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KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS: the question doesn't matter if it never crosses God's mind
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change six billion diapers
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Feb 1, 2022 21:18
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girl dick energy posted:KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS: the question doesn't matter if it never crosses God's mind Aesma.txt also, 
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Feb 1, 2022 21:31
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I don't think it fits as a thread title, unfortunately. Edit: What does fit, though is KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS: Assume God creates a perfect universe...
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Feb 1, 2022 22:01
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When interpreting religious texts, it can be helpful to get around the fact that Literalism isn't a universal religious doctrine. The literal 'God messes with Job' part isn't necessarily more important than the 'If bad things happen to you and your friends tell you "Well that's just God's Plan" they're arseholes and that's no way to run a society' part.
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Feb 1, 2022 22:21
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TK-42-1 posted:Imagine being one of the gods who went to create their universe and just drew a big ol blank. No thoughts. Just watching all their friends look off into the horizon and create existence and thinking 'oh poo poo oh gently caress i didnt look up how to do this' and ending up expending their godhood on an empty soup of creation that does gently caress all. Imagine coming to throne and discovering the consensus is that your universe was just copied off the god next door's work.
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Feb 2, 2022 01:08
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Cowcaster posted:change six billion diapers Sometimes I try to calculate how many I've changed It's probably not in the five figures? But if it were I wouldn't be shocked.
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Feb 2, 2022 02:11
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you should really get yourself potty trained booya
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Feb 2, 2022 02:19
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MikeJF posted:Imagine coming to throne and discovering the consensus is that your universe was just copied off the god next door's work. Imagine being a god and having imposter syndrome.
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Feb 2, 2022 03:35
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genesis 3:12 posted:And the Lord God said, “The man has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat, and live forever.” Achieve apotheosis via butt-fruit consumption or grinding leviathan + behemoth. Bing Bong, so simple!
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Feb 2, 2022 04:31
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Cowcaster posted:change six billion diapers this needs to be the new title tbh. i’m in the same boat and this kid is pissing me out of house and home.
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Feb 2, 2022 06:14
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TK-42-1 posted:Imagine being one of the gods who went to create their universe and just drew a big ol blank. No thoughts. Just watching all their friends look off into the horizon and create existence and thinking 'oh poo poo oh gently caress i didnt look up how to do this' and ending up expending their godhood on an empty soup of creation that does gently caress all. sounds like the best outcome tbh
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Feb 2, 2022 08:21
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And it still canonically produces someone capable of breaking the firmament on their own to join Zoss.
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Feb 2, 2022 09:34
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Abaddon mentioned in a post that there's nothing stopping some unopened universe's greatest hero from breaking through and reaching Throne only to land right in the middle of some annoyed residents. I like to imagine there's a special angelic task force tasked by Zoss to grab these guys before they become a nuisance. It's now down to only one angel, and he's chasing Allison on the grounds that he assume she's Earth's greatest arcane warrior-scientist, what they call a barista.
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Feb 2, 2022 15:15
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Starbucks, the most dangerous dojo.
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Feb 2, 2022 16:22
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skaianDestiny posted:And it still canonically produces someone capable of breaking the firmament on their own to join Zoss. The Coolest Amoeba
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Feb 2, 2022 18:26
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Operant is having a year https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1489995770715594754?s=20&t=MsyyC1piCBWYn098pv1GSw
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Feb 5, 2022 17:26
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Oof, he really is. I can relate! I felt like I got a year's worth of stupid bad luck on my plate in January, and Operant's getting worse luck than I did. Sending all the support and positive vibes I can through my soul flame (and also Patreon).
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Feb 5, 2022 19:01
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Dear god, enough you rear end in a top hat
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Feb 5, 2022 19:16
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k6bd thread posted:Job discussion Operant posted:man you guys are gonna love the next part of this book you didn't tell us it was going to be an autobiographical reenactment
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Feb 5, 2022 19:22
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*pulls a Job, godishly*
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Feb 5, 2022 19:23
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OPAONI posted:Dear god, Next time I see that rear end in a top hat on the road I'm going to give him what for.
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Feb 5, 2022 19:25
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Appendicitis is luckily something that's easy to bounce back from once the lapro is done, which I can confirm from personal experience.
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Feb 5, 2022 19:35
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Hoping that between this and their mother having a severe illness, babyrant has some kindly aunties to take care of them in the interim (and most definitely not try to teach them the art of Cutting)
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Feb 5, 2022 19:46
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the holy poopacy posted:you didn't tell us it was going to be an autobiographical reenactment Joberant
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Feb 5, 2022 19:52
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YaketySass posted:Joberant 
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Feb 5, 2022 20:16
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Shoehead posted:Operant is having a year The sanctioned action is to cut (your appendix out)
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Feb 5, 2022 21:08
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Goddamn Operant, hope you’re ok. Good news if he caught it early it’s pretty simple and quick - had mine out last year. Still real lovely!
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Feb 5, 2022 21:48
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good grief my man
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Feb 5, 2022 22:12
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Holy poo poo Operant, hope you feel better soon.
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Feb 5, 2022 22:35
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Don't Reach Heaven The Normal Way
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Feb 5, 2022 22:49
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Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:Hoping that between this and their mother having a severe illness, babyrant has some kindly aunties to take care of them in the interim (and most definitely not try to teach them the art of Cutting) "Comic-drawer's child I command you to stop crying! Auntie has a terrible hangover."
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Feb 5, 2022 23:14
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I think that's a more exciting cliffhanger than what happened in the comic. I hope everyone is okay.
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Feb 5, 2022 23:16
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God knows that the secret to his defeat is about to be revealed and he is trying to stop it.
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Ashcans posted:Goddamn Operant, hope you’re ok. Good news if he caught it early it’s pretty simple and quick - had mine out last year. Still real lovely! Operant? More like Operate. Feel better quickly buddy, Babbadon needs you!
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Feb 7, 2022 06:05
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Babbadon and Abbamom.
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Feb 7, 2022 06:11
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Opperant just stacking his late ‘21 / early ‘22 schedule with a ton of poo poo so he’s got a clear spring/summer with the wife and kid
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Feb 7, 2022 14:44
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https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1492144592560472068
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Feb 11, 2022 15:34
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Operant seems to be having one of those horrible chunks of time off where your body goes "Oh hey I don't have to work like this anymore? Ok!" and breaks
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I think dermabond is used after laparoscopic surgery (e.g. for appendicitis) so that's the glue I'm guessing he's referring to. Honestly glad to hear that it could only be a month or two, but if it's longer then it's longer. His family has to come first.
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