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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Hey Jackson what tik tok dance is best suited for AFC Championship meltdown?

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sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Sheen Sheen posted:

Patrick Mahomes is a fraudulent little choke-artist bitch with a stupid Kermit the Frog voice who will end up being the next Aaron Rodgers—a worthless stat-compiler who chokes in the postseason every year and never gets that second ring to prove the first one wasn’t a fluke

Get hosed KC

:hmmyes:

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
GEAUX TIGERS

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

All that money for that little Kermit the Frog to fumble it backwards 30 yards with a trip to the Super Bowl on the line


F R A U D

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Sheen Sheen posted:

Patrick Mahomes is a fraudulent little choke-artist bitch with a stupid Kermit the Frog voice who will end up being the next Aaron Rodgers—a worthless stat-compiler who chokes in the postseason every year and never gets that second ring to prove the first one wasn’t a fluke

Get hosed KC

Did you want slaw on your sandwich?

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

So Niners have to win now, right?

The year is 2022 and the Niners and Bengals are playing in the Super Bowl

Ronald Reagan Joe Biden is president.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


Garopollo isn’t Joe Montana so they have a shot!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

SirPablo posted:

This is loving weak

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



vyst posted:

Hey Jackson what tik tok dance is best suited for AFC Championship meltdown?

Tik toks are like 15 seconds right because that's what Mahomes did behind the line of scrimmage before taking multiple sacks on 3rd down

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

hobbesmaster posted:

Bengals went to the Super Bowl in both 81 and 88, lost to the 49ers both times

Yeah but they have the Joe at QB now

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

That bad play at the end of the first half decided it

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

A.o.D. posted:

GEAUX TIGERS

Hell yes

GEAUX BENGAUXS

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Guys, I think I like the Bengals now.


There is no god but Joey B. and McPherson is his prophet.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Posting on page 69

Hirsute
May 4, 2007

SirPablo posted:

This is loving weak

yeah got real "boom goes the dynamite" vibes from that nail in the coffin bit ugh

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Silly Burrito posted:

GEAUX BENGAUXS

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

bobjr posted:

That bad play at the end of the first half decided it

It really really did.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i don't mind the rams and it would be cool for stafford to win the Big Game but i have to root for the niners here because they are the Packer Slayers and they are undoubtedly the most Bears-like team left

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


I'm confused by the hatred for Mahomes

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

bobjr posted:

That bad play at the end of the first half decided it

for reals

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Rooting hard for the Bengals. Yeah!!!

— Browns fan

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

a new study bible! posted:

The year is 2022 and the Niners and Bengals are playing in the Super Bowl

Ronald Reagan Joe Biden is president.

A virus runs unchecked, killing thousands a day, but brunch is plentiful

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

lol at the weird hate for mahomes idgi

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


bobjr posted:

That bad play at the end of the first half decided it
Really ominous, seems like they got cocky

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot

Sheen Sheen posted:

Patrick Mahomes is a fraudulent little choke-artist bitch with a stupid Kermit the Frog voice who will end up being the next Aaron Rodgers—a worthless stat-compiler who chokes in the postseason every year and never gets that second ring to prove the first one wasn’t a fluke

Get hosed KC

We can't know if Patrick Mahomes is any good so long as he plays for the ultimate NFL fraud, Andy Reid. That is a burden no man can overcome.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

bengals wear orange in the super bowl challenge

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Go Rams!! Animal bowl!

Time to go for pizza dinner with fams

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

brugroffil posted:

I'm confused by the hatred for Mahomes

Proximity to Qaaron in State Farm ads

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

brugroffil posted:

I'm confused by the hatred for Mahomes

His brother admittedly sucks really, REALLY bad

That's the only thing I can think of

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
I want Joe Burrow to be Super Bowl MVP, smoking a cigar and ashing it in the Lombardi Trophy.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Mahomes' insane contract kicks in next year too - this roster is going to look quite a bit different.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

A.o.D. posted:

GEAUX TIGERS

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


For the Bengals to win, Howard Hessman had to die.

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

Turdfuzz posted:

lol at the weird hate for mahomes idgi

He's the new Tom Brady now that Tom has died

Fire Safety Doug
Sep 3, 2006

99 % caffeine free is 99 % not my kinda thing
Can’t believe I fell for another obvious script.

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

I've never seen a QB try to throw a game so hard as Mahomes like that near-interception, the 20-yard dance backwards to turn a gimmee field goal into a tricky one, and then the OT Favre-ing it into double coverage for the pick. Just outstanding.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


The niners must lose

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Can we marvel that this was posted 22 minutes ago and has a quarter million likes?

https://twitter.com/JoshAllenQB/status/1487924673270542347?s=20&t=FMTKD5ft4pRtmoVqMcoNHw

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

brugroffil posted:

I'm confused by the hatred for Mahomes

His wife dumps champagne on the plebeians and his brother dances on memorials.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Zurreco posted:

Live by the OT rules, die by the OT rules.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojrvfoJeueg

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