posted:

Pay: 50k a year
:argh:


Post is not edit

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Colonel Cancer posted:

With those kind of requirements they must be paying millions, right? Right?

The rewards will be worth it*



*For me, the boss loving you 24/7

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


skooma512 posted:

Pay: 50k a year

Australian government has a minimum pay threshold for like every job title that exists so it should be more but guarantee that company will hire someone who doesn't know this.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018


Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

skooma512 posted:

Pay: 50k a year

We dug up the original ad and it was AU$120-150k so like US$85-105k which is to say still not reasonable if the hours are close to accurate

Edit: since it's not in the original snip, the job is running a Liquor store in Perth

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Tell the wife we only hire men and lesbians

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

I was going to joke about "survival skills" but I assume that's just a normal job requirement in Australia in case the spiders attack or whatever

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Real job ad in Australia



WANTED: shonen anime protagonist

Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Real job ad in Australia



al the skills.

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo
All the joys of running a business without any of the stress of having to own or profit from it. Is this a common thing? Buy a business, hire someone else to entirely run it for you?

aperfectcirclefan
Nov 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
Yes because then you can get tax write offs

Eight-Six
Oct 26, 2007

Beartaco posted:

All the joys of running a business without any of the stress of having to own or profit from it. Is this a common thing? Buy a business, hire someone else to entirely run it for you?

capitalism.txt

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Beartaco posted:

All the joys of running a business without any of the stress of having to own or profit from it. Is this a common thing? Buy a business, hire someone else to entirely run it for you?
same thing as being a landlord after acquiring enough property so uh yeah

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Beartaco posted:

All the joys of running a business without any of the stress of having to own or profit from it. Is this a common thing? Buy a business, hire someone else to entirely run it for you?

this is called being a restaurant owner

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/Ali_Lev/status/1487050317631995904

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://mobile.twitter.com/TE_AMO_COURT/status/1487264542681976836

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