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Democratic Pirate
Feb 17, 2010

Every game I am pushed closer to watching the other football

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Sent from my iPad
Jun 19, 2000

Eli Apple DPI, you say?

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Bob Morales posted:

How are the Mahomes State Farm ads so much worse than the Rodgers ones?

Rodgers has an inherent douchiness that plays well off the generic nice guy straight man State Farm agent, doesn’t work as well with Mahomes since he also comes off as nice.

Arcella
Dec 16, 2013

Shiny and Chrome
Why do insurance companies get to torture us constantly when we’ve already bought some because we had to?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
lol who just called the Eli Apple :flag:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

why is eli apple on hill

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Lol they throw the flag here with the ball well out of bounds.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
eli apple

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

wyoak posted:

It’s amazing how many ads are for insurance

It's all because the discount doublecheck ads caught on

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

Beefed Owl posted:

MAHOMES YOU MAKE 40 BAJILLION DOLLARS A YEAR DON'T WORRY ABOUT LIKE $50 GOD drat DOLLARS!

Have you gotten a quote from State Farm

$$$

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Lmao such BS

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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bean mom posted:

quarterbacks not named joe burrow had the worst personalities

Gardner Minshew, where are you

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
Eli Apple, literally worse than busted coverage.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol they call that but not the holding on the Chiefs

Also that was not catchable

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


bulls/blazers is a fun game

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

fknlo posted:

He is insanely fast

Hardman is too, the weirdest thing about Hill (note: on the field) is that he's a really good route runner after being a running back in college.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

An Apple a play
Is loving dumb

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
ADS!!! ADS!!! ADS!!! ADS!!! ADS!!!

DEATH!!! DEATH!!! DEATH!!! DEATH!!! DEATH!!!

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


That throw was to a 24 foot tall player

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Eli Crapple imo

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

who is cornier, russ or pat

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

euphronius posted:

They could just not run ads at every moment

The Bengals performance has made this poor man hysteric!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Arcella posted:

Why do insurance companies get to torture us constantly when we’ve already bought some because we had to?

They use it as justification to take more of the agents commissions

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
sigh

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

How can you interfere on an uncatchable ball>?!

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Lol, if they do a TD

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

it was kind of funny and cool that Eli Apple crowed for a week before getting burnt to a crisp

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


bean mom posted:

who is cornier, russ or pat

Yes

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Arcella posted:

Why do insurance companies get to torture us constantly when we’ve already bought some because we had to?

When the market is saturated all you can do is compete with each other for brand share

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib

bean mom posted:

who is cornier, russ or pat
Russ but maybe just cuz he’s been around longer

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

A.o.D. posted:

Eli Apple, literally worse than busted coverage.

Did he pull a Jason David?

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given

bean mom posted:

who is cornier, russ or pat

Russ because he actually thinks he's cool now, and he absolutely isn't.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
What happened to picking up flags for uncatchable passes

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020
Fix is officially in

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Harlock posted:

it was kind of funny and cool that Eli Apple crowed for a week before getting burnt to a crisp

EVERYONE saw that coming though.

Dpulex
Feb 26, 2013
So the refs do know what PI looks like

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

bean mom posted:

who is cornier, russ or pat

pat 100%

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
why would you let them score when there's only 9 seconds

does romo really think the bengals would go 65 yards in 8 seconds?

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
What if there were a pick-six

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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

fartknocker posted:

Did he pull a Jason David?

You know it.

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