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PITTSBURGH GLUE FORTUNE: Sep 24, 2002

im so proud of you nereds

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:27

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# ? May 30, 2024 10:27

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Destro85 posted:

im so proud of you nereds

Lol 1001

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:27

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Infidel Castro posted:

Harassing women is not OK.

gently caress off idiot

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:27

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

called it on the derpies resurrection

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:28

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

The Bloop posted:

Lol 1001

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:28

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

ARE YOU KIDSING ME I AM SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:28

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Derpies Tuglord posted:

Hey friends your pal Perma-Retired Derpies Tuglord here saying CONGRATS on 1000 Pages!

I thought it was worth stopping by and wasting 10 bux to give you my heartiest congrats on this amazing achievement, even to the haters and clout chasers because every post counts! Also Aardvark if you get drunk and PM me on discord anymore about Food Network don't be too ashamed in the morning to respond its ok I know you miss me and we have an unspoken bond in our love of ICAG's figure. Special shoutout to Bags Fly At Noon, RIP DREW NEVER FORGET and to you I hand my spatula of suburban dadness.

Don�t worry about me too much though I will always be watching and have been enjoying retirement. I have been hanging out with Betty White and Bob Saget howling and awooing at the great splotchy Anglo-Saxon moon (the greats always go out in 3�s).

I even got back into some WoW raiding to relive my glory days fighting for cooling relief for the citizens of Azeroths colons.

Then I took some time off to do some vacationing across Europe and the US to see some of the great phallic sites.

Then I stopped in to see my PYF Sagas pals to see how they were handling themselves in Tuggin Twenty Twenty Two and just saw this so I left.

Anyway never forget friends with the power of posting friendship anything is possible!

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:28

Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

imagine posting on the 1001 page

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:28

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Tip posted:

called it on the derpies resurrection

How do we even know it was the real derpies?

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:28

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Tip posted:

called it on the derpies resurrection

he posted twice on page 1000 :thumbsup:

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:28

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

I love balls so much

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:28

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

ARE YOU KIDSING ME I AM SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW

Owned

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:28

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

I will be happy to edit any of the regulars into my post on Page 1000, so that they can in some way enjoy the triumph that they worked so hard to achieve.

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:29

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Zil posted:

How do we even know it was the real derpies?

it is (:

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:29

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

I'm quoting stuff from the 1000th page now cause I didn't want to post on it twice and deny someone else that glory

Ruby Gloom posted:

1 0 0 0

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:29

Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

Aardvark! posted:

he posted twice on page 1000

isn't that illegal

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:29

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

goddamit we made it big thanks to all who posted in the best dressed, wittiest and most articulate thread on the forums especially tip the op and all the other crazies

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:29

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Well done team

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:29

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

I expect my name to change any second now

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:29

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Aardvark! posted:

he posted twice on page 1000

Yeah that's a ban

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:29

Computer viking: May 30, 2011; Now with less breakage.

Wow, that went fast towards the end.

I think it's time for a small cognac to celebrate.

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:29

DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

Derpies Tuglord posted:

Yeah I didn't do that at all <3 Just came in to celebrate 1000 pages though.

i'm happy you made it for this!

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:29

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Page 1000 was all I expected it to be. There was a celebration, a surprise, and an edgelord. Good times

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:30

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Tip I want to congratulate you on the first successful goon project in the history of the universe

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:30

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I was made to cut bacon and I missed 1000

I'm so sad right now

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:30

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Thread is 1001 pages, not as advertised. Voted 1.

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:30

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

I just got word that the server is in flames but it looks like they're going to be able to contain the damage to just the trump lol thread

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:30

Computer viking: May 30, 2011; Now with less breakage.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

ARE YOU KIDSING ME I AM SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW

I know, right - that was incredible. Oh well, I'll consider this the page 1000 overflow.

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:31

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I was made to cut bacon and I missed 1000

I'm so sad right now

That's okay, you'll just have to be around for page 2000.

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:31

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Missed it.

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:31

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

me, being everyone who doesnt know anything: hurrrrr i heard u are a rapidt

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:31

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

But that's my life. Doomed to be the groomsman, never the groom. Always second place. Not pathetic enough to be a loser, not cool enough to be liked

Thanks.

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:31

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Meme Poker Party posted:

It�s beautiful

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:31

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

thank you for all the congratulations

I couldn't have done it without all of you

we really smashed all the predictions of taking five years or flaming out

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:32

Ruby Gloom: May 8, 2004; i showed u my trash pls respond

i posted the wrong drat raccoon, this was meant to be 1000 pages raccoon

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:32

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Literally A Person posted:

Missed it.

It's alright, it's always page 1000 now. That's the beauty of it

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:32

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Seth Pecksniff posted:

But that's my life. Doomed to be the groomsman, never the groom. Always second place. Not pathetic enough to be a loser, not cool enough to be liked

Thanks.

If the name change thing is real, you can have mine.

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:32

DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

Seth Pecksniff posted:

But that's my life. Doomed to be the groomsman, never the groom. Always second place. Not pathetic enough to be a loser, not cool enough to be liked

Thanks.

You are a 1000 page poster in our hearts.

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:32

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I was made to cut bacon and I missed 1000

I'm so sad right now

Also you shouldn't cook with a knife on Chinese New Year, if you cut yourself on accident that means your year will be complete poo poo

I am not joking

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:32

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ilovebeersooomuch: May 23, 2014

bagmonkey posted:

ilovebeersooomuch bourbon with lady bagmo, cheers my friends, I love you all, congrats on our incredible achievement

I'm so happy right now

*tears streaming down face I just dont care*

# ? Feb 2, 2022 01:32

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