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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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FreudianSlippers posted:

I call this quandary The poo poo of Feseus

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

come to my cookout and I'll put your pickle slices under the cheese

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Hyperlynx posted:



And there isn't a drat thing you can do to stop me.

Well, if I'm going to cook my eggs until they're rubber, a little ketchup might improve things :smug:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

im pooping! posted:

put the hot dog in my butt hole and ill poop it into ur mouth

Look, if I had a problem eating meat from an rear end in a top hat do you think I'd be eating hot dogs?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

im pooping! posted:

put the hot dog in my butt hole and ill poop it into ur mouth

Ahh, the Original Cleveland Steamer.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

FreudianSlippers posted:

At what point does something inserted and then elected from the anus become poop?

every 4 years in november! :haw:

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Ahh, the Original Cleveland Steamer.

It's better than the Cincinnati variant

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

every 4 years in november! :haw:

Autocorrect getting into political satire.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

im pooping! posted:

put the hot dog in my butt hole and ill poop it into ur mouth

*sighs and gestures for sub with butt hole full of ketchup

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

Neito posted:

Then let Rhode Island Kramer in with their opinion:

Celery salt.

Do Australians put chicken salt on their hot dogs? Because they should.

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

FreudianSlippers posted:

Take for example Tubgirl (2000) who seems to be ejecting a geyser of diarrehea from her anus but it is in fact orange juice.

All this time it was orange juice? I feel like a terrible void has just opened up beneath my feet. A fleshy void, sticky and slightly citrusy.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Gargamel Gibson posted:

Do Australians put chicken salt on their hot dogs? Because they should.

wtf is chicken salt? salt mixed with chicken?

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









FreudianSlippers posted:

At what point does something inserted and then elected from the anus become poop? Or is something only truly poop if it has been digested? Take for example Tubgirl (2000) who seems to be ejecting a geyser of diarrehea from her anus but it is in fact orange juice. Does it make much of a difference that it isn't literal poop when it is perceived as such by everyone who has seen the photo?

I call this quandary The poo poo of Theseus

everything becomes gross once it leaves ur body

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
I sure don't give one gently caress about hot dogs or ketchup or how anyone eats or doesn't eat their stupid food. Man people have such cultural and regional fuckin elitism with their fuckin hotdogs. I'm also goddamn sick of everyone who's ever been to New York telling me that any other pizza is invalid, and the same for everyone who's ever gone to Mexico and comes back saying all other Mexican food is invalid. God dammit just shut up. It's all just combinations of Foods and Effort and Colonialism.

I'll loving get on your rear end if I see you tucking in your shirt and having neither a belt nor suspenders WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

I don't see how it's possible to tuck in your shirt without wearing a belt. It feels like putting your wallet and phone in the wrong pockets

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

mdemone posted:

I don't see how it's possible to tuck in your shirt without wearing a belt. It feels like putting your wallet and phone in the wrong pockets

well you gotta get the extra high waist jeans, the shirt tucked in really helps with the "pantload of poo poo" look

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Look at all you goony slobs, not tucking your t-shirt into your sweatpants before your morning team Zoom meeting.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Cyrano4747 posted:

Look at all you goony slobs, not tucking your t-shirt into your sweatpants before your morning team Zoom meeting.

Bold of you to assume I'm wearing pants.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Zil posted:

Bold of you to assume I'm wearing pants.

Bold of you to assume I'm wearing CLOTHES, frankly.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Neito posted:

Bold of you to assume I'm wearing CLOTHES, frankly.

$10 says you're still covered in epidermis, you poser.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo74k0eSGZw

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Scratch Monkey posted:

wtf is chicken salt? salt mixed with chicken?

Yes and you're missing out if you don't have it in your life.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005



:confused:

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

sebmojo posted:

everything becomes gross once it leaves ur body
Back up a step, everything becomes gross once it enters your body.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

sebmojo posted:

everything becomes gross once it leaves ur body

See:
-snot
-saliva
-babies

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

sebmojo posted:

everything becomes gross once it leaves ur body

Way to dunk on my poetry, bully.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Hot dogs look like pepis.


This is my funny.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Corn is better than wheat in almost every way



Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Humphreys posted:

Australian Wendys hotdogs look like 'red rockets'.



I think I'd prefer them if they were circumcized.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

TK-42-1 posted:

that’s just a cloaca

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Kwyndig posted:

I think I'd prefer them if they were circumcized.

Nice av.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Neito posted:

Then let Rhode Island Kramer in with their opinion:

Celery salt.

Don't forget the meat sauce and micro.minced onions!

Passed through RI a couple of years ago and those dogs were great!

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Zil posted:

Bold of you to assume I'm wearing pants.

Yeah, I only ever tuck shirts into skirts personally.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Do shorts count? I wear shorts all of the year except winter.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I just tape the shirt to my naked waist to create the impression of being tucked.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

FreudianSlippers posted:

I just tape the shirt to my naked waist to create the impression of being tucked.

Classy pantless zoomers use shirt stays

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Classy pantless zoomers use shirt stays



Or just use this if you're not a freak

https://www.amazon.com/Heros-Pride-9074W-Keeper-Adjustable/dp/B07257XTLF

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Lol if you don't boil your hotdogs

That does double for steak

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Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey



I wonder if a sloppy steak tastes better. It certainly makes more of a mess.


Good try but I'm on so many chemicals nothing fazes me. I do appreciate them keeping my gang tags though.

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